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@explod.es
I make computer games + stupid jokes
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𝚞𝚗𝚛𝚎𝚐𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚍 𝚑𝚢𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚌𝚊𝚖𝟸
games @ explod.es
𝚞𝚗𝚛𝚎𝚐𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚍 𝚑𝚢𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚌𝚊𝚖𝟸
I'm so pissed off that this is her favourite toy
November 20, 2025 at 10:37 PM
I'm so pissed off that this is her favourite toy
wife: what shall we watch tonight?
Me:
Me:
November 17, 2025 at 7:03 PM
wife: what shall we watch tonight?
Me:
Me:
I made a little cosy game about this tiny stink freak, but you won't be able to play it until December!
November 16, 2025 at 11:42 PM
I made a little cosy game about this tiny stink freak, but you won't be able to play it until December!
she's back! Flora is back!!
November 16, 2025 at 11:39 PM
she's back! Flora is back!!
Vidya Game Fact: Vamp from the Metal Gear series wasn't called 'vamp' because he is a vampire, but because his mum named him after her favourite thing: lamp, but she had a cold at the time
November 16, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Vidya Game Fact: Vamp from the Metal Gear series wasn't called 'vamp' because he is a vampire, but because his mum named him after her favourite thing: lamp, but she had a cold at the time
once again this classic British word does not appear in my silly puzzle
November 14, 2025 at 9:06 AM
once again this classic British word does not appear in my silly puzzle
passed this on the way home. Someone was stuck in the machine but I chose to ignore it
November 12, 2025 at 10:49 PM
passed this on the way home. Someone was stuck in the machine but I chose to ignore it
The adventures of Cum Sawyer
November 11, 2025 at 2:26 PM
The adventures of Cum Sawyer
fuck off! I bet it would work if I put some dumb US shit like Olive garden
November 10, 2025 at 8:18 AM
fuck off! I bet it would work if I put some dumb US shit like Olive garden
I hate AI. A local cleaning business posted this. What the fuck is it. Does she smell? Why do the stink lines come off her nose? Just horrible. I'll kill you.
November 7, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I hate AI. A local cleaning business posted this. What the fuck is it. Does she smell? Why do the stink lines come off her nose? Just horrible. I'll kill you.
this is what you see before you die, if you are,, a snack
November 6, 2025 at 6:08 PM
this is what you see before you die, if you are,, a snack
I'm going back in time to tell my past self that the 3 disc game I bought in 1997 for £30 will cost £70 per disc 30 years later. But also you're just renting the game lol
November 1, 2025 at 11:31 PM
I'm going back in time to tell my past self that the 3 disc game I bought in 1997 for £30 will cost £70 per disc 30 years later. But also you're just renting the game lol
The US version of taskmaster looks shit. Won't watch it.
October 19, 2025 at 8:32 AM
The US version of taskmaster looks shit. Won't watch it.
for context, our local brewery is called Bristol Pee Fart
October 2, 2025 at 3:10 PM
for context, our local brewery is called Bristol Pee Fart
every boy is in a text chat called this
October 2, 2025 at 3:08 PM
every boy is in a text chat called this
just a phenomenal title translation
October 1, 2025 at 11:39 AM
just a phenomenal title translation