Eve Forward
@eveforward.bsky.social
#Discordian, river otter, writer, naturalist, #INFP, HSP. Cynical idealist. Plucky comic relief, at best.
Always repost
I mean, if a guy did this in front of me, I would marry him too. Congrats to Zendaya and Tom Holland for their engagement🙏
Lip Sync Battle - Tom Holland
YouTube video by Comedy Central Latinoamérica
m.youtube.com
January 6, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Always repost
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First, we didn’t include Anybody. Then Somebody complained that we didn’t include Everybody. Once Everybody was included then Nobody came. And that’s why I don’t like people
January 3, 2025 at 7:30 PM
First, we didn’t include Anybody. Then Somebody complained that we didn’t include Everybody. Once Everybody was included then Nobody came. And that’s why I don’t like people
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Herman Melville, stealing my pick-up lines once again.
January 3, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Herman Melville, stealing my pick-up lines once again.
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Massive winter storm to spread snow and ice from Plains to East Coast www.accuweather.com/en/winter-we...
January 2, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Massive winter storm to spread snow and ice from Plains to East Coast www.accuweather.com/en/winter-we...
Bluesky? More like brewski, eh?
two men are sitting in front of a sign that says " white north "
Alt: two stereotypical Canadians are sitting in front of a sign that says "white north". One holds a disco ball.
media.tenor.com
January 2, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Bluesky? More like brewski, eh?
Predict 2025 with image from phone
Mostly I just liked the one I'm reposting. Foppery and whim FTW.
Mostly I just liked the one I'm reposting. Foppery and whim FTW.
January 1, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Predict 2025 with image from phone
Mostly I just liked the one I'm reposting. Foppery and whim FTW.
Mostly I just liked the one I'm reposting. Foppery and whim FTW.
Cybertruck in the handicapped space, shopping at Habitat For Humanity.
December 30, 2024 at 8:54 PM
Cybertruck in the handicapped space, shopping at Habitat For Humanity.
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We shouldn't be allowed to have a new year when we basically murdered the last one.
December 28, 2024 at 9:47 PM
We shouldn't be allowed to have a new year when we basically murdered the last one.
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cat stevens in terminator 4 - t4: the killerman
December 27, 2024 at 6:50 AM
cat stevens in terminator 4 - t4: the killerman
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Watching Supernatural for the first time and so far every episode is just two himbos smiling their way through escalating acts of fraud so they can push a mummy into a wood chipper. Please tell me this is the entire series.
December 27, 2024 at 4:21 AM
Watching Supernatural for the first time and so far every episode is just two himbos smiling their way through escalating acts of fraud so they can push a mummy into a wood chipper. Please tell me this is the entire series.
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Cartoon: Rudolph weighs a soul to determine if it's Naughty or Nice.
December 26, 2024 at 4:56 AM
Cartoon: Rudolph weighs a soul to determine if it's Naughty or Nice.
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Once you get past my spiny carapace there's a soft interior jacketing a radioactive core.
December 26, 2024 at 5:59 AM
Once you get past my spiny carapace there's a soft interior jacketing a radioactive core.
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In "The Little Drummer Boy," why do the ox and lamb keep time? The drummer boy is keeping time! The ox and lamb should be on bass and keys.
December 24, 2024 at 7:37 PM
In "The Little Drummer Boy," why do the ox and lamb keep time? The drummer boy is keeping time! The ox and lamb should be on bass and keys.
'cozy chaos'
Sounds like you’re describing the perfect blend of cozy chaos. Honestly, we all need a little Knives Out vibe in our lives.
December 24, 2024 at 1:38 AM
'cozy chaos'
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I figure as long as I'm re-uploading Speak With Monsters comics, I may as well color them. Orc!
badgods.com/p/orc
badgods.com/p/orc
Bad Gods
badgods.com
December 23, 2024 at 7:11 PM
I figure as long as I'm re-uploading Speak With Monsters comics, I may as well color them. Orc!
badgods.com/p/orc
badgods.com/p/orc
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Santa can take his trinkets and baubles and get fucked. The Elf has nothing he can give me that will fill the gaping void rent open by lack of any fulfulling purpose. This creature is a distraction, nothing more. It seeks only obedience; complacency. We are starving and the fat man cannot feed us
December 23, 2024 at 7:13 PM
Santa can take his trinkets and baubles and get fucked. The Elf has nothing he can give me that will fill the gaping void rent open by lack of any fulfulling purpose. This creature is a distraction, nothing more. It seeks only obedience; complacency. We are starving and the fat man cannot feed us
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WOLF: (no longer hungry) i have two Durans inside me
December 23, 2024 at 8:41 PM
WOLF: (no longer hungry) i have two Durans inside me
"It's near the end and I still need to give a damn"
music.youtube.com/watch?v=nu81...
music.youtube.com/watch?v=nu81...
Where Are All the Dreams [Batman Mix]
YouTube video by Jesus Jones - Topic
music.youtube.com
December 21, 2024 at 5:04 AM
"It's near the end and I still need to give a damn"
music.youtube.com/watch?v=nu81...
music.youtube.com/watch?v=nu81...
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There is a stick of the year contest. And it is hotly contested. 😆
www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
Wood you believe it? B.C. man wins hotly contested Stick of the Year contest | CBC News
A piece of driftwood from Vancouver Island has narrowly won the title of "Stick of the Year" in an inaugural contest that saw thousands of votes cast for competitors from around the world.
www.cbc.ca
December 20, 2024 at 9:03 PM
There is a stick of the year contest. And it is hotly contested. 😆
www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
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sesame street isn't supposed to make money. the post office isn't supposed to make money. not everything is supposed to MAKE MONEY
December 16, 2024 at 4:16 PM
sesame street isn't supposed to make money. the post office isn't supposed to make money. not everything is supposed to MAKE MONEY
For those who don't have a special someone you can dig your freezing toes into the folds of
December 16, 2024 at 5:37 PM
For those who don't have a special someone you can dig your freezing toes into the folds of
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I will forever attribute the beginning of the end to when we were all just like, “Fuck it. Literally and figuratively now mean the same thing.”
December 15, 2024 at 11:24 PM
I will forever attribute the beginning of the end to when we were all just like, “Fuck it. Literally and figuratively now mean the same thing.”
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I don’t have an internal monologue so much as an internal podcast where one host is talking about something interesting and the other is constantly interrupting to make vaguely related jokes that derail the conversation.
December 15, 2024 at 12:34 AM
I don’t have an internal monologue so much as an internal podcast where one host is talking about something interesting and the other is constantly interrupting to make vaguely related jokes that derail the conversation.
*paying my energy bill early while sitting in a power outage*
"Oh great lords of lightning, do hear my plea..."
"Oh great lords of lightning, do hear my plea..."
December 15, 2024 at 1:23 AM
*paying my energy bill early while sitting in a power outage*
"Oh great lords of lightning, do hear my plea..."
"Oh great lords of lightning, do hear my plea..."
@ringworm.bsky.social
Georg save us
Georg save us
December 14, 2024 at 7:14 PM
@ringworm.bsky.social
Georg save us
Georg save us