ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖
@essjayel.bsky.social
I am civilized to my platformed toes. Eyes like the Desert. Tastes like a raindrop. Hates People.
He/Him
Sydney, Australia
He/Him
Sydney, Australia
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It is December now in Australia, and soon will be elsewhere in the world.
Here's a #Whamageddon rules refresher if you need it.
Here's a #Whamageddon rules refresher if you need it.
November 30, 2025 at 10:37 PM
It is December now in Australia, and soon will be elsewhere in the world.
Here's a #Whamageddon rules refresher if you need it.
Here's a #Whamageddon rules refresher if you need it.
Breakfast was a lot. Very full now. Won’t want lunch
November 29, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Breakfast was a lot. Very full now. Won’t want lunch
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I’ll say it…
Donald Trump is the Traitor & Killer..
Jeffrey Epstein killed..
The assassination scene staged..
Kirk’s murder suspicious..
Guiffre suicide suspicious..
Ivana’s death convenient..
The DC shooting planned..
This only gets worse from here until he unceremoniously exits the WH.
Donald Trump is the Traitor & Killer..
Jeffrey Epstein killed..
The assassination scene staged..
Kirk’s murder suspicious..
Guiffre suicide suspicious..
Ivana’s death convenient..
The DC shooting planned..
This only gets worse from here until he unceremoniously exits the WH.
November 29, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I’ll say it…
Donald Trump is the Traitor & Killer..
Jeffrey Epstein killed..
The assassination scene staged..
Kirk’s murder suspicious..
Guiffre suicide suspicious..
Ivana’s death convenient..
The DC shooting planned..
This only gets worse from here until he unceremoniously exits the WH.
Donald Trump is the Traitor & Killer..
Jeffrey Epstein killed..
The assassination scene staged..
Kirk’s murder suspicious..
Guiffre suicide suspicious..
Ivana’s death convenient..
The DC shooting planned..
This only gets worse from here until he unceremoniously exits the WH.
November 29, 2025 at 11:29 PM
discovr.uk - The daily album art quiz!
Daily album cover quiz - guess the iconic album art!
discovr.uk
November 29, 2025 at 9:43 PM
My. God. Fuck off facebook
November 28, 2025 at 12:59 PM
My. God. Fuck off facebook
Really sick of prime auto turning on the subtitles after every forced ad break.
November 28, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Really sick of prime auto turning on the subtitles after every forced ad break.
Happy thanksgiving my American friends
November 27, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Happy thanksgiving my American friends
Eww… just checked the freezer sitch. We missed a bag of chicken last night taking stuff to mums and so it defrosted and leaked chicken juice everywhere..
November 27, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Eww… just checked the freezer sitch. We missed a bag of chicken last night taking stuff to mums and so it defrosted and leaked chicken juice everywhere..
Power is back on!! Just in time for Jeopardy!
Crank that air con!!!
Crank that air con!!!
November 27, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Power is back on!! Just in time for Jeopardy!
Crank that air con!!!
Crank that air con!!!
Still no power. Guess I’m not WFH today.
November 26, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Still no power. Guess I’m not WFH today.
Doesn’t matter how many times I do it, I simply can not learn that we have no power and therefore the electric recliner buttons for the footrest on the couch WILL NOT WORK. stop pushing them damnit
November 26, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Doesn’t matter how many times I do it, I simply can not learn that we have no power and therefore the electric recliner buttons for the footrest on the couch WILL NOT WORK. stop pushing them damnit
Last update predicted power restored by 8 PM tomorrow.
Also it’s 10pm and still 28°…. Guess we’re not sleeping tonight…
Also it’s 10pm and still 28°…. Guess we’re not sleeping tonight…
"We cannot guarantee that power will be restored to your property tonight" ☹️
November 26, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Last update predicted power restored by 8 PM tomorrow.
Also it’s 10pm and still 28°…. Guess we’re not sleeping tonight…
Also it’s 10pm and still 28°…. Guess we’re not sleeping tonight…
Normally don’t like or use the battery powered Xmas stuff but tonight it’s the only light we have here
November 26, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Normally don’t like or use the battery powered Xmas stuff but tonight it’s the only light we have here
Feel like we should go to the rsl club for dinner. Or at least the air con …
November 26, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Feel like we should go to the rsl club for dinner. Or at least the air con …
Headed home. Trees and branches everywhere. Traffic is a nightmare. Streets next to us are all blocked off & police & fire engines diverting all traffic back to the road they are trying to avoid.
Me smug AF: haha it’s so nice not be able to walk to work.
Me getting home: fuck we have no power
Me smug AF: haha it’s so nice not be able to walk to work.
Me getting home: fuck we have no power
November 26, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Headed home. Trees and branches everywhere. Traffic is a nightmare. Streets next to us are all blocked off & police & fire engines diverting all traffic back to the road they are trying to avoid.
Me smug AF: haha it’s so nice not be able to walk to work.
Me getting home: fuck we have no power
Me smug AF: haha it’s so nice not be able to walk to work.
Me getting home: fuck we have no power
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Work Xmas lunch is an Italian feast this year. They sent out the menu today.
It features classic Italian dishes such as…
A Greek salad.
It features classic Italian dishes such as…
A Greek salad.
November 25, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Work Xmas lunch is an Italian feast this year. They sent out the menu today.
It features classic Italian dishes such as…
A Greek salad.
It features classic Italian dishes such as…
A Greek salad.
A couple just entered this KFC each carrying a bird in a small cage. And they stink.
What the actual fuck…
What the actual fuck…
November 23, 2025 at 12:46 AM
A couple just entered this KFC each carrying a bird in a small cage. And they stink.
What the actual fuck…
What the actual fuck…
was quite proud of this result. Husband just did it in 1 guess... 😂
November 22, 2025 at 10:37 PM
was quite proud of this result. Husband just did it in 1 guess... 😂
mcdonald's breakfast?
November 22, 2025 at 10:17 PM
mcdonald's breakfast?
discovr.uk - The daily album art quiz!
Daily album cover quiz - guess the iconic album art!
discovr.uk
November 22, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Delta Goodrem on the new season of Selling Sunset. Have always said she turns up everywhere 😂😂😂
Fuck she’d turn up to the opening of an envelope
Fuck she’d turn up to the opening of an envelope
November 22, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Delta Goodrem on the new season of Selling Sunset. Have always said she turns up everywhere 😂😂😂
Fuck she’d turn up to the opening of an envelope
Fuck she’d turn up to the opening of an envelope
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My favorite piece of content today.
November 21, 2025 at 8:28 PM
My favorite piece of content today.
Mum (who is away atm) telling me that her boomer friends will be at her house on Friday night. Bitch what do I care???
November 22, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Mum (who is away atm) telling me that her boomer friends will be at her house on Friday night. Bitch what do I care???