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Kool Depeche Moe Dee @eviljarred.dirtysouf.net · Nov 17
The dumbest Voltron force
eviljarred.dirtysouf.net
This was a big year in books for me. I set out to read 12 and managed to read 15 (finished #15 at 1:30AM this morning). Here's my 2025 in books!

📗 Navigators of Dune by Brian Herbert and Kevin J. Anderson
📗 The First Global Village: How Portugal Changed the World by Martin Page

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December 31, 2025 at 9:36 AM
eviljarred.dirtysouf.net
It’s also rumored that the Ninja Turtles will be in attendance.
nyc.streetsblog.org Streetsblog NYC @nyc.streetsblog.org · 4d
EXCLUSIVE: @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social will be sworn in as mayor on midnight on January 1 inside the old abandoned City Hall subway station, saying that he sees the venue as a symbol for the aims of his upcoming administration.
EXCLUSIVE: Mamdani Will Be Sworn In At Abandoned Original City Hall Subway Station
The mayor-elect will kick off a new era by throwing things back to an older one.
buff.ly
December 30, 2025 at 1:43 PM
eviljarred.dirtysouf.net
@greatdismal.bsky.social hearing that Neuromancer will be developed for television by Apple - hoping you are involved. Tell me you're producing! Please!
December 29, 2025 at 10:28 AM
eviljarred.dirtysouf.net
For real though, basically every Product Manager in big tech.
852dude.bsky.social 852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 7d
Can't wait for the loosened up, non-perfect, but quickly shipped AI-enhanced updates to hit my banking and insurance services next year.

