ex factis (asserts jester's privilege)
@ex-factis.bsky.social
all i know is that i know very little | fresh JD from GULC, incoming state appellate judicial clerk | food and ttrpg enthusiast | queer and mildly lawtistic | he/they
drove to the grocery store last night after a meltdown, to get filtered water for tea
this came on shuffle like a sign from the universe
this came on shuffle like a sign from the universe
December 13, 2025 at 3:13 PM
drove to the grocery store last night after a meltdown, to get filtered water for tea
this came on shuffle like a sign from the universe
this came on shuffle like a sign from the universe
how do you get a job?
December 12, 2025 at 1:12 PM
how do you get a job?
sorry for being a sad sack. these are dark times, in the world and personally. but i will survive them, at least. at worst.
December 12, 2025 at 12:51 AM
sorry for being a sad sack. these are dark times, in the world and personally. but i will survive them, at least. at worst.
i'm so tired
December 11, 2025 at 8:18 PM
i'm so tired
i think i'm meant to be a government lawyer because i feel a deep neurodivergent moral insult when people Don't Follow the Rules.
December 10, 2025 at 9:45 PM
i think i'm meant to be a government lawyer because i feel a deep neurodivergent moral insult when people Don't Follow the Rules.
... i might be anemic. i've stopped eating meat lately bc $$$.
i'm tired boss
December 4, 2025 at 7:58 PM
... i might be anemic. i've stopped eating meat lately bc $$$.
i'm tired boss
December 4, 2025 at 7:48 PM
i'm tired boss
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I named my fists Vladimir and Estragon.
(They do not move.)
(They do not move.)
December 1, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I named my fists Vladimir and Estragon.
(They do not move.)
(They do not move.)
i don't know what i want my life to look like, anymore. 8-12 hours of my day will be given to my job, and i don't know what i want those hours to look like.
i feel lost in my career. the goal i had is no longer attainable, and i don't know what will make me happy now.
November 30, 2025 at 11:28 AM
i don't know what i want my life to look like, anymore. 8-12 hours of my day will be given to my job, and i don't know what i want those hours to look like.
i feel lost in my career. the goal i had is no longer attainable, and i don't know what will make me happy now.
November 30, 2025 at 11:03 AM
i feel lost in my career. the goal i had is no longer attainable, and i don't know what will make me happy now.
i must become a fat and jovial wizard, it's the only way
November 29, 2025 at 2:11 AM
i must become a fat and jovial wizard, it's the only way
jim cramer stop emailing me to renew my subscription to cnbc you crazy old coot
November 28, 2025 at 11:39 PM
jim cramer stop emailing me to renew my subscription to cnbc you crazy old coot
what does being a lawyer and being happy look like?
November 27, 2025 at 8:18 PM
what does being a lawyer and being happy look like?
thankful for family today
November 27, 2025 at 8:18 PM
thankful for family today
about to hop a 3 hour northeast regional for thanksgiving travel
November 26, 2025 at 11:18 PM
about to hop a 3 hour northeast regional for thanksgiving travel
why i've been putting off getting back on meds:
Trying to find a pharmacy that has adderall in stock is my least favorite regular chore.
November 25, 2025 at 10:01 PM
why i've been putting off getting back on meds:
well well well, it finally happened
November 25, 2025 at 9:46 PM
well well well, it finally happened
phd whispering to me like the green goblin mask
November 24, 2025 at 12:18 PM
phd whispering to me like the green goblin mask
i'm good at reading and writing and it turns out i didn't want to teach primary school english
November 23, 2025 at 3:23 PM
i'm good at reading and writing and it turns out i didn't want to teach primary school english
okay screw the yips, time to get back on OSCAR
November 21, 2025 at 8:32 PM
okay screw the yips, time to get back on OSCAR
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Expect Delays, a 1v1 game about a public transit system breaking down. Bought a copy after a single play.
November 21, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Expect Delays, a 1v1 game about a public transit system breaking down. Bought a copy after a single play.
my god it's beautiful
"Before I left the NYC Conflicts of Interest Board back in 2022, I created (along with Dan Iwrey and Rob Casimir) what might be the greatest municipal ethics-law-based D&D one-shot module ever conceived… or at the very least the ONLY municipal ethics-law-based D&D one-shot module ever conceived."
www.nyc.gov
November 21, 2025 at 4:47 PM
my god it's beautiful
being a dungeon master has given me fantastic lawyer skills
- public speaking
- improvising/thinking on feet in the courtroom
- people wrangling
- negotiating and mediating
- statutory interpretation
- foresight
... and more!
- public speaking
- improvising/thinking on feet in the courtroom
- people wrangling
- negotiating and mediating
- statutory interpretation
- foresight
... and more!
if you hire me i will gladly DM the office campaign
I am playing D&D with five friends via Zoom and we’re all in our fifties and my young teen self knowing this would be happening would be so happy and satisfied.
November 21, 2025 at 3:50 PM
being a dungeon master has given me fantastic lawyer skills
- public speaking
- improvising/thinking on feet in the courtroom
- people wrangling
- negotiating and mediating
- statutory interpretation
- foresight
... and more!
- public speaking
- improvising/thinking on feet in the courtroom
- people wrangling
- negotiating and mediating
- statutory interpretation
- foresight
... and more!
if you hire me i will gladly DM the office campaign
I am playing D&D with five friends via Zoom and we’re all in our fifties and my young teen self knowing this would be happening would be so happy and satisfied.
November 21, 2025 at 3:46 PM
if you hire me i will gladly DM the office campaign