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Anthony D. Herrera @aherrera.bsky.social · 3h

Some cool Halloween tricks you can do to people:

Tie a burlap sack around their head and beat them with a pipe.

Throw a loaded shotgun through their kitchen window.

Light a bag of dog shit on fire, ring their doorbell and when they answer eat the bag of flaming shit and yell YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY!

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Anthony D. Herrera @aherrera.bsky.social · 3h

What a fucking piece of shit.

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Anthony D. Herrera @aherrera.bsky.social · 3h

1991. Neighbor kid invited me over. House smelled weird. They were boiling an alien grey. "We make whips from the skins," he said. "Their snap-crack shreds our reality. The bleeding of this degenerate realm comforts us." We didn't hang much after that. Mainly because I called his mom a fat bitch.

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Anthony D. Herrera @aherrera.bsky.social · 4h

So basically like Peter Griffin?

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Anthony D. Herrera @aherrera.bsky.social · 4h

There is nothing you can do to convince me that H.P. Lovecraft didn't talk and act exactly like the Earl Of Lemongrab.

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Anthony D. Herrera @aherrera.bsky.social · Oct 15

The Phantom of our Attic says I have the most beautiful voice he's ever heard. I sing the songs he writes for me. Songs like "Yo, this Attic sucks!" and "Damn, this Attic needs a toilet!" and "No I will not pay rent (stop asking)"

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Anthony D. Herrera @aherrera.bsky.social · 4h

You ask me what I believe. This is what I believe.

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Sean McCoy @sean.tuesdayknightgames.com · 19h

Alright gang, #MothershipMonth25 is now live. These 26 other creators have done a phenomenal job bringing the setting of Prospero's Dream to life. Give them a look.

Oh also, no big deal but OVER/UNDER has over 1,200 players right now.

www.backerkit.com/c/collection...

MOTHERSHIP MONTH on BackerKit

Mothership Month returns October 14, 2025 with even more creators, nightmares, and community events. Whether you're an old teamster or a fresh recruit, you're invited to the largest Mothership even...

www.backerkit.com

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Anthony D. Herrera @aherrera.bsky.social · 2d

Listen to them - children of the night. What music they make. Bat Ska. WolfCore. Panamanian Night Monkey Blues. Just terrific stuff. You should check it out.

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Anthony D. Herrera @aherrera.bsky.social · 1d

Ghost Story- Charming Disaster

A relic of a very specific late aughts/early teens genre that ran parallel to stomp/clap/hey. You'll recognize it as soon as you hear it. I understand if you hate me for liking this. I hate myself as well. www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMEh...

Ghost Story

YouTube video by Charming Disaster - Topic

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Sean McCoy @sean.tuesdayknightgames.com · 1d

Alright, let's fucking go.

The lobby for OVER/UNDER by @samsorensen.bsky.social is now live. Come help make history on the Dream.

discord.gg/FDJ7T4C2Sm

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Anthony D. Herrera @aherrera.bsky.social · 1d

Did anyone else refuse to use roach spray because of a completely illogical fear that the spray would somehow make the roaches larger and angrier?

Anthony D. Herrera @aherrera.bsky.social · 1d

I hate that the Hamburger Helper Wikipedia page doesn't delve into its spiritual dimensions.

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Anthony D. Herrera @aherrera.bsky.social · 2d

Injecting human blood into ventriloquist dummies makes them real. Real jerks.

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Anthony D. Herrera @aherrera.bsky.social · 2d

Dad's Best Friend- Rubber Bandits

Halloweeny in the sense that it captures the true horror of male friendships www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYgP...

Dads Best Friend

YouTube video by Rubberbandits

www.youtube.com

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Anthony D. Herrera @aherrera.bsky.social · 2d

Mean Green Mother From Outer Space- Levi Stubbs

What if cosmic horror was fun? (H.P. Lovecraft furious)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8-l...

Little Shop of Horrors - Mean Green Mother From Outer Space

YouTube video by Ivan Gibson

www.youtube.com

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Anthony D. Herrera @aherrera.bsky.social · 2d

Listen to them - children of the night. What music they make. Bat Ska. WolfCore. Panamanian Night Monkey Blues. Just terrific stuff. You should check it out.

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Anthony D. Herrera @aherrera.bsky.social · 2d

Injecting human blood into ventriloquist dummies makes them real. Real jerks.

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Anthony D. Herrera @aherrera.bsky.social · 4d

Thought it was weird that the community center decided to honor Indigenous Peoples' Day with a mass forsaking of "The White Christ", but everyone seemed to dig it, and this one lady made delicious funnel cakes.

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Anthony D. Herrera @aherrera.bsky.social · 4d

At the mall. This cop was hassling me and asked to see my ID. I handed him a tarot card with death on it and he just straight up beat the living shit out of me. I really need to stop trying to impress the manager at the Hot Topic. He's just so cool, though.

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Fungocrat @fungocrat.bsky.social · 4d

I respect my dog. But I don't respect her beliefs.

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Anthony D. Herrera @aherrera.bsky.social · 5d

Hey guys if you're bored tonight and looking for something to do why not try recreational drug use or sex? Both are really big in Japan right now and I have a feeling it's going to be like Pokémon all over again.

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Anthony D. Herrera @aherrera.bsky.social · 4d

I will be delicious. I know this. I have always known this.

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Anthony D. Herrera @aherrera.bsky.social · 4d

Reading Tender Is the Flesh, a great book about industrialized cannibalism in the wake of a supposed virus that made all animal flesh deadly to humans, and as the author describes the breeding and slaughter process I grew more and more certain that we will be doing this in Texas within my lifetime.

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Anthony D. Herrera @aherrera.bsky.social · 5d

Nostalgia is a poison so I've lived my life as horribly as possible so I don't have anything to look back on or forward to. It's precision existence, folks, and even the Angels are jealous of me.

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