evie
@evilyn.bsky.social
guinness world record holder for coolest dude
utah’s state bird, pdx, she/her
utah’s state bird, pdx, she/her
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evie
@evilyn.bsky.social
· Jul 1
more like elon butts
i have 5 cats on my bed. i am content
December 23, 2025 at 3:27 AM
i have 5 cats on my bed. i am content
a thing about portland is that one house will pay a guy to blow leaves, and he’ll blow them into the street and other yards, and then everyone else on the whole block will do the same, so you just have people leaf blowing all day every day instead of one single person ever bothering to pick them up
December 22, 2025 at 4:31 PM
a thing about portland is that one house will pay a guy to blow leaves, and he’ll blow them into the street and other yards, and then everyone else on the whole block will do the same, so you just have people leaf blowing all day every day instead of one single person ever bothering to pick them up
i got dynasty warriors 8 on ps vita, i got it on the switch, i got it on pc, i got it on my ps4, and i was about to have it on my xbox series x but they only have DW9 and that fuckass new one that i hated, so i guess we’re capped at 4 copies
December 22, 2025 at 4:15 PM
i got dynasty warriors 8 on ps vita, i got it on the switch, i got it on pc, i got it on my ps4, and i was about to have it on my xbox series x but they only have DW9 and that fuckass new one that i hated, so i guess we’re capped at 4 copies
hyped bc they’re putting a bigger food cart pod in a block from my apartment but not hyped to never find parking again
December 21, 2025 at 12:44 AM
hyped bc they’re putting a bigger food cart pod in a block from my apartment but not hyped to never find parking again
blows my mind that i can shoot the shit with anyone now. i got so used to shooting the shit with whoever was around just bc they weren’t mormon, but now that no around is mormon, i have a superpower
December 20, 2025 at 9:47 PM
blows my mind that i can shoot the shit with anyone now. i got so used to shooting the shit with whoever was around just bc they weren’t mormon, but now that no around is mormon, i have a superpower
few things more embarrassing than having someone get in my car and realize i use australian siri
December 18, 2025 at 5:26 PM
few things more embarrassing than having someone get in my car and realize i use australian siri
somehow in the flurry of the last 5 years i wrote what i think is probably the best poem i’ve ever written and completely forgot about it. i don’t even remember writing it and no one’s ever read it
December 15, 2025 at 10:19 PM
somehow in the flurry of the last 5 years i wrote what i think is probably the best poem i’ve ever written and completely forgot about it. i don’t even remember writing it and no one’s ever read it
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they just legalized going to bed at 8 pm on a saturday
December 14, 2025 at 1:36 AM
they just legalized going to bed at 8 pm on a saturday
i bought some CDs for the first time in a long time and omg they’re so cute they’re like little baby LPs now
December 4, 2025 at 2:04 AM
i bought some CDs for the first time in a long time and omg they’re so cute they’re like little baby LPs now
been in the BALL x PIT for days. my brain’s reconfigured itself. all i see anymore are balls and surfaces to bounce them off of
November 4, 2025 at 12:02 AM
been in the BALL x PIT for days. my brain’s reconfigured itself. all i see anymore are balls and surfaces to bounce them off of
the bruises from my wisdom teeth removal are making me look like i have a handlebar mustache and it’s got me feeling worse than the pain and swelling and not being able to eat solid food
October 30, 2025 at 9:07 PM
the bruises from my wisdom teeth removal are making me look like i have a handlebar mustache and it’s got me feeling worse than the pain and swelling and not being able to eat solid food
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Once again relevant:
This, from @erininthemorning.com's latest piece about Gavin Newsom helps explain why Newsom-loving libs' "erm, then enjoy Trump again!!!" stuff doesn't work on trans people who've been paying attention. www.erininthemorning.com/p/why-transg...
October 30, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Once again relevant:
it’s disheartening how much personal progress can be completely invisible, even to yourself. i haven’t chewed up the insides of my mouth in like a year at least, and i don’t think i’ve even thought about that until just now. those sores were hell, and i just didn’t realize they never came back
October 27, 2025 at 10:46 PM
it’s disheartening how much personal progress can be completely invisible, even to yourself. i haven’t chewed up the insides of my mouth in like a year at least, and i don’t think i’ve even thought about that until just now. those sores were hell, and i just didn’t realize they never came back
covertly rolling 50000 Electrodes and Voltorbs into the basement of the Lumiose Society of Battle Connoisseurs building
October 25, 2025 at 3:29 AM
covertly rolling 50000 Electrodes and Voltorbs into the basement of the Lumiose Society of Battle Connoisseurs building
reading the comments here and i guess it’s interesting to know how many people would kill themselves if they ever had to work a single day in most of my job history
October 23, 2025 at 6:48 PM
reading the comments here and i guess it’s interesting to know how many people would kill themselves if they ever had to work a single day in most of my job history
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when trans people take HRT to feel normal: “look at these depraved sex freaks performing their sick fetish in public, we should bully them out of existence”
when cis ppl take HRT so they can fuck real good:
when cis ppl take HRT so they can fuck real good:
October 22, 2025 at 6:14 PM
when trans people take HRT to feel normal: “look at these depraved sex freaks performing their sick fetish in public, we should bully them out of existence”
when cis ppl take HRT so they can fuck real good:
when cis ppl take HRT so they can fuck real good:
god, i hope so. i’m tired of feeling like a loser for caring about things
Vibe shift in the culture towards earnestness
October 19, 2025 at 7:57 PM
god, i hope so. i’m tired of feeling like a loser for caring about things
learning about myself is actually pretty chill. i left all the flashy “cool” shit behind and apparently the thing i’m actually most interested in is food history. can’t get enough of it
October 19, 2025 at 7:33 PM
learning about myself is actually pretty chill. i left all the flashy “cool” shit behind and apparently the thing i’m actually most interested in is food history. can’t get enough of it
i can’t go to the protest bc i’m still testing positive for covid :(
October 18, 2025 at 6:23 PM
i can’t go to the protest bc i’m still testing positive for covid :(
if binacle is your favorite pokemon what are you even doing with your life
October 17, 2025 at 10:40 PM
if binacle is your favorite pokemon what are you even doing with your life
mashed potatoes in a cup? revolutionary
October 17, 2025 at 7:06 PM
mashed potatoes in a cup? revolutionary
when you’re mean to me this is who you’re being mean to
October 14, 2025 at 4:38 PM
when you’re mean to me this is who you’re being mean to
where is my gauntlet dark legacy remake/remaster
October 14, 2025 at 12:49 AM
where is my gauntlet dark legacy remake/remaster
what’s the use in having 6 cats if they won’t eat the ants that somehow keep showing up in my 4th floor apartment
October 12, 2025 at 10:56 PM
what’s the use in having 6 cats if they won’t eat the ants that somehow keep showing up in my 4th floor apartment