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leaux
@evangaylion.bsky.social
one of at least four or five working bartenders on Bluesky. lapsed wrestling professional. 🏳️‍⚧️

let me tell you why I love your drink.

they/he, the gay she
Throwing my phone across the room
December 1, 2025 at 7:51 PM
whatever the fuck is happening here, like this has to have some kind of name. very hazbin fan coded and yet it’s plagued the online for so long
November 30, 2025 at 10:27 PM
how do they each manage to look just a little bit like Hakeem Jeffries
November 30, 2025 at 7:04 PM
ancient lolo mating dance. rules of seduction. Sorry if you hate it- match it.
November 29, 2025 at 10:31 PM
micah makes his move
November 28, 2025 at 5:17 AM
it was a really lovely night
November 28, 2025 at 5:12 AM
yes. Also, grandpas who aren’t “supposed to smoke the stuff” but have “a curiosity”
November 27, 2025 at 8:33 PM
this is how we start every day
November 27, 2025 at 7:21 PM
12ish years ago? I miss farm sanctuaries!
November 27, 2025 at 6:32 PM
@coolguytim.bsky.social has been prepping since last night
November 27, 2025 at 4:28 AM
The Ten Year meme is funny because ten years ago I was going through a little blip on the radar where I thought I might be trans and cut my hair off. Immediate regret.
I grew it out and tried to be a girl one more time after this.
November 26, 2025 at 7:53 PM
11 years ago today. my fuckin. My fuckin 23rd birthday party
November 25, 2025 at 7:25 PM
the in-a-rush mommy uniform??? double hell
November 25, 2025 at 5:40 PM
my favorite server painted my cat. here’s the painting and the reference photo- he’s a super cute nebby cat with very fluffy grey fur.
November 23, 2025 at 4:15 AM
I am bartending in a suit tonight for it is my birth’d day
November 22, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Google translate restaurant edition
November 22, 2025 at 4:49 AM
in a surprise pull to the front is the tribune
November 21, 2025 at 7:16 PM
This is a headline that is beyond forgiveness I am extremely sad to say
November 21, 2025 at 7:15 PM
this is the last thing you see before your night is damaged beyond repair
November 21, 2025 at 3:54 AM
literal freezer door martinis
November 19, 2025 at 5:56 PM
He’s about to join an elite list alongside Mandy patinkin and Werner Herzog
November 16, 2025 at 7:49 PM
she looks GREAT
November 14, 2025 at 1:38 AM
She overplayed her hand! Hot blondes are replaceable unless you’ve got some fun mysterious thing going on!!
November 12, 2025 at 6:43 PM
view from my extremely tumblr 2012 bed. this group house was such a vibe. Truly
My hbo girls year
November 11, 2025 at 11:19 PM
this was peak discomfort. I can’t believe only like six years ago was Boxes Is Furniture times 4 me
November 11, 2025 at 11:04 PM