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evie
@evilyn.bsky.social
guinness world record holder for coolest dude

utah’s state bird, pdx, she/her
feels weird to describe ai using the same scp terms it uses to push people into psychosis
December 23, 2025 at 6:25 PM
i think it could be argued that bc of the previous two and its ability to get its hooks into the rich and powerful who then put it in everything it is also a memetic hazard
December 23, 2025 at 6:17 PM
everyone in utah had me feeling like the world’s biggest whiner and also the world’s biggest asshole and everyone here thinks i’m right and funny, like the guy that lost it when i said “it’s always some fucker with ugly pants and a stupid hairdo”
December 23, 2025 at 4:13 PM
i will take any cursed objects for my collection tyvm
December 23, 2025 at 5:47 AM
omg i collect cursed objects this is perfect hold on i’ll be there in a sec
December 22, 2025 at 5:03 PM
ftr i think it’s landlords hiring shitty contractors that don’t do their job right, so nothing surprising, i guess, but definitely irritating
December 22, 2025 at 4:33 PM
that DW3 remake can’t come soon enough. this shit is like 12 years old now. i need a new game. i need to quell the chaos
December 22, 2025 at 4:20 PM
listen, man. i’m just looking for the car park
December 18, 2025 at 5:27 PM
and buy a fire extinguisher, then check that too. an apartment i lived in burned down bc of a cooking fire someone could’ve easily stopped
November 8, 2025 at 6:36 PM
i honestly feel like i look fairly okay with a mustache but this is just too far
October 30, 2025 at 9:09 PM