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Evan
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Lutheran, husband, father, gardener, aspiring homesteader.

Traveler, veteran, supply chain professional.
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if a Gothic novel had these names and backstory, I would complain about it

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Honor_F...
April 8, 2025 at 6:51 PM
I once tried to take a screenshot of my phone getting purple screen bleed from damage to the LCD.
one time it started raining and it made cool little rainbow specs on my phone screen so I tried to take a screenshot. I have a postgraduate degree in computer science
April 8, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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today is octidi 18 Germinal in the year of the Republic CCXXXIII, celebrating hemlock
April 7, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Yeah that hit the spot.
April 6, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Well now I know what I’m having for lunch tomorrow.
i want a grilled cheese with an over-easy egg in it.
April 6, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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April 2, 2025 at 10:37 PM
This post makes me irrationally angry.

I am also 41, and I simply cannot accept that I was only 36 just five years ago.
It is 2002. I am 18 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.

It is 2008. I am 24 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.

It is 2020. I am 36 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.

It is 2025. I am 41 years old. We are in a—
April 3, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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Abolish April Fool’s day. Society has moved past the need for April Fool’s day
April 1, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Made a goose egg flan and learning how easy that is might prove to have been an infohazard.
March 30, 2025 at 11:20 PM
March 29, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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most people's conception of solarpunk is based on a yogurt commercial
November 19, 2024 at 12:21 AM
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blue checks? rate limiting? tucker carlson? you hit your head pretty hard there anon. come on, it’s time to head to the spaceport for our mars flight!
July 2, 2023 at 2:24 PM
Guess who’s decided that scary fireworks mean she’s allowed in the family room? 🤨🥰
July 2, 2023 at 3:17 PM
Real séance hours in my Twitter GCs right now, I’m just a ghost trying to get my point across with cryptic emoji reacts to the messages of the handful of people still able to post.
July 2, 2023 at 3:15 PM
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what if we kissed 👉👈 at the roku city product placement mcdonalds 😳
July 2, 2023 at 12:37 AM
May 11, 2023 at 12:46 AM
Honestly, props to the marketer who realized that 1) kids can drink herbal tea and 2) they love having a special little drink just for them.

My 9yo was so delighted by these, and it’s so nice to get something consumable that isn’t just going to add to the clutter.
May 4, 2023 at 8:47 PM
Working remotely from a spare office at our church's school is generally great (four little kids makes work from *home* a bit of a challenge) but Monday afternoon beginner strings lessons in the next room is, uh, quite something.
May 1, 2023 at 7:16 PM
Garden seed companies are masters of the sneaky anxiety-marketing email:

"There's still time to plant!"
"You're not too late!"

Friend, there is a 30% chance I will have frost yet this year. Calm down!
May 1, 2023 at 1:31 PM
I NEED to know what “Italian Salad” flavored jello tasted like.
Jello salads, literally marketed as an infinite DIY horrorshow
April 30, 2023 at 12:54 AM
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thanks to people "just doing their jobs" so I can eat, use the internet, see beautiful things, not be on fire etc.
April 30, 2023 at 12:30 AM
Gardening in a field that’s been conventional corn/soy for decades is quite the eye-opener on what that does to soil. 20yds of compost ought to start making a difference, but we’ve got a long journey ahead rebuilding this soil.
April 29, 2023 at 9:48 PM
More kite flying 🥰
April 29, 2023 at 9:45 PM
Good morning!
April 28, 2023 at 2:01 PM