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essjayel.bsky.social
ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖
@essjayel.bsky.social
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I am civilized to my platformed toes. Eyes like the Desert. Tastes like a raindrop. Hates People.
He/Him
Sydney, Australia
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My. God. Fuck off facebook
November 28, 2025 at 12:59 PM
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Normally don’t like or use the battery powered Xmas stuff but tonight it’s the only light we have here
A dark apartment being lit solely by a light up Christmas tree table ornament.
November 26, 2025 at 10:55 AM
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Is this legit?? Keep seeing dodgy looking ads and of course A I is fucking everywhere…
November 21, 2025 at 7:02 AM
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Like… I get these guests are English. Northern at that. But why bother with this as the subtitles?! And who ok’d this as what would go to air???
November 15, 2025 at 12:02 PM
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Breakfast.

I over poached the eggs tho…
Close up shot of thick cut roast layered with cheese, avocado, bacon and a poached egg. Next to it is a coffee mug that reads Madonna Celebration. It is all set on another table with some potted flowers in the background
November 8, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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Civic Theatre in Newcastle is doing Kinky Boots….

With a white Lola…
November 7, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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After today’s calls…
Meme of a minion wearing a swimming floating device. The text reads I am in desperate need of a 6 month vacation twice a year.
November 3, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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Friend at work said I should do full handlebar moustache and to tell you the truth… I ain’t mad about it
Selfie of a man in a grey t-shirt smirking at the camera. He is clean shaven except for a classic shaped moustache going across his top lip and down each side of his mouth to his chin
November 2, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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Tried to do a snap. Yes that’s my husband farting …
October 31, 2025 at 11:08 AM
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Birthday haul. And we went and saw back to the future the musical. And holy shit it was SOOO GOOD
A collection of presentation a table. They include a box of chocolates, a wooden and resin salad rings set, a $100 visa gift card, the Preppy Kitchen cookbook, a 3 in 1 stick blender set, a large bag of peanut M&Ms and a fat stack of $50 bills
October 19, 2025 at 7:13 AM
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Thanks westpac 🙄

When did literally every company and app become so needy….
October 18, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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Ringing my birthday in with my other queen tonight. As always the opening is pure hype but her reveal and first look… my god.
#JanetJackson #AllForYouTour #Queen
Janet on stage at the start of her concert looking fierce as fuck. Her hair is wavy with blonde highlights and her eye makeup and contour is so sharp it could cut a persons throat. The look in her eyes as she surveys the audience is dominant and she knows she is in control. We are all her servants tonight and we’re grateful for the privilege
October 18, 2025 at 12:26 PM
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Apparently ppl are now cooking watermelon for some reason…

All I can think is
A still from the tv show Strangers With Candy Jerri, in an attempt to convince people to come to her party is saying We’re serving hot fruit
October 17, 2025 at 10:57 AM
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The fuck is this shit…
October 16, 2025 at 6:19 AM
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Also this got delivered today. Good day.
#Madonna
2 different copies of the Madonna 2025 album Veronica Electronica. One is a 12 inch vinyl pressed on clear vinyl. The other is a limited edition cd version.
October 13, 2025 at 7:13 AM
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Framed and collected already and I fucking love it. Also the handwritten note that came with the piece when it first arrived. Beautiful touch.
A framed art print. The colours make up the inclusive pride flag. Each colour is created and filled with Indigenous artwork and patterns. A handwritten note from the artist. It reads Hi Scot, thanks for love and support. Sending all the love your way. Stay Fab and Deadly. Love Wayde C. Alejandro xx
October 13, 2025 at 6:54 AM
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The fuck is this now fb??

Is one of the suggestions to leave me the fuck alone?
A notification from Facebook advising me that my birthday is 6 days away. Like I didn’t know this. It suggests I click on the notification to see “how to make your day extra special”
October 12, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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Heard them last night. Tonight we went up to our rooftop when they started. Happy Diwali
A large firework exploding in red, blue and gold A blue and gold firework high in the sky. Down closer to land level is some smaller red ones exploding A large half re and half green firework in the sky
October 12, 2025 at 10:37 AM
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All Bunnings trips completed. Balcony garden refresh done. (Ok I need a proper pot for the basil in the middle but that’s gonna have to wait)
October 12, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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Half half dinner made of leftovers.
Italian turkey meatballs and Mexican chilli rice

Hey, if it