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Eura Euphridia Abrams
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~Wandering Worlds~

Eura "Euphridia" Adams is the content creator of the light novel series 'The Last Rae of Hope.'#lightnovels #novels #reincarnation #isekai #satirecomedy #author #portalfantasy #royalroad #booksky

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Eura Euphridia Abrams @euphridia.bsky.social · Aug 15
The Last Rae of Hope: A Hero Returned (Book 1)

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🌀 A satirical, fix-the-book isekai fantasy with ❤️
📖 On Amazon + Audible
🎧 Narrated by @tessirondale.com

📚 Published by @riverfolkbooks.bsky.social

#BookSky #lightnovel #femalelead #BFF #satire #kindle #audible
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New chapter. Rae goes looking for a den of scoundrels and instead gets a well-ventilated accountant. Crime sure has changed (or has it?)

www.royalroad.com/fiction/8363...

#royalroad #isekai #satire
The marketplace seemed to grow fancier the farther we moved in. At a polished oak doorway that looked far too respectable for any thief’s hideout, Relias once again produced Nora’s dagger with a discreet flick of his wrist. A pair of uniformed men exchanged a glance, then stepped aside, gesturing us through without a word. We ushered upstairs as if this were the most natural arrangement imaginable. Where was the back alley? The smoky den of ne’er-do-wells? The whispered password and the shadowy informant with a dagger under the table? Instead, Vulture’s suite opened onto a balcony above the market, with airy shutters wide to let in the din below. Inside, though, it was another world entirely. Thick crimson rugs muffled our steps. A carved desk gleamed with orderly stacks of ledgers. And at the center of it all sat the dark-haired man himself—lean, sharp-eyed, and utterly at ease with us. Not even a quirked eyebrow! And what’s with the open shutters? Isn’t he afraid of assassins? Er—assassins that assassinate assassins, maybe? Honestly, the whole thing felt downright asinine. …Sorry.
November 26, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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Join me at WINKON, a fully digital and completely FREE writing convention from Immersive Ink! I’ll be interviewing @tessirondale.com on Saturday.

Full schedule coming soon!

Register: www.eventbrite.com/e/winkon-202...

#WritingCommunity #IndieAuthor #AuthorEvent
A promotional graphic for “WINKON,” a digital author’s convention. The background features stylized purple mountains at dusk, with a cute ink-like character faintly visible on the right. At the top, large stylized text reads “WINKON,” with the subtext “hosted by Immersive Ink on Discord.” Below, bold text announces the dates: “JAN 17 & 18, 2026.” To the right, it states: “A fully digital author’s convention COMPLETELY FREE!” Three bullet points follow, each marked with a small diamond icon: “Panels featuring authors, including Dakota Krout & J.M. Clark!”; “The Illustrious Immersive Quill awards winners announcement!”; and “Join the party for a live ARG scavenger hunt, one shot tabletop games, MTG Spelltable, & much more!” The overall color scheme is blue and purple with a bright, energetic style.
November 25, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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New chapter. Oliver points out that Relias is directing his anger inward, and he's making it Rae's problem.

www.royalroad.com/fiction/8363...
Oliver shrugged. “I only mention it because such strong, negative feelings can pull at the animus around us. As Captain, it's your duty to rectify this before it becomes a situation.” “Well, what should I do?” “Coddle him.” “Huh?” “Tell him he is doing a good job. Pat him on the head. Scratch under his chin.” “He’s not a dog!” Oliver smirked. “Oh, but he is a dog.” “Enough! You’re being rather crass about a problem that—” “Created in the 11th Year of Our Goddess, and the first Year of the Dog. Relias is a dog,” Oliver affirmed. “Raela, in comparison, was created six years before him, in the first Year of the Dragon.” “There’s no way you meant that the first time you said it.” “How wonderful it is that words can have more than one meaning,” he said with a nasty grin.
November 24, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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This feels especially relevant today
Creative ego arc graph. Starting from "idea stage" to "first compliment" to "literally anyone else looks at it" it goes up, and up, and up until godlike prowess and then hurtles downwards into hell.
November 23, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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This is not a drill: the same people who did DBZ abridged have begun Sailor Moon Abridged and it is exactly as funny as expected do yourself a favor and watch this shit
Toonami Abridged | Sailor Moon (PART 1)
YouTube video by TeamFourStar
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November 20, 2025 at 5:15 AM
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This has been my experience as a writer. I think the story is straightforward and the I realize I've built a house above Chekhov's Guns & Ammo Depot.

#WriteSky
November 20, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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New chapter. Nora talks about how the world doesn't work right, so Rae hits her with the "it's magic" argument, since magic is just science not yet explained.

...

Okay, who's the wise guy who called the content creator lazy?!

www.royalroad.com/fiction/8363...

