COME OVER

You turned “McGrath” into “McSad”

nah, you’re in your own league, the rest of us are just trying to play catch-up

we love you so much

Spending my Christmas break introducing Perfect Aunt Kelly to the concept of the reclamation of SA because my beloved “little rape survivor” needs to be let out to pee. I am held in a military tribunal. Our clan is never the same

Forcing my mother to watch the olivvy collie eppy of the bear

I feel like my calling as everyone’s favorite platonic kinkster is to start dogsitting yall

Brother u gotta party with more FREAKS (my childless 62 yo first mentor)

Just so this doesn’t turn into Twitter: I already know Kelly is hot, you don’t need to dm me

Terrible announcement

Boobs stands for big ol orby boys sometimes

Truly a shame. But also. A picture like a warm blanket and a Nintendo switch lite.

I love whenever my mom asks about polyamory because it’s never really about being poly, it’s just a backhanded way for her to talk shit about one of her annoying coworkers who just happens to be poly. And I need that kind of distant gossip in my life