Im sure there will be no issues there at all.
software development in 2026 is going to require some to loosen up a little code doesn't have to be as perfectly crafted the way we did it pre-ai call it slop if you want, but if you're still demanding perfection on every pr while your competitors are shipping "slop" that works.. you're fighting from a disadvantaged position shipping velocity matters more than perfection
December 26, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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rphutch1975.bsky.social
Art of the day...
Art by Ken Barthelmy
December 25, 2025 at 9:25 AM
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minakimes.bsky.social
If you’re a football dork and/or want to learn more about the game, the altcast with Dan and Luke Kuechly on ESPN2 is great. Lots of great analysis of tendencies, personnel/formation, in game decision making and more.
December 23, 2025 at 2:40 AM
eviljarred.dirtysouf.net
Super cool that the Bush admin weaponized this and the Obama admin normalized it. Definitely nobody warned at the time that this was dangerous. Nope.
atrupar.com Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 10d
I hope it's clear to everyone by now that Trump's play over and over again is to yell "National Security!" and pretend as though that gives him the right to act like a dictator
The Failing New York Times, and their lies and purposeful misrepresentations, is a serious threat to the National Security of our Nation. Their Radical Left, Unhinged Behavior, writing FAKE Articles and Opinions in a never ending way, must be dealt with and stopped. THEY ARE A TRUE ENEMY OF THE PEOPLE! Thank you for you attention to this matter. PRESIDENT DJT
December 23, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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chrisgeidner.bsky.social
BREAKING: Judge James Boasberg rules for those deported under the Alien Enemies Act on March 15 — certifying a class, finding the U.S. maintained constructive custody over them at CECOT, finding they were not given due process, and ordering return or that such process be given by Jan. 5, 2026.
UNITED STATES DISTRICT COURT FOR THE DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA J.G.G., et al., Plaintiffs, LIYANARA SÁNCHEZ, as next friend on behalf of FRENGEL REYES MOTA, et al., Petitioners-Plaintiffs, V. DONALD J. TRUMP, et al., Respondents-Defendants. Civil Action No. 25-766 (JEB) MEMORANDUM OPINION Nine months ago, six Venezuelan men were hustled out of a detention center in Texas, loaded onto planes, and shipped to an infamous mega-prison in El Salvador with no explanation and no opportunity to challenge the reason for their hasty removal. On behalf of themselves and a putative class of similarly situated detainees, they have turned to the courts to vindicate their constitutional right to due process. These efforts have precipitated multiple trips up and down the assorted tiers of the federal judiciary, complicated by their subsequent transfer to and release in their native Venezuela. After the D.C. Circuit vacated this Court's prior preliminary injunction, Plaintiffs have again moved for an order enjoining the Government to facilitate their return to the United States to pursue their individual habeas claims. The parties then agreed to consolidate this Motion into Cross-Motions for Summary Judgment. The Court ultimately finds that the United States maintained constructive custody over Plaintiffs while they were imprisoned in El Salvador, thus affording the Court habeas jurisdiction 1 Case 1:25-cv-00766-JEB Document 215 Filed 12/22/25 Page 2 of 43 over this action. In addition, it will certify a class of Plaintiffs who were removed on March 15 and seek to enforce their right to a hearing. On the merits, the Court concludes that this class was denied their due-process rights and will thus require the Government to facilitate their ability to obtain such hearing. Our law requires no less. ORDER For the reasons stated in the accompanying Memorandum Opinion, the Court ORDERS that: 1. Plaintiffs' [177] Motion for Summary Judgment is GRANTED; 2. Plaintiffs' [178] Motion for Class Certification is GRANTED; 3. Defendants' [182] Motion for Summary Judgment is DENIED; and 4. The Government shall submit its proposal either to facilitate the return of Plaintiffs to the United States or to otherwise provide them with hearings that satisfy the requirements of due process by January 5, 2026. 1 Case 1:25-cv-00766-JEB Document 214 Filed 12/22/25 Page 2 of 2 /s/ James E. Boasberg JAMES E. BOASBERG United States District Judge
December 22, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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andreawoo.bsky.social
Can confirm: Pulled 60 Minutes “Inside CECOT” segment on the El Salvador mega prison housing hundreds of Venezuelan deportees sent by the U.S. is on Global TV’s free app
December 22, 2025 at 9:51 PM
eviljarred.dirtysouf.net
That’ll tenderize your meat, alright. Especially a rump.
dieworkwear.bsky.social derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 10d
looking for a last minute gift at williams sonoma
A reversible meat tenderizer for $42.95 at Williams Sonoma. It looks like a dildo
December 22, 2025 at 9:40 PM
eviljarred.dirtysouf.net
Scenes from some fucked up 80s dystopian flick starring JCVD and/or Matt Frewer. We may never redeem ourselves in my lifetime.
ronfilipkowski.bsky.social Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 11d
Why did CBS delete this promo and cancel this from airing in full?
December 22, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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kattenbarge.bsky.social
Bari Weiss is the logical endpoint of corporate media. This is what happens when people who hate journalism are in charge of it. The only way journalism works is when it’s independent from the power it’s supposed to hold to account, which means ownership can’t have anything to do with those in power
December 22, 2025 at 5:44 AM
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phineas.bsky.social
The part of Batman Returns where two different weird parodies of donald trump have a little conference in a sewer
Screenshot from Batman Returns. Danny Devito as the bizarre homunculus Penguin having a little talk with Christopher Walken as evil tycoon Max Shreck
December 20, 2025 at 11:59 PM
eviljarred.dirtysouf.net
A Lord of the Rings cover band called Faith No Mordor
gwillow.me G. Willow Wilson @gwillow.me · 13d
A Lord of the Rings cover band called Flock of Smeagols
tedlyanderson.bsky.social Ted Anderson - Trans Rights - BLM - ACAB @tedlyanderson.bsky.social · 13d
A Lord of the Rings cover band called Chappell Rohan
December 21, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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iwriteok.bsky.social
wow, seeing Jake Paul get beaten half to death, true terror in his eyes, really improved my whole outlook on life
December 20, 2025 at 5:26 AM
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thespaceshipper.com
When we demand truth and accountability.
December 19, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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owillis.bsky.social
Every single democratic senator voted to confirm Marco Rubio as Secretary of State. Every single one. Not one “no” vote.
atrupar.com Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 13d
Q: Do you stand by your statement from earlier this year that nobody has died from USAID cuts?

