evil fizz
@evilfizz.bsky.social
Attorney, Army veteran, erstwhile feminist blogger, polite menace, etc.
Views are entirely my own.
Views are entirely my own.
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Disturbingly detailed analysis of my first rewatch incoming
February 9, 2026 at 2:30 AM
Disturbingly detailed analysis of my first rewatch incoming
Once more with feeling: FUCK ICE.
February 9, 2026 at 1:40 AM
Once more with feeling: FUCK ICE.
The Super Bowl is really just an excuse for me to make a big batch of the house cheesy spread. This year, I had the wisdom to put it on jacket potatoes.
February 9, 2026 at 12:35 AM
The Super Bowl is really just an excuse for me to make a big batch of the house cheesy spread. This year, I had the wisdom to put it on jacket potatoes.
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This hit so fucking hard today.
January 26, 2026 at 8:52 PM
This hit so fucking hard today.
If you’re like me and use Reddit to decompress (OddlySatisfying and MadeMeSmile are great!), please know that the main page is all videos of the murder from different angles. Please be kind to yourselves in deciding how much you want to see.
January 24, 2026 at 11:25 PM
If you’re like me and use Reddit to decompress (OddlySatisfying and MadeMeSmile are great!), please know that the main page is all videos of the murder from different angles. Please be kind to yourselves in deciding how much you want to see.
We have reached the part of winter where I wish I had a cat instead of a dog.
January 21, 2026 at 2:03 AM
We have reached the part of winter where I wish I had a cat instead of a dog.
I have unearthed a true parenting treasure: an old notebook of the kiddo’s with page headed “Legally and Morally Wrong Fairytales (and just weird)”. It begins with Sleeping Beauty!
January 18, 2026 at 5:52 PM
I have unearthed a true parenting treasure: an old notebook of the kiddo’s with page headed “Legally and Morally Wrong Fairytales (and just weird)”. It begins with Sleeping Beauty!
I am physically and existentially tired, but I am still hoping for a better tomorrow.
January 16, 2026 at 3:23 AM
I am physically and existentially tired, but I am still hoping for a better tomorrow.
Whoa.
Jerome Powell: "This is about whether the Fed will be able to continue to set interest rates based on evidence and economic conditions—or whether instead monetary policy will be directed by political pressure or intimidation."
January 12, 2026 at 2:13 AM
Whoa.
My MIL calls her goldendoodle Lover Boy. I could have gone my whole life without knowing this, let alone hearing it directly.
December 29, 2025 at 1:42 AM
My MIL calls her goldendoodle Lover Boy. I could have gone my whole life without knowing this, let alone hearing it directly.
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Layli Long Soldier's poem 38 from the collection Whereas is worthy of your time today
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If this is the first time you’ve heard of it, you might wonder, “What is the Dakota 38?” The Dakota 38 refers to thirty eight Dakota men who were executed by hanging, under orders from President Abra...
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December 26, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Layli Long Soldier's poem 38 from the collection Whereas is worthy of your time today
December 21, 2025: the shortest day of the year in the longest fucking year of my life.
Here’s to light in the year ahead. Happy Solstice!
Here’s to light in the year ahead. Happy Solstice!
December 22, 2025 at 2:50 AM
December 21, 2025: the shortest day of the year in the longest fucking year of my life.
Here’s to light in the year ahead. Happy Solstice!
Here’s to light in the year ahead. Happy Solstice!
I present my favorite holiday cookies: meringue mushrooms.
December 21, 2025 at 2:50 AM
I present my favorite holiday cookies: meringue mushrooms.
Was asking Altman “are you an unfit parent” too direct or something?
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Was asking Altman “are you an unfit parent” too direct or something?
Remember when people talked about Trump becoming presidential? That somehow he’d come to understand the gravity of the office and his responsibilities? Ha.
Q: Do you plan to attend Sarah's funeral?
TRUMP: I haven't thought about it yet, but it's certainly something I can conceive of. I love West Virginia. You know, I won West Virginia by one of the biggest margins of any president anywhere.
TRUMP: I haven't thought about it yet, but it's certainly something I can conceive of. I love West Virginia. You know, I won West Virginia by one of the biggest margins of any president anywhere.
November 28, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Remember when people talked about Trump becoming presidential? That somehow he’d come to understand the gravity of the office and his responsibilities? Ha.
I have found the recipe on which NYT commenters utterly fail: the Manhattan.
November 27, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I have found the recipe on which NYT commenters utterly fail: the Manhattan.
The Fizzlet is watching Wicked Part 1. I was unprepared for how viscerally I would hate this.
November 25, 2025 at 12:29 AM
The Fizzlet is watching Wicked Part 1. I was unprepared for how viscerally I would hate this.
Helping people (i.e., supporting Scarleteen) is a great way to improve your mood and to support comprehensive, inclusive sex ed!
Have the Sunday Scaries struck again? Feeling hopeless in this economy? Here’s something to be optimistic about: Scarleteen has raised $24,227 out of $40,000 — all thanks to your support! Let’s keep it going…do you think we can hit $25k today?
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November 24, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Helping people (i.e., supporting Scarleteen) is a great way to improve your mood and to support comprehensive, inclusive sex ed!
Absolutely a ritual. Whether it worked…
November 21, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Absolutely a ritual. Whether it worked…
I just described someone as retirement age, and the Fizzlet said, “Oh, so like 80 in this economy.”
If you need me, I have retreated to a quiet corner with a cold compress and some smelling salts.
If you need me, I have retreated to a quiet corner with a cold compress and some smelling salts.
November 19, 2025 at 3:14 AM
I just described someone as retirement age, and the Fizzlet said, “Oh, so like 80 in this economy.”
If you need me, I have retreated to a quiet corner with a cold compress and some smelling salts.
If you need me, I have retreated to a quiet corner with a cold compress and some smelling salts.
Veterans Day feels so different for me this year. Bearing true faith and witness to the Constitution seems very far away.
November 11, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Veterans Day feels so different for me this year. Bearing true faith and witness to the Constitution seems very far away.
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A List of Things Said to Have Been Ruined by Women
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November 6, 2025 at 8:43 PM
A List of Things Said to Have Been Ruined by Women
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Oh, is this what a modicum of hope feels like?
November 5, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Oh, is this what a modicum of hope feels like?
I tried to explain the story of how Dick Cheney shot someone in the face to the Fizzlet this morning. Sadly, there is no emoji which could fully capture the resulting series of facial expressions.
November 4, 2025 at 3:07 PM
I tried to explain the story of how Dick Cheney shot someone in the face to the Fizzlet this morning. Sadly, there is no emoji which could fully capture the resulting series of facial expressions.
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Tiny pumpkin, big progress! 🎃 Clara the rescued sea otter is learning new behaviors through positive reinforcement training. These sessions help strengthen trust with her care team, and make learning fun! 🦦
📹: Keeper Kristyn
#happyhalloween #seaotter #pumpkin
📹: Keeper Kristyn
#happyhalloween #seaotter #pumpkin
October 31, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Tiny pumpkin, big progress! 🎃 Clara the rescued sea otter is learning new behaviors through positive reinforcement training. These sessions help strengthen trust with her care team, and make learning fun! 🦦
📹: Keeper Kristyn
#happyhalloween #seaotter #pumpkin
📹: Keeper Kristyn
#happyhalloween #seaotter #pumpkin