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Stella, Sandwich Enjoyer
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Uncool
I have always admitted a perfectly replicable consumer experience to be the highest form of art.
January 18, 2026 at 1:17 AM
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my dick got chitinous material coming from it
January 18, 2026 at 12:44 AM
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they just put Bumbling Oafs on the UNESCO World Heritage List
January 17, 2026 at 11:29 PM
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getting evaporated by an orbital laser has gotta feel great
January 17, 2026 at 7:46 PM
I once again find myself enamored by the gemstone. youtu.be/5I7LdqpNolY
I Faceted an X-Cube into a Disco Ball and wasn't prepared for the results!
YouTube video by Matt's Corner of Gem Cutting
youtu.be
January 17, 2026 at 2:43 AM
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Pipsqueak Saga
January 17, 2026 at 1:06 AM
They are gonna fry me up in some butter.
January 16, 2026 at 10:46 PM
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My LASERGUN flyer aesthetic has inspired people across the country to start their own in-person game clubs. This is the most important contribution to TTRPGs I can hope to aspire to. I'm retiring now.

#osr #ttrpg
January 16, 2026 at 9:59 PM
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I've been thinking about how fun it would be to have a local gaming community and I have decided to be the change I wanna see in the world. I am gonna try to start a club for people who wanna play dungeon crawlers in San Francisco. I am gonna print out these posters and put them about the city soon.
January 15, 2026 at 1:15 AM
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I once tricked my cousin into driving me to Toronto by asking him for a ride to a new Arby's that opened up and saying, "It's just a bit further," every 7 minutes for two days.
January 16, 2026 at 5:03 PM
I think that in order to drum up business in the San Francisco Centre Mall after panda express shut down leaving then foodcourtless they should try releasing a xenomorph.
January 16, 2026 at 4:10 PM
Good thread. It's really quiet wild to me how much of all modern ttrpg discussion is dedicated to fighting about a 2004 blogpost by a guy who who's main claim to fame is having a search engine optimized url in the early 2000s.
It's early and this is a truly atrocious cup of coffee, so it seems like a good time to pick a fight with the world.

"System doesn't matter" is a valid, reasonable, and *critically important* argument which has been rendered ragebait and a punchline by pedantry.
January 16, 2026 at 3:51 PM
I jokingly suggested we watched scanners and accidentally changed the entire mood of the hangout.
January 16, 2026 at 6:16 AM
Ideal bedroom decorations for a mid 20s man.
* A single folding chair
* A painting of Saint Sebastian
* The mysterious stain
January 15, 2026 at 10:45 PM
Oh that's interesting the League of Presbyterian Jelquers is giving a presentation at the local library.
January 15, 2026 at 10:43 PM
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my buddy used to make the craziest breakfast sandwich. we called it Da Ass Fucka
January 15, 2026 at 3:33 PM
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Art by • Philippe Druillet
June 17, 2025 at 8:29 PM
2026 will be the year of Trollbabe
January 15, 2026 at 6:57 AM
I don't know how many people who follow me are even in the city let alone are in the city and like osr games but regardless the SF FOG club is open.
I've been thinking about how fun it would be to have a local gaming community and I have decided to be the change I wanna see in the world. I am gonna try to start a club for people who wanna play dungeon crawlers in San Francisco. I am gonna print out these posters and put them about the city soon.
January 15, 2026 at 1:19 AM
I've been thinking about how fun it would be to have a local gaming community and I have decided to be the change I wanna see in the world. I am gonna try to start a club for people who wanna play dungeon crawlers in San Francisco. I am gonna print out these posters and put them about the city soon.
January 15, 2026 at 1:15 AM
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To ${girl} or current resident,

I've sent you an otherwise empty envelope with what looks and smells like a spoonful of poolwater in it, but be not deceived. That is my precious pregnancy splash. Please ingest it in your "taco town" to create more white angels for me to own.

Lovingly yours, E— M—
January 14, 2026 at 5:56 AM
This is a promise to all my fans. I will never face consequences for my actions.
January 13, 2026 at 11:35 PM
The evil skeletons have one again appeared.
January 13, 2026 at 10:56 PM
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One thing that would definitely work to increase the birth rate is decreasing the length of pregnancy. 9 women could work together in a team to produce a baby in one month
January 13, 2026 at 9:49 PM
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Crazy how more movies don't have the subtitle The Bone Temple
January 13, 2026 at 9:58 PM