RUBIO: I'm very proud of the changes we've made in foreign aid
December 19, 2025 at 6:35 PM
eviljarred.dirtysouf.net
Aspiring Republicans and right-wing pundits once demonstrated their ideological fervor by coming up with ridiculously excessive border defenses to keep immigrants out. Now they defend atrocities — not just extrajudicial executions, but exiling migrants to serve life sentences in slave labor prisons where they're beaten, raped, and tortured, the separation of children from their parents, and stacking up immigrants in filthy detention facilities. There is a mass, yearning hunger on the right to see foreign people suffer.
December 19, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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donmoyn.bsky.social
These are the people who are willing to go on the record.
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/18/u...
Tina Davis, who modeled for Ford in the mid-1990s, said in an interview that her Ford booker instructed her to get dressed up and attend a Mar-a-Lago party in late 1994. Just 14 and new to Miami, she was told to “dress sexy,” according to her mother, Sandra Coleman, who had accompanied her to Florida. Eight or nine other models came along on the bus. “All the girls were really young,” Ms. Coleman recalled in an interview. “Some of them could have been in training bras.” When they arrived at Mar-a-Lago, Ms. Coleman said, her daughter was promptly handed a glass of champagne. She took it away, but waiters kept offering more. Each time one of the middle-aged men at the party approached her daughter, Ms. Coleman would walk over and introduce herself as Ms. Davis’s mother. During a trip to the bathroom, they ran into Mr. Trump’s new wife, whom they had met earlier. Ms. Maples clasped her hands, Ms. Coleman recalled, and looked her in the eye. “Whatever you do, do not let her around any of these men, and especially my husband,” she told Ms. Coleman. “Protect her.”
December 18, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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npr.org
Update: The Trump administration Thursday proposed two rules targeting hospitals that treat transgender children and youth using Medicare and Medicaid as the lever. The move would affect trans youth who have private insurance, too.
RFK Jr. and Dr. Oz announce moves to ban gender-affirming care for young people
The Trump administration Thursday proposed two rules targeting hospitals that treat transgender children and youth using Medicare and Medicaid as the lever. The move would affect trans youth who have private insurance, too.
n.pr
December 18, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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bageltiger.bsky.social
Holy fuck this Steam winter sale is insane
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December 18, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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kenwhite.bsky.social
It’s always the ones you just assumed
parkermolloy.com Parker Molloy @parkermolloy.com · 14d
David Brooks, who wrote in the NYT last month, "The Epstein Story? Count Me Out" is... in the latest Epstein photo dump published by @oversightdemocrats.house.gov.

He should absolutely be fired by NYT for this. Major conflict of interest that he didn't disclose.
December 18, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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parkermolloy.com
They updated the website today to remove the word "independent"

Before (left), after (right)
The FCC's Mission The Federal Communications Commission (FCC) regulates interstate and international communications by radio, television, wire, satellite, and cable in all 50 states, the District of Columbia and U.S. territories. An independent U.S. government agency overseen by Congress, the Commission is the federal agency responsible for implementing and enforcing America’s communications law and regulations. The FCC's Mission The Federal Communications Commission (FCC) regulates interstate and international communications by radio, television, wire, satellite, and cable in all 50 states, the District of Columbia and U.S. territories. A U.S. government agency overseen by Congress, the Commission is the federal agency responsible for implementing and enforcing America’s communications law and regulations.
December 17, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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craigcalcaterra.bsky.social
The Vanity Fair photographer from the Susie Wiles story.

Holy. Shit.

www.washingtonpost.com/style/power/...
Were there moments that you missed? Anything that happened that’s on the cutting room floor? I don’t think there’s anything I missed that I wish I’d gotten. I’ll give you a little anecdote: Stephen Miller was perhaps the most concerned about the portrait session. He asked me, “Should I smile or not smile?” and I said, “How would you want to be portrayed?” We agreed that we would do a bit of both. And then when we were finished, he comes up to me to shake my hand and say goodbye. And he says to me, “You know, you have a lot of power in the discretion you use to be kind to people.” And I looked at him and I said, “You know, you do, too.”
December 17, 2025 at 8:34 PM
eviljarred.dirtysouf.net
Dems continue to throw trans people under the bus - and for what? Who’s the voter they think they’re appealing to?

And Dems wonder why they’re only slightly less hated than Republicans.
tanzpunk.bsky.social JD Goulet @tanzpunk.bsky.social · 17d
Primary every single Dem who voted for this. @warnock.senate.gov & @ossoff.senate.gov will never get my vote again. Traitors!
thecongressman.bsky.social TheCongressman @thecongressman.bsky.social · 17d
@ossoff.senate.gov and @warnock.senate.gov continuing to be absolute failures. Why reelect @ossoff.senate.gov when he's doing shit like this?
December 17, 2025 at 8:43 PM