Evelyn Elise
@evelyse.bsky.social
She/her. I wish I had some Apple Jacks.
Been back on my bs for a while now, here's K'tsune.
May 21, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Been back on my bs for a while now, here's K'tsune.
“Hello there!” - Noober
What's the most EMOTIONAL moment you've ever experienced in a video game?
May 9, 2025 at 2:25 PM
“Hello there!” - Noober
Pope Pop Tart VI
Hahahahaha
Haha
Your Pope name is the last thing you ate and number of letters in your first name
Pope Cheesecake VII
Haha
Your Pope name is the last thing you ate and number of letters in your first name
Pope Cheesecake VII
Your Pope name is the last thing you ate and number of letters in your first name:
Pope Saltine IX
Pope Saltine IX
May 9, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Pope Pop Tart VI
"<grunt> <crunch> <crunch> <snort> <slurp> <grunt>" - Vath Keeneye
There’s something beautiful about certain quotes that overshadow the chaos in our thoughts. 💭
April 25, 2025 at 6:21 PM
"<grunt> <crunch> <crunch> <snort> <slurp> <grunt>" - Vath Keeneye
Me: I am never doing another ARR relic again.
Also me:
Also me:
April 21, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Me: I am never doing another ARR relic again.
Also me:
Also me:
You know what we really need? An updated We Didn't Start the Fire. That'll solve everything. Someone go dig up Billy Joel.
April 5, 2025 at 10:42 PM
You know what we really need? An updated We Didn't Start the Fire. That'll solve everything. Someone go dig up Billy Joel.
Flame Squadron Sergeant: What do you think of your Squadron's execution?
Warrior of Light: I'm in favor it.
Warrior of Light: I'm in favor it.
March 28, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Flame Squadron Sergeant: What do you think of your Squadron's execution?
Warrior of Light: I'm in favor it.
Warrior of Light: I'm in favor it.
Josie’s in the bathroom with intestinal issues unaware there’s a fight at all.
March 20, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Josie’s in the bathroom with intestinal issues unaware there’s a fight at all.
Sailvairre is the best non enemy NPC because he's the only one brave enough to say the WoL ain't shit.
March 16, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Sailvairre is the best non enemy NPC because he's the only one brave enough to say the WoL ain't shit.
Back on my bullshit. Sadly, the Faerie server isn't accepting new characters, so on Adamantoise for now.
January 29, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Back on my bullshit. Sadly, the Faerie server isn't accepting new characters, so on Adamantoise for now.
Absolutely not. I don't care if it's an upgrade.
January 28, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Absolutely not. I don't care if it's an upgrade.
I get why people like using a joke name in an MMO, but my fear is what happens if I get zapped into the game world? Then I'd have to spend the rest of my life introducing myself like 'Hello, I'm Fartfart Boobiefart".
January 28, 2025 at 4:34 PM
I get why people like using a joke name in an MMO, but my fear is what happens if I get zapped into the game world? Then I'd have to spend the rest of my life introducing myself like 'Hello, I'm Fartfart Boobiefart".
What, we’re boycotting Target? Where am I supposed to buy my Live Laugh Tacos signs?
January 28, 2025 at 2:15 PM
What, we’re boycotting Target? Where am I supposed to buy my Live Laugh Tacos signs?
FFXIV should keep a running tally of number of times you teleport/use the Aetheryte so you know how many dead copies of yourself you've left lying around Eorzea.
January 26, 2025 at 6:00 PM
FFXIV should keep a running tally of number of times you teleport/use the Aetheryte so you know how many dead copies of yourself you've left lying around Eorzea.
Just one more thing I’m missing out on by being single 😢
January 19, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Just one more thing I’m missing out on by being single 😢
The final days were upon us. The fabric of the star had begun to fray, its land rent by tooth and claw.
December 27, 2024 at 3:22 PM
The final days were upon us. The fabric of the star had begun to fray, its land rent by tooth and claw.
Fuck you, glinthawks. Nobody likes you.
December 21, 2024 at 11:11 PM
Fuck you, glinthawks. Nobody likes you.
Rost is kind of a dick.
December 13, 2024 at 11:21 PM
Rost is kind of a dick.
Reposted by Evelyn Elise
I mean, I also may be biased, because I met one on my book tour who said that her name was Mara, and the first time she saw it was on a VHS cover of one of my movies.
Yes, I cried.
Yes, I cried.
December 11, 2024 at 9:06 PM
I mean, I also may be biased, because I met one on my book tour who said that her name was Mara, and the first time she saw it was on a VHS cover of one of my movies.
Yes, I cried.
Yes, I cried.
I heard my cat throw up two days ago and I still haven’t found it :/
December 10, 2024 at 5:53 PM
I heard my cat throw up two days ago and I still haven’t found it :/
If you go to heaven you get to read the endings to all the unfinished and abandoned fanfics you’ve ever read.
December 7, 2024 at 4:40 PM
If you go to heaven you get to read the endings to all the unfinished and abandoned fanfics you’ve ever read.
Playing Horizon: Zero Dawn Remastered is like visiting an old friend. Sure, she’s had some cosmetic work done, but deep down the little quirks and flaws you loved are still there.
Bandit: *comes across a pile of dead bodies near some suspiciously tall grass*
Bandit: SOMEONE’S OUT HERE KILLING US!
*30 seconds pass*
Bandit: Guess it was just my imagination. *wanders away*
Bandit: SOMEONE’S OUT HERE KILLING US!
*30 seconds pass*
Bandit: Guess it was just my imagination. *wanders away*
December 7, 2024 at 4:31 PM
Playing Horizon: Zero Dawn Remastered is like visiting an old friend. Sure, she’s had some cosmetic work done, but deep down the little quirks and flaws you loved are still there.
Bandit: *comes across a pile of dead bodies near some suspiciously tall grass*
Bandit: SOMEONE’S OUT HERE KILLING US!
*30 seconds pass*
Bandit: Guess it was just my imagination. *wanders away*
Bandit: SOMEONE’S OUT HERE KILLING US!
*30 seconds pass*
Bandit: Guess it was just my imagination. *wanders away*
December 7, 2024 at 3:28 PM
Bandit: *comes across a pile of dead bodies near some suspiciously tall grass*
Bandit: SOMEONE’S OUT HERE KILLING US!
*30 seconds pass*
Bandit: Guess it was just my imagination. *wanders away*
Bandit: SOMEONE’S OUT HERE KILLING US!
*30 seconds pass*
Bandit: Guess it was just my imagination. *wanders away*