Eve Forward
@eveforward.bsky.social
#Discordian, river otter, writer, naturalist, #INFP, HSP. Cynical idealist. Plucky comic relief, at best.
I admit I've done some armchair cookery at the Great British Bakers. "You idiot! It's gonna burn!"
January 7, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I admit I've done some armchair cookery at the Great British Bakers. "You idiot! It's gonna burn!"
They remind me of the Peanuts characters
January 7, 2025 at 2:35 AM
They remind me of the Peanuts characters
Whoosh that'll get the panic going! Glad all is ok now!
January 7, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Whoosh that'll get the panic going! Glad all is ok now!
*slides across marble on tummy, bumps into fridge, grabs snack, slides back into hot tub like I'm afraid a polar bear gonna steal my snack*
January 6, 2025 at 6:12 PM
*slides across marble on tummy, bumps into fridge, grabs snack, slides back into hot tub like I'm afraid a polar bear gonna steal my snack*
This would be a great fight scene
January 5, 2025 at 9:34 PM
This would be a great fight scene
You shouldn't have touched science there
January 5, 2025 at 7:04 PM
You shouldn't have touched science there
He probably has swashbuckler levels but doesn't know it
January 4, 2025 at 4:43 AM
He probably has swashbuckler levels but doesn't know it
Instead of an umlaut it should have a macron
January 3, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Instead of an umlaut it should have a macron
That baby New Year had big funny ears, as I recall. I think 2025 is gonna be more Eraserhead baby
January 3, 2025 at 5:04 AM
That baby New Year had big funny ears, as I recall. I think 2025 is gonna be more Eraserhead baby
Together they're heavy tho, so something with an underwire
January 3, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Together they're heavy tho, so something with an underwire
It's like we're playing Steampunk
January 3, 2025 at 1:09 AM
It's like we're playing Steampunk
Have a porno that starts normal, then slowly cuts away to the pizza, and zooms in, very very slowly, as the entire rest of the porn happens off-screen.
January 3, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Have a porno that starts normal, then slowly cuts away to the pizza, and zooms in, very very slowly, as the entire rest of the porn happens off-screen.
Phantom Tollbooth "Down And Dirty In Digitopolis" fanfic
January 2, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Phantom Tollbooth "Down And Dirty In Digitopolis" fanfic
Rocks! Lead! Churches!
January 2, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Rocks! Lead! Churches!
I love BG3, countless starts so far, still haven't finished, absolutely ADHD
January 2, 2025 at 3:15 PM
I love BG3, countless starts so far, still haven't finished, absolutely ADHD
But when I'm really high, sometimes I forget what comes after a bajillion.
January 2, 2025 at 3:09 PM
But when I'm really high, sometimes I forget what comes after a bajillion.
This would be awesome
January 1, 2025 at 6:50 PM
This would be awesome
Thank you, I finally looked up what chilblains are, after wondering every time I saw the word but forgetting to look it up in my whole life.
January 1, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Thank you, I finally looked up what chilblains are, after wondering every time I saw the word but forgetting to look it up in my whole life.
Now I have to go watch the Tom Holland dance
not complaining
not complaining
January 1, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Now I have to go watch the Tom Holland dance
not complaining
not complaining