#satire #iseaki #SFF
“Physics doesn’t like it, but I think the sun and the moon both revolve around the world,” she murmured as she labeled her Speranza-centric model. Oliver moved closer, bending down to peer at her scratchings. “Anyway… The stars. They must be fixed points in an outer layer of some sort,” she muttered angrily, speckling the perimeter of her model with swift stabs of her staff. I scratched my head, not sure why Nora was so discontented with her rationale so far. “Seems simple enough, I guess…” “You’re here,” Nora said, plonking her staff on Speranza. “Do you know how dense you’d be if it were true?” “Look, I know I’m not the brightest, but you don’t have to go insulting me!” Nora’s eyes almost rolled into the back of her head. “Literal density! Not intelligence. You’d be one of the densest objects in the universe! Speranza would have to be a gravity well, holding on to everyone and everything!” “So it’s just magic then,” I replied airily, knowing that would make her even more annoyed. “Magic.”
November 20, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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New chapter up! Oliver is a bit too nosy. Or is he just watching out for Rae?

Both.

www.royalroad.com/fiction/8363...

#royalroad #isekai #satire
“Where do you think you’re going?” Oliver asked the instant I crossed Relias’s barrier. “Don’t scare me like that!” I twitched angrily. “At least have the decency to show yourself first!” His form coalesced slowly. “Relias placed that circle on the ground for a reason, you know.” “Didn't you say this area was clear? And I’ll be back shortly, so it’s no big deal.” “What are you going to do?” “Answering the call of nature,” I snapped. Oliver cocked his head to one side and listened for a moment. “That owl isn’t talking to you.” “What?” “Unless you’re after the mice she’s stalking. Then she has many unflattering things to say.” I groaned. “No, that’s not what that means…” “Another saying from the next world?” he sighed. “It should be pretty obvious!” He frowned. “Well, to me, it is not. Just tell me what you’re up to.”
November 17, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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Book 4's afterword is available on Patreon (for free!)

www.patreon.com/posts/book-4...
Book 4: Afterword: Of Systems and Bad Actors Eura "Euphridia" Abrams patreon.com/euphridia
November 16, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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Book 4's final chapter is complete and available on Patreon! Book 5 will be the last in the series.... It feels so strange to say!

www.patreon.com/posts/143642...
Book 4: Chapter 57: The Shattering of Purpose | Eura "Euphridia" Abrams
Get more from Eura "Euphridia" Abrams on Patreon
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November 15, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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Expanding my realm of chaos: I cross-post The Last Rae of Hope on Tapas! Since I already read far too much there, it only seemed right to contribute to the problem. Updates land one day (or so) after the Royal Road release!

📚 tapas.io/series/The-Last-Rae-of-Hope-A-Satirical-Isekai---Book-1-Stubbed
Read The Last Rae of Hope [A Satirical Isekai - Book 1 Stubbed] | Tapas Web Community
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November 12, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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I laughed too hard at this, only to realize this is also how I'm writing.
xkcd.com/771
"Forsooth, do you grok my jive, me hearties?" "Ten-four!" A few centuries from now, all the English of the past 400 years will sound equally old-timey and interchangeable.
November 12, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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After scrolling my socials today, I’d like to issue an urgent public call to normalize supportive relationships between… oh my goodness, two or more people.

That’s it, no extra tags. Just accept that it is, in fact, okay to support another human being or two.
two teddy bears are standing next to each other with the words daily dose of support above them
Alt: two teddy bears are standing next to each other with the words daily dose of support above them
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November 11, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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New chapter up!

Demon General Ragnerus appears, and Oliver gives Rae the eye he once ripped out from him to even the odds...

Maybe he should have warned her what it was first?

www.royalroad.com/fiction/8363...

#lightnovel #royalroad #satire #isekai
“Wait,” Oliver hissed, turning toward me as he held out the ball of mist. “Within failure is opportunity.” I frowned. “Should I stab that thing instead?” He made a wry, oddly apologetic face. “Only if it comes to that. Try holding it in your hands first. Do whatever you need to do, but do not let it go.” I reached out and grabbed the mist with both hands, surprised to find it was more solid than I had expected. It was oddly squishy, and it held a faintly unsettling warmth. “It’s alive!” Nora gasped as it wriggled, tendrils of mist swarming around its orb-like perimeter, revealing a large, angry crimson eye at its core. “What the absolute fuck?!” I shrieked as its dilated pupil bounced around a few times before fixing on me. “You!” the General roared as he turned, zeroing in on our hiding spot. He charged, his sword dancing with shadowy flames as he drew it from his sheath. “Pour your will into it!” Oliver shouted as Relias and Nora prepared for impact.
November 11, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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Live narrating on Discord this week! discord.gg/readmylips
November 9, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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New chapter up! Oliver takes his time telling the party there's a demon involved in some shenanigans, only to tell Rae she's, well, Rae.

www.royalroad.com/fiction/8363...
“Ahh…” Oliver exhaled. “That would explain how he is unable to sense the demon inside that knight.” We all gave Oliver a hard look. “Why didn’t you just lead with that observation?!” Nora screeched. “Because you might have assumed it was a trap of my own making,” Oliver replied. “I simply walked you through the paces. Now you understand the situation properly.” I sneered. “I wouldn’t have assumed that!” “I was referring specifically to Lady Nora,” Oliver said, more serious than before. “She continues to confound every sense I have for perceiving will or intent.” His tone wasn’t sarcastic this time, only baffled. “The sage is easy enough to account for. His animus toward me is blatant—but more importantly, it follows a consistent, interpretable structure. And you? Well… you’re you.” Try as I might, I couldn’t tell if that was a compliment or a complaint.
November 5, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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#novememeber
November 4, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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Writing a chapter today, and I decided to classify a whole error type with my pen name. My claim to fame!
1. Review and address each alert in sequence. o Review system context notes as provided. o Where operator discretion is required, align selections with your standard ethical framework. o Do not defer or bypass decision-based alerts, as this may have unintended consequences (e.g., Euphridian Error).
November 3, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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It's that time of year again. 🤧
The meme depicts Jason Momoa tagged as "acute sinusitis with brain fog" sneaking up on unsuspecting Henry Cavill tagged as "me about to finally have time to write"
November 2, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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#royalroad cover reveal for upcoming book 5! Thank you to @raazu692.bsky.social for the fantastic art!

www.royalroad.com/fiction/8363...
Royal Road Cover for Book 5, The Last Rae of Hope: Light Unbound. It depicts a female warrior with shoulder-length pink hair and gold eyes, looking determined, wielding a sword and a shield. Her red cape is tattered. There is an aura of light surrounding her.
November 2, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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New chapter up! It's definitely... a transition chapter. Also, who's being cheap with dragons in a fantasy story?!

www.royalroad.com/fiction/8363...

#royalroad
“Enough small talk,” Oliver muttered. “Let’s be on our way to the Northern Land of Dragons.” It was Nora’s turn to gasp. “The Land of Dragons?!” “That is our ultimate destination, is it not?” Oliver asked Relias. Relias gave him a flat look. “I surmise you’ve been there before.” “Once,” Oliver said without a hint of guilt. “It stands to reason the door to Paradise is somewhere within.” “Are there really dragons there?” Nora and I asked in near-unison. “Yes,” said Relias. “No,” replied Oliver. They glared at each other. “Sorry, but I’m going with Relias on this one,” Nora declared. “If the Holy Man says there are dragons, then there are dragons.” “There is one dragon,” Oliver clarified. “So the answer to your question is no.” Nora sneered. “Semantics!”
October 29, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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TIL weighted blankets have the opposite intended effect on me. The more you know…
a cartoon duck is laying in bed with a blanket on top of it .
ALT: a cartoon duck is laying in bed with a blanket on top of it .
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October 25, 2025 at 12:21 PM
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🎃 Our October #BookSky Authors in Residence 📚💙

@euphridia.bsky.social - satirical fantasy
@calyxbooks.bsky.social - genre-blending romance
@meganlandonauthor.bsky.social - sci-fi & fantasy romance
@artelwhyte.bsky.social - sci-fi
@nataliebergman.bsky.social - sapphic romantasy

Give them a follow!
October 24, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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Had a great chat with someone putting together a course for new writers and while sharing my experience, imposter syndrome reared its head… TLDR maybe I should write “So You Want To Be A Successful Author? Then Why Are You Asking Me For Advice” And Other Overly Honest Questions To Your Questions
October 24, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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New chapter up: Rae finally gets some cake! Even if it seems like a vague bribe, it's still worth consuming.

www.royalroad.com/fiction/0/th...

#royalroad
There, in the center of a small table, sat an entire cake. It was absurdly and anachronistically perfect, with bright pink frosting piped in tiny, intricate rosettes and a neat line of silver sugar pearls circling its base. Did I pass out again? I looked at the basket of hazelnuts in my hands, suddenly feeling unimpressed. “This has to be a trap,” I muttered, inspecting the cake. “No. Simply payment for services rendered,” Oliver’s voice drifted from behind me. I whirled around. “Services rendered?” “It is customary to repay debts,” he replied in a maddeningly circular fashion. “Again, what services?” A nearby fork had somehow made its way into my grip. Oliver turned away. “Services equivalent to the cake in front of you.” Not knowing the specific occasion made it hard to accept. “I should probably share this with—” “It would be a dreadful insult to custom, having a human share a gift from the demon king.” “You said it was a payment.” Oliver set his teeth. “I misspoke. Remittance! Regardless, do not insult the custom.”
October 22, 2025 at 3:06 PM