Zsa Zsa Gabortion
@evofck.bsky.social
I have no idea what I’m doing anymore
When the hotdog cart man wants to know how many glizzies I want, but it’s spooky szn
October 9, 2025 at 4:20 AM
When the hotdog cart man wants to know how many glizzies I want, but it’s spooky szn
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Sorry for bothering you with my unconditional love bro
October 4, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Sorry for bothering you with my unconditional love bro
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Sorry I got drunk and asked to see your badonk-a-donks
October 5, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Sorry I got drunk and asked to see your badonk-a-donks
Sometimes the only thing that keeps me going is knowing that I was the first person on the internet back in the good twitter days that said “I wish I was full of tacos instead of feelings”
October 2, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Sometimes the only thing that keeps me going is knowing that I was the first person on the internet back in the good twitter days that said “I wish I was full of tacos instead of feelings”
HBO out here selling my new show, the Guilded Cage based off my indoor only cat that refuses to believe he can’t survive outside
September 26, 2025 at 4:37 AM
HBO out here selling my new show, the Guilded Cage based off my indoor only cat that refuses to believe he can’t survive outside
I call my poops Ladoodoos now
September 26, 2025 at 4:19 AM
I call my poops Ladoodoos now
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A voice only dating site:
Hooked Up On Phonics
Hooked Up On Phonics
September 25, 2025 at 4:08 AM
A voice only dating site:
Hooked Up On Phonics
Hooked Up On Phonics
Yabos is probably the best word ever made up for a film and I will not be swayed otherwise.
September 23, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Yabos is probably the best word ever made up for a film and I will not be swayed otherwise.
Shania Law just sounds like a really good greatest hits album by a queen
July 24, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Shania Law just sounds like a really good greatest hits album by a queen
My air fryer is the only thing that truly understands me
February 21, 2025 at 7:59 AM
My air fryer is the only thing that truly understands me
Lmao at that “for all America” commercial that Fox News aired
February 9, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Lmao at that “for all America” commercial that Fox News aired
The POFUS were on to something talking about Sun-soakin' bulges in the shade
February 8, 2025 at 5:16 AM
The POFUS were on to something talking about Sun-soakin' bulges in the shade
One of my friends is getting a new refrigerator today and I have the strangest mix of excitement for them while being so completely jealous. Adult emotions are weird.
February 4, 2025 at 4:23 PM
One of my friends is getting a new refrigerator today and I have the strangest mix of excitement for them while being so completely jealous. Adult emotions are weird.
In case it becomes illegal, I plan to be the gayest I can be until I have to go back in the closet to not be killed
February 2, 2025 at 2:47 AM
In case it becomes illegal, I plan to be the gayest I can be until I have to go back in the closet to not be killed
Even with all the internet had to offer with respect to translation, I still have no idea what the Macarena song actually is saying
February 2, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Even with all the internet had to offer with respect to translation, I still have no idea what the Macarena song actually is saying
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My fav part of gender/sexuality debates is the ones against it are the most unfuckable scum walking the Earth.
January 26, 2025 at 8:48 PM
My fav part of gender/sexuality debates is the ones against it are the most unfuckable scum walking the Earth.
I actively am crushing on like…three of you
January 20, 2025 at 4:24 AM
I actively am crushing on like…three of you
I would be a great guest on Drew Barrymore’s show. I like (and need) hugs
January 18, 2025 at 6:30 AM
I would be a great guest on Drew Barrymore’s show. I like (and need) hugs
I’ve tried robot vacs before but my flooring and furniture just doesn’t cooperate. I’m so upset. I want a Messy Elliot of my own
January 18, 2025 at 5:38 AM
I’ve tried robot vacs before but my flooring and furniture just doesn’t cooperate. I’m so upset. I want a Messy Elliot of my own
Chat, TikTok keeps showing me an amazing shoe storage solution and I haven’t pulled the trigger yet, but given the state of things…should I?
January 18, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Chat, TikTok keeps showing me an amazing shoe storage solution and I haven’t pulled the trigger yet, but given the state of things…should I?
Self growth is realizing Speidi was never the villain
January 18, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Self growth is realizing Speidi was never the villain
The fun thing about home ownership is that it doesn’t have to be expensive to have your own weeping wall. You can just have an untraceable leak coming from “somewhere” and it just weeps all over one of your walls
January 18, 2025 at 2:15 AM
The fun thing about home ownership is that it doesn’t have to be expensive to have your own weeping wall. You can just have an untraceable leak coming from “somewhere” and it just weeps all over one of your walls
New show idea: a cat, but they also help you unpack buried trauma: The Hissnopist
January 12, 2025 at 11:34 PM
New show idea: a cat, but they also help you unpack buried trauma: The Hissnopist
I sat on the toilet for too long and now my feet are asleep: a memoir.
January 9, 2025 at 2:36 PM
I sat on the toilet for too long and now my feet are asleep: a memoir.
I am barely a functional human.
January 9, 2025 at 4:48 AM
I am barely a functional human.