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#Discordian, river otter, writer, naturalist, #INFP, HSP. Cynical idealist. Plucky comic relief, at best.
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Predict 2025 with image from phone

Mostly I just liked the one I'm reposting. Foppery and whim FTW.
A photo of a parakeet dangling from a perch by one foot, but it's head has been replaced by that of the INFP Myers-Briggs character from 16Personalities. There is Cyrillic text beneath it, which ChatGPT tells me translates to "I am barely holding on."
January 1, 2025 at 6:37 AM
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Cybertruck in the handicapped space, shopping at Habitat For Humanity.
Cybertruck at Habitat For Humanity
December 30, 2024 at 8:54 PM
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For those who don't have a special someone you can dig your freezing toes into the folds of
A box label reading "SINGLE PERSON ELECTRIC HEATING FOOT PAD" .
December 16, 2024 at 5:37 PM
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Steampunk/cyber (per)version
1876 etching of a steam-powered car showing the boiler (with smokestack) sticking up from the middle, similar to the previous poster's image showing a cyber truck superimposed on a city tower as though the tower is part of the Elonabomination.
December 6, 2024 at 8:38 PM
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Little Whidbey sticker? You may be a local, sirrah, but you are still an asshole.
Ass end of a cyber truck with a tiny Whidbey Island sticker in the bottom left corner (I stg everyone puts their Whidbey sticker in that corner. I did. Why? It is mysteries.
November 27, 2024 at 1:46 AM
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Apparently whoever had this house before me also collected weird rocks, and they thoughtfully left them scattered around the doorway for me to go through. This one troubles me.
An rock, which resembles, uh... Like if you took a couple of smoothed pebbles and mooshed them together. Another view of the conglomerate rock which may be some kind of claybaby , it reminds me a bit of a platypus and a bit of a painful poop.
November 25, 2024 at 7:26 PM
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I rearranged my furniture and now I can't open the bathroom door
Sims 4 "path blocked/can't access" thought bubble
November 24, 2024 at 8:31 PM
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CAMPANELLE
November 20, 2024 at 5:39 AM
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.... joke. It was a joke. It was a horse that was trained to do that, and it wasn't harmed. The horse is fine.

Except the horse is actually dead now, because this movie was made a long time ago, and horses don't live that long.

Mongo (Alex Karras) is dead too, now.
animated gif of Mongo punching a horse, making it fall down, from the movie "Blazing Saddles". This was a trained horse and it was not harmed in the process.
November 19, 2024 at 9:35 PM
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My dog Jasper is much like me in that he really prefers to do his own thing but every so often he does make a friend
Two dogs on tile floor; a red heeler mix (Jasper) and a golden retriever (Mia) having a pooch smooch
November 17, 2024 at 9:48 AM
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Oglaf comic: gladiators battle for the emperor's entertainment, and the emperor discovers that if he makes a finger-inserting gesture instead of thumbs up/down, the gladiators start having sex. Stunned and horny as he watches, the emperor remarks, "I can't believe we've been making them -fight- this whole time."
November 17, 2024 at 3:56 AM
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BE NOT ASHAMED
Crappy AI image of a biblically accurate angel made of chicken feet.
November 17, 2024 at 2:50 AM
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Far Side comic by Gary Larson. A raiding party of vikings charging across a drawbridge over a moat as they attack a castle. One points at the water below as he crosses, saying, "Oo! Goldfish, everyone! Goldfish!"
November 17, 2024 at 12:57 AM
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Single panel of "Pogo", comic by Walt Kelly, (original version is from 1970, this is a modern edit). Pogo, an anthropomorphic Virginia opossum (Didelphis virginiana), sits thoughtfully as he says, "We have met the enemy and he is us." An 'I Voted' sticker is on his shirt sleeve.
November 15, 2024 at 2:18 AM
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Ominous fortune cookie to get on Nov. 8
A fortune cookie message reads "Your experiences this week will all make good sense within the year."
November 15, 2024 at 1:17 AM
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Met a mantis
An elegant green mantis, with bulging abdomen, hangs inverted on a dried umbel of queen Anne's lace against a grassy backdrop A mantis with raised arms perches on grey woolen sleeve, with a fenced field in the background
November 14, 2024 at 5:44 AM
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Dollar store shopper
Tesla cyber truck parked outside a Dollar Tree store
November 3, 2024 at 8:47 PM
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Picture of Astarion from Baldurs Gate 3, contemplating "snikmorder"
October 22, 2024 at 4:32 AM
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I love living here
A freezer case at a supermarket showing signs for "CUT UP GOAT" , "BEEF FEET" and "CHICKEN PAWS"
December 11, 2023 at 1:08 AM