egg
@explod.es
I make computer games + stupid jokes
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𝚞𝚗𝚛𝚎𝚐𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚍 𝚑𝚢𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚌𝚊𝚖𝟸
games @ explod.es
𝚞𝚗𝚛𝚎𝚐𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚍 𝚑𝚢𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚌𝚊𝚖𝟸
I'm so pissed off that this is her favourite toy
November 20, 2025 at 10:37 PM
I'm so pissed off that this is her favourite toy
they should do a season of Stargate set in Margate
November 19, 2025 at 8:43 PM
they should do a season of Stargate set in Margate
accidentally getting mace confused with WD40 when I get robbed, allowing the guy to give police the slip
November 19, 2025 at 1:33 PM
accidentally getting mace confused with WD40 when I get robbed, allowing the guy to give police the slip
this trump fella fucking sucks. what a piece of shit
November 18, 2025 at 6:32 PM
this trump fella fucking sucks. what a piece of shit
wife: what shall we watch tonight?
Me:
Me:
November 17, 2025 at 7:03 PM
wife: what shall we watch tonight?
Me:
Me:
she's back! Flora is back!!
November 16, 2025 at 11:39 PM
she's back! Flora is back!!
fun fact: you don't have to read my posts, and I'm sorry
November 16, 2025 at 10:55 AM
fun fact: you don't have to read my posts, and I'm sorry
Vidya Game Fact: Vamp from the Metal Gear series wasn't called 'vamp' because he is a vampire, but because his mum named him after her favourite thing: lamp, but she had a cold at the time
November 16, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Vidya Game Fact: Vamp from the Metal Gear series wasn't called 'vamp' because he is a vampire, but because his mum named him after her favourite thing: lamp, but she had a cold at the time
I notice I have appeared on the jumbotron, I crack a dumb smile and wave, failing to see the subtitle 'KillCam'
November 16, 2025 at 12:13 AM
I notice I have appeared on the jumbotron, I crack a dumb smile and wave, failing to see the subtitle 'KillCam'
don't use AI! If you use AI you are a thick dunce! It is a foul technology! The people who are pushing it are cretins! The environmental impact is Not Great! All applications of AI are Dubious and Unnecessary! If all of those points do not phase you then go eat a dog egg.
November 14, 2025 at 10:09 PM
don't use AI! If you use AI you are a thick dunce! It is a foul technology! The people who are pushing it are cretins! The environmental impact is Not Great! All applications of AI are Dubious and Unnecessary! If all of those points do not phase you then go eat a dog egg.
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I played the Metroid Prime 4 demo and it’s worrying. Samus has a cold and frequently sneezes all over the inside of her helmet. There’s no way to clean it so you have to wait for the snot to drip off the glass. I hope she isn’t sick for the whole game.
November 14, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I played the Metroid Prime 4 demo and it’s worrying. Samus has a cold and frequently sneezes all over the inside of her helmet. There’s no way to clean it so you have to wait for the snot to drip off the glass. I hope she isn’t sick for the whole game.
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The NYT considers this a proper noun since it’s a reference to Sir Edmund Bonk, the Victorian-era scientist who invented fucking
November 14, 2025 at 10:07 AM
The NYT considers this a proper noun since it’s a reference to Sir Edmund Bonk, the Victorian-era scientist who invented fucking
poo attracts flies but clue attracts spies
November 14, 2025 at 8:11 AM
poo attracts flies but clue attracts spies
passed this on the way home. Someone was stuck in the machine but I chose to ignore it
November 12, 2025 at 10:49 PM
passed this on the way home. Someone was stuck in the machine but I chose to ignore it
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Today is my birthday. I am now the same age that Christ was when He released His second homemade alt-rock album. You can listen and buy it now on bandcamp, or it'll be on your artist exploitation service of choice within the next few hours!
Organ Ghost | James Gameboy share.google/daoALzYI0bUX...
Organ Ghost | James Gameboy share.google/daoALzYI0bUX...
Organ Ghost, by James Gameboy
13 track album
share.google
November 12, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Today is my birthday. I am now the same age that Christ was when He released His second homemade alt-rock album. You can listen and buy it now on bandcamp, or it'll be on your artist exploitation service of choice within the next few hours!
Organ Ghost | James Gameboy share.google/daoALzYI0bUX...
Organ Ghost | James Gameboy share.google/daoALzYI0bUX...
hour two into me sitting on the toilet on my phone. Wife is banging on the door as we have guests over. "Come back with a warrant" I yell
November 11, 2025 at 10:03 PM
hour two into me sitting on the toilet on my phone. Wife is banging on the door as we have guests over. "Come back with a warrant" I yell
The adventures of Cum Sawyer
November 11, 2025 at 2:26 PM
The adventures of Cum Sawyer
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Eating a sundae with a long spoon is the height of decadence. The longer the spoon the more decadent it is. Ideally you shouldn't even be in the same room as the sundae
November 11, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Eating a sundae with a long spoon is the height of decadence. The longer the spoon the more decadent it is. Ideally you shouldn't even be in the same room as the sundae
Silent Hill PT but the PT Stands for Prawn Toast
November 11, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Silent Hill PT but the PT Stands for Prawn Toast