Theosis's Biatch
@etienneguidry.bsky.social
English instructor. As the days pass, I increasingly long to observe events on 🌎 from the privacy of a personal orbiter.
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Finneas is better at political messaging than 99% of the Democratic consultants in DC.
February 6, 2026 at 8:44 PM
Finneas is better at political messaging than 99% of the Democratic consultants in DC.
Turns out that when Christians tell the story this way, you should run
February 5, 2026 at 4:38 PM
Turns out that when Christians tell the story this way, you should run
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Exactly
January 30, 2026 at 8:44 PM
Exactly
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The violent occupation of Minneapolis started with a vlog. I've wanted to find a framework to describe Nick Shirley & others like him: "Influencer" is too quaint. "Journalist" is obviously wrong.
I landed on "slopagandist."
Gift link (open in a web browser) www.theverge.com/news/869824/...
I landed on "slopagandist."
Gift link (open in a web browser) www.theverge.com/news/869824/...
What is Nick Shirley?
Slop doesn’t need to be AI-generated
www.theverge.com
January 29, 2026 at 4:11 PM
The violent occupation of Minneapolis started with a vlog. I've wanted to find a framework to describe Nick Shirley & others like him: "Influencer" is too quaint. "Journalist" is obviously wrong.
I landed on "slopagandist."
Gift link (open in a web browser) www.theverge.com/news/869824/...
I landed on "slopagandist."
Gift link (open in a web browser) www.theverge.com/news/869824/...
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As a vertically challenged person, i suggest that maybe people should lay off body shaming Greg Bovino for his height and instead focus on his deformed and ruined soul that celebrates and pursues dehumanization. It's already a very clear target.
January 27, 2026 at 1:41 PM
As a vertically challenged person, i suggest that maybe people should lay off body shaming Greg Bovino for his height and instead focus on his deformed and ruined soul that celebrates and pursues dehumanization. It's already a very clear target.
It's so cute when they attempt a convincing portrayal of human sentiment. Almost as convincing as Elon's clod-like robots.
we are witnessing historic backpedaling here
January 27, 2026 at 8:45 AM
It's so cute when they attempt a convincing portrayal of human sentiment. Almost as convincing as Elon's clod-like robots.
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We had to put up with school shootings because "the 2nd Amendment"
But watch ICE eliminate the right to bear arms by executing anyone they find with a gun and to hell with the 2nd Amendment.
ICE will soon be killing citizens in their own homes because they're scared there might be a gun inside.
But watch ICE eliminate the right to bear arms by executing anyone they find with a gun and to hell with the 2nd Amendment.
ICE will soon be killing citizens in their own homes because they're scared there might be a gun inside.
January 27, 2026 at 4:47 AM
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Yup, one of many such stories. It's really terrible that people of color have been horrifically mistreated, esp over the last year, but we only truly wig out when the whites start getting shot.
I’ll never forget #AmadouDiallo a foreign student who who was shot 19 times for being black by a “scared” 4-man NYPD squad hunting a rapist as he took out his wallet to show ID on his Bronx doorstep Feb 4, 1999. His character was also smeared at the trial.
Not one was held accountable.
Not one was held accountable.
January 26, 2026 at 1:54 PM
Yup, one of many such stories. It's really terrible that people of color have been horrifically mistreated, esp over the last year, but we only truly wig out when the whites start getting shot.
I see Americans posting about Diet Coke A LOT. In Europe, 7 people still drink that. We drink Coke Zero. Isn't that popular in the US?
January 22, 2026 at 6:50 PM
I see Americans posting about Diet Coke A LOT. In Europe, 7 people still drink that. We drink Coke Zero. Isn't that popular in the US?
Watched this because it's supposed to be a "comedy," whereas in fact it mirrors the terrifying fact that many of the wealthiest people are the planet are incredibly stupid and vain and solipsistic and basically predators. Great case against billionaires.
January 22, 2026 at 10:56 AM
Watched this because it's supposed to be a "comedy," whereas in fact it mirrors the terrifying fact that many of the wealthiest people are the planet are incredibly stupid and vain and solipsistic and basically predators. Great case against billionaires.
Yes please
All this Davos stuff is too depressing, I need someone to get kidnapped by a bus driver again.
January 21, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Yes please
This is horrifying. Also, a perfect metaphor for 2026.
I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place
January 20, 2026 at 10:31 AM
This is horrifying. Also, a perfect metaphor for 2026.
"The MOON is a PLANET." :)
Happy 11th anniversary of me losing my fucking mind over this QVC clip
January 19, 2026 at 10:16 AM
"The MOON is a PLANET." :)
This is hilarious/ horrifying
Happy 11th anniversary of me losing my fucking mind over this QVC clip
January 19, 2026 at 9:47 AM
This is hilarious/ horrifying
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Happy 11th anniversary of me losing my fucking mind over this QVC clip
January 18, 2026 at 2:45 PM
Happy 11th anniversary of me losing my fucking mind over this QVC clip
Watching the Superbowl this year just for him
January 17, 2026 at 5:10 PM
Watching the Superbowl this year just for him
This 🧵👇
Exactly! The Dems are fully complicit through their absolute silence. Why are so few people saying this? It's perfectly obvious. Come out of denial, oh dullards! Most current Dems are not a source of optimism
Exactly! The Dems are fully complicit through their absolute silence. Why are so few people saying this? It's perfectly obvious. Come out of denial, oh dullards! Most current Dems are not a source of optimism
January 16, 2026 at 6:39 PM
This 🧵👇
Exactly! The Dems are fully complicit through their absolute silence. Why are so few people saying this? It's perfectly obvious. Come out of denial, oh dullards! Most current Dems are not a source of optimism
Exactly! The Dems are fully complicit through their absolute silence. Why are so few people saying this? It's perfectly obvious. Come out of denial, oh dullards! Most current Dems are not a source of optimism
Appalling, pathetic racism and cowardice
America has tried to be a real multiracial democracy for just over 60 years and that attempt has been contested at every step along the way.
The dinner has been held every year, without fail, since 1969.
www.insidehighered.com/news/quick-t...
The dinner has been held every year, without fail, since 1969.
www.insidehighered.com/news/quick-t...
Indiana University Cancels MLK Celebration Dinner
Indiana University in Indianapolis canceled a dinner in honor of Martin Luther King Jr. hosted annually in January by the Black Student Union, Mirror Indy reported.
www.insidehighered.com
January 15, 2026 at 3:58 PM
Appalling, pathetic racism and cowardice
I am so upset about the whole insane Greenland debacle.
January 14, 2026 at 5:21 PM
I am so upset about the whole insane Greenland debacle.
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I can't believe I'm posting this video - but we actually have to have a conversation about the real world implications of America going to war over Greenland.
Let me walk you through it. It doesn't turn out well for us.
Let me walk you through it. It doesn't turn out well for us.
January 11, 2026 at 2:44 AM
I can't believe I'm posting this video - but we actually have to have a conversation about the real world implications of America going to war over Greenland.
Let me walk you through it. It doesn't turn out well for us.
Let me walk you through it. It doesn't turn out well for us.
I love this
January 10, 2026 at 7:50 PM
I love this