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No Kings includes Draft Kings
February 8, 2026 at 11:49 PM
No Kings includes Draft Kings
Some of these throws 😬
February 8, 2026 at 11:59 PM
Some of these throws 😬
lol there's gonna be a 10:1 ratio of volunteer poll watchers to feds.
Breaking:
The White House press secretary just said she "can't guarantee" that ICE won't be around polling locations in November.
The White House press secretary just said she "can't guarantee" that ICE won't be around polling locations in November.
February 6, 2026 at 12:13 AM
lol there's gonna be a 10:1 ratio of volunteer poll watchers to feds.
The Wizards going full Chaos Mode right after WaPo guts the sports section is a chef's kiss (the chef is Mario Batali)
BREAKING: The Dallas Mavericks are trading 10-time NBA All-Star Anthony Davis, Jaden Hardy, D'Angelo Russell and Dante Exum to the Washington Wizards for Khris Middleton, AJ Johnson, Malaki Branham, Marvin Bagley III, 2 first-round picks and 3 second-rounders, sources tell ESPN.
February 4, 2026 at 6:59 PM
The Wizards going full Chaos Mode right after WaPo guts the sports section is a chef's kiss (the chef is Mario Batali)
An insane "is there a fire at the fireworks factory?" display going off right now down the street from work and my first thought was that It Happened, and even if it wasn't this is how I would find out (go LA!)
January 28, 2026 at 6:14 AM
An insane "is there a fire at the fireworks factory?" display going off right now down the street from work and my first thought was that It Happened, and even if it wasn't this is how I would find out (go LA!)
I've been wearing my Seahawks cap for two straight weeks at work, on the train, to the bar, walking around... the only person who said a word was a dude from Seattle last week lol. Not an NFL city! How do we have two teams?!
here in LA it's really quiet but that's also how it sounds after a big Rams win
January 26, 2026 at 4:24 AM
I've been wearing my Seahawks cap for two straight weeks at work, on the train, to the bar, walking around... the only person who said a word was a dude from Seattle last week lol. Not an NFL city! How do we have two teams?!
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Trying to imagine Janet Reno saying ATF > ID after Ruby Ridge.
January 24, 2026 at 11:55 PM
Trying to imagine Janet Reno saying ATF > ID after Ruby Ridge.
The yearning for earthly justice intensifies.
January 22, 2026 at 8:46 AM
The yearning for earthly justice intensifies.
apnews.com/article/greg...
I realize there's a lot going on but please take a minute to get mad about Trump's Interior dept pulling the rug out from a successful conservative nonprofit near my birthplace to make the millionaire ranchers feel better. Pathetic.
I realize there's a lot going on but please take a minute to get mad about Trump's Interior dept pulling the rug out from a successful conservative nonprofit near my birthplace to make the millionaire ranchers feel better. Pathetic.
Bureau of Land Management revokes American Prairie bison leases
The U.S. Department of the Interior announced on Friday that it is revoking grazing permits in Phillips County that American Prairie had been using to sustain its herd of bison.
apnews.com
January 21, 2026 at 8:53 AM
apnews.com/article/greg...
I realize there's a lot going on but please take a minute to get mad about Trump's Interior dept pulling the rug out from a successful conservative nonprofit near my birthplace to make the millionaire ranchers feel better. Pathetic.
I realize there's a lot going on but please take a minute to get mad about Trump's Interior dept pulling the rug out from a successful conservative nonprofit near my birthplace to make the millionaire ranchers feel better. Pathetic.
Finally saw my first live tv Seahawks game of the season today and... hoo boy.
January 18, 2026 at 6:19 AM
Finally saw my first live tv Seahawks game of the season today and... hoo boy.
I know it's been said before but hearing those words in that accent is bone chilling. If I were an ICE agent that grew up going to Lutheran potlucks I'd pack it up right now. They're going to lose and lose bad.
Evelyn Normielib (D-MN) has arrived at the scene of the ICE shooting in northern Minneapolis
January 15, 2026 at 6:48 PM
I know it's been said before but hearing those words in that accent is bone chilling. If I were an ICE agent that grew up going to Lutheran potlucks I'd pack it up right now. They're going to lose and lose bad.
The part of my brain that remembers all the "jackbooted thugs and black helicopters" conspiracy theories I grew up around in rural MT/WA is really getting a workout this year.
it's incredible how if you put this entire dialog into the Left Behind series, it would basically work, but instead it's just IRL MN
!["Sir! This is a warning!" the agent yelled as he punched the man's vehicle window. "Stop f—king following us! You are impeding operations! This is the United States federal government!"
"I live over here," the driver explained. "I got to get to my house."
"This is your warning!" the officer exclaimed.
"I serve the Lord; go to church," the resident replied.
"I will arrest you!" the officer threatened.
"Don't make a bad decision," another agent warned.
"I serve the Lord," the driver repeated. "Not a draft-dodging coward."
"Let these people go to church," the driver added. "Let these people serve the Lord and worship."
"You're not going to like the outcome of this, sir," the first officer said. "I guarantee that... Did you not learn from what just happened [when Renee Good was killed]?"
"Learn what?" the driver asked. "I serve the Lord, not a draft-dodging coward. I can't believe you'd take orders from a draft dodger."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:hbpefio3f5csc44msmbgioxz/bafkreibjwvcxk2ptdafgbwfhk4rjalweyoz3d55gl72qhwhiudhu6aywcm@jpeg)
January 13, 2026 at 5:00 PM
The part of my brain that remembers all the "jackbooted thugs and black helicopters" conspiracy theories I grew up around in rural MT/WA is really getting a workout this year.
lol this dipshit pulled the "hooooold me baaaack!" bit at the end like he's an NBA small forward circa 2014
I think it is probably a bad idea to put clearly unhinged, angry psychopaths in federal law enforcement positions.
January 9, 2026 at 5:43 PM
lol this dipshit pulled the "hooooold me baaaack!" bit at the end like he's an NBA small forward circa 2014
The Beast in Me is Temu Hannibal. Come for Matthew Rhys in villain mode, stay to see if they let Claire Danes maintain a normal composure for literally one full scene (impossible).
December 17, 2025 at 5:34 AM
The Beast in Me is Temu Hannibal. Come for Matthew Rhys in villain mode, stay to see if they let Claire Danes maintain a normal composure for literally one full scene (impossible).
I have the day off, I'm stuck at home while a contractor fixes the bathroom, you're gosh darned right I'm strapping in for the Philip Rivers Experience. Amazing times we live in.
December 14, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I have the day off, I'm stuck at home while a contractor fixes the bathroom, you're gosh darned right I'm strapping in for the Philip Rivers Experience. Amazing times we live in.
As someone who commutes home on a bike along a waymo-heavy route; I've totally changed my mind from militantly against to mildly pro. Far safer for bikes/pedestrians than the other cars on the road at midnight in downtown LA
I think this is fair, but also think that there's another more positive path as well. once people get used to being passengers rather than drivers, things that matter for drivers start mattering less, eg: bike lanes, parking, etc.
I'm vaguely pro-Waymo, but it's a drag that society hasn't accounted for a number of externalities (traffic, free parking, underfunded transit) that will probably get worse once the human labor of driving goes away.
December 5, 2025 at 7:22 PM
As someone who commutes home on a bike along a waymo-heavy route; I've totally changed my mind from militantly against to mildly pro. Far safer for bikes/pedestrians than the other cars on the road at midnight in downtown LA
All I know is that zero national guardsmen were shot in the nation's capital during the Biden presidency.
November 26, 2025 at 11:27 PM
All I know is that zero national guardsmen were shot in the nation's capital during the Biden presidency.
fucking hell, dude
Twitter accounts are based in Russia. BlueSky accounts are based in homes with, frankly, too many books, plants, obsolete cables, and pieces of rustic pottery, that could do with a bit of a tidying up, to be honest.
November 24, 2025 at 12:37 AM
fucking hell, dude
Mario Kart ass bike lane.
November 17, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Mario Kart ass bike lane.
Putting the over/under on a Supreme Court ruling on whether grass on the field constitutes a constitutional right to play ball at Jan 15.
November 17, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Putting the over/under on a Supreme Court ruling on whether grass on the field constitutes a constitutional right to play ball at Jan 15.
Still angry about the table last night that ordered a well done duck breast, ate all but one bite, then sent it back because they didn't like how it was cooked.
November 10, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Still angry about the table last night that ordered a well done duck breast, ate all but one bite, then sent it back because they didn't like how it was cooked.
The more I learn about crypto the more it strengthens my opinion that best book on the subject remains Gogol's "Dead Souls"
November 6, 2025 at 7:32 PM
The more I learn about crypto the more it strengthens my opinion that best book on the subject remains Gogol's "Dead Souls"
Dick Cheney faced no earthly justice. W will face no earthly justice. We can't make that mistake again.
November 4, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Dick Cheney faced no earthly justice. W will face no earthly justice. We can't make that mistake again.