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Evan Mack
@evanmack.me
· Jan 5
I don't know who needs to hear this, but it's important to do mushrooms at least once a year just for the emotional and psychological reset. You'll thank me later.
People ask you what you do for a living so that they can calculate a level of respect to give you.
January 11, 2025 at 2:06 AM
People ask you what you do for a living so that they can calculate a level of respect to give you.
The way he tries to hop in the back lmao 🤣 #lonestarghetto
January 9, 2025 at 9:57 PM
The way he tries to hop in the back lmao 🤣 #lonestarghetto
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i operate a small business where i offer to take any one of your posts, insert it into this template i found that adds some balloons, and send it to you as a jpeg file. i charge $500 for this, and for $3500 i can remove the watermarks as well. this could be your post
January 7, 2025 at 12:22 AM
i operate a small business where i offer to take any one of your posts, insert it into this template i found that adds some balloons, and send it to you as a jpeg file. i charge $500 for this, and for $3500 i can remove the watermarks as well. this could be your post
This audiobook is freaking hilarious
January 5, 2025 at 5:33 PM
This audiobook is freaking hilarious
I don't know who needs to hear this, but it's important to do mushrooms at least once a year just for the emotional and psychological reset. You'll thank me later.
January 5, 2025 at 5:05 AM
I don't know who needs to hear this, but it's important to do mushrooms at least once a year just for the emotional and psychological reset. You'll thank me later.
How did we let this happen? Things are out of control
January 5, 2025 at 2:48 AM
How did we let this happen? Things are out of control
I finally quit burrito taxis and it was one of the best decisions I've ever made. Can't believe I used to do that everyday
as someone on the zoomer/millennial boundary i feel there's a legit problem with people not knowing how to purchase groceries
January 5, 2025 at 2:31 AM
I finally quit burrito taxis and it was one of the best decisions I've ever made. Can't believe I used to do that everyday
I'm doing a survey. Like this post if you know what HEB is without looking it up.
January 5, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I'm doing a survey. Like this post if you know what HEB is without looking it up.
I went to the library today
January 5, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I went to the library today
I need Blue sky to be more like the real world and less like the internet
January 5, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I need Blue sky to be more like the real world and less like the internet
Why do people share things that they have negative emotions about?
January 5, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Why do people share things that they have negative emotions about?
At least the bots like my posts
December 29, 2024 at 3:46 AM
At least the bots like my posts
If you're a security guard you can fuck off. You have no authority over me.
December 29, 2024 at 2:57 AM
If you're a security guard you can fuck off. You have no authority over me.
If you listen to me. I will show you the way.
December 28, 2024 at 1:39 AM
If you listen to me. I will show you the way.
Demi Moore's character in The Substance is absolutely beautiful
December 26, 2024 at 1:30 AM
Demi Moore's character in The Substance is absolutely beautiful
Don't shame being alone on Christmas. We're perfectly fucking happy being alone
The richest man in the world is alone on Christmas. When it comes to being loved by his family, he’s poor as fuck.
December 26, 2024 at 12:18 AM
Don't shame being alone on Christmas. We're perfectly fucking happy being alone
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Merry Christmussy and/or Happy Hannukussy, gang
December 25, 2024 at 11:58 PM
Merry Christmussy and/or Happy Hannukussy, gang
My Beyonce
Omg sumo sky my father in law brought me to Wakatakage & Wakamotouaru’s sumo stable Arashiyobeya!! I’m gonna try to snap a lot of pictures!! I’M LOSING MY SHIT!!
December 26, 2024 at 12:10 AM
My Beyonce
Streaming services are scams. Put.io is everything
put.io
put.io is a service that takes care of downloading most of the things.
Put.io
December 26, 2024 at 12:02 AM
Streaming services are scams. Put.io is everything