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Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof
@evanbernick.bsky.social
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Associate Prof at Northern Illinois University College of Law. Constitutional law, criminal law, abolition, philosophy, hoops, puppies (esp. Argo the Floof). “Mildly Sephirothic at worst.” He/him.
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here’s the thing about that, from the state department’s own website.
U.S. law does not impede its citizens' acquisition of foreign citizenship whether by birth, descent, naturalization or other form of acquisition, by imposing requirements of permission from U.S. courts or any governmental agency. If a foreign country's law permits parents to apply for citizenship on behalf of minor children, nothing in U.S. law impedes U.S. citizen parents from doing so. U.S. law does not require a U.S. citizen to choose between U.S. citizenship and another (foreign) nationality (or nationalities). A U.S. citizen may naturalize in a foreign state without any risk to their U.S. citizenship.
December 4, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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Even fur sno floof dis is much sno. I mush
December 4, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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HECC
December 4, 2025 at 12:42 PM
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hey big bro u soft
Tiny baby pets gigantic floofy Bernese mountain dog
December 4, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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December 3, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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WILL THIS HORRIBLE YEAR NEVER END?
December 3, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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wolf stalk, bear pounce, deer observe
December 3, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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Ain’t nothing but a sno dog pawty
December 3, 2025 at 1:23 PM
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Tarantino’s taste in other peoples’ movies can run…. questionable, but I gotta say—I think this take is spot-on

deadline.com/lists/quenti...
"Daniel Day-Lewis. The old-style craftsmanship quality to the film. It had an old Hollywood craftsmanship without trying to be like that. It was the only film he's ever done, and I brought it up to him, that doesn't have a set piece. The fire is the closest to a set piece. This was about dealing with the narrative, dealing with the story, and he did it f***ing amazingly. There Will Be Blood would stand a good chance at being number one or number two if it didn't have a big, giant flaw in it... and the flaw is Paul Dano. Obviously, it's supposed to be a two-hander, but it's also drastically obvious that it's not a two-hander. [Dano] is weak sauce, man.
December 3, 2025 at 12:08 PM
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nature dogumentary narrator: “the abominable ice floof enjoys sno. But the hoomans took it too far this time.“
December 3, 2025 at 11:50 AM
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She happ he derp
A tiny happy baby cuddles an axolotl stuffie while a huge Bernese mountain dog stares
December 3, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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WENDOGGO ATTACK
December 2, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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THANK HECC ITS FRIYAY

It’s Tuesday Argo

OH NOES WORK

You’re a giant floof Argo

OH RIGHT
Giant floofy Bernese mountain dog relaxes on a couch
December 2, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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Oh yes he big mad
Angry Berner chewing on rope in snow
December 2, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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Less doggo park than Borkenridge
December 2, 2025 at 12:23 PM
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WAIT
"This brick lining is here, and it weighs like 30 pounds," Johnson explained, showing the torn- down fence. "This thing is gging into my house, destroying property and living rent free."
December 2, 2025 at 11:43 AM
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YES HENLO
Huge bear
December 2, 2025 at 11:38 AM
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I think we all know what show should get the first interview
Gentle Ben from the Simpsons
December 2, 2025 at 11:30 AM
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YES HENLO HOOMAN AM BIGFLOOF DIS IS MY WEATHER
December 2, 2025 at 11:08 AM
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It’s very possible that I’ll regret this
Annotations to Finnegans Wake
December 1, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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YEAH *shakes paw*
Anderson said, "It's pretty ridiculous that we keep enforcing this boundary, which isn't a boundary to him." Taylor is the fifth Mexican gray wolf to noticeably venture north of I-40, the northern border of the recovery zone.
December 1, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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even bears need cozy couches when there is much sno
Giant Bernese mountain dog on a couch with snow visible out of the windows behind him
December 1, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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I’ll go ahead and add: dcist.com/story/19/12/...
In an undated note, the future civil rights icon recalled standing guard with her shotgun- toting grandfather at the age of six while the Ku Klux Klan paraded through their Alabama neighborhood in 1919. "I stayed awake many nights, keeping vigil with Grandpa," Parks writes in her delicate cursive. "I wanted to see him kill a Ku Kluxer. He declared the first to invade our home would surely die."
December 1, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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December 1, 2025 at 12:51 PM
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Bear cross frozen tundra
December 1, 2025 at 12:14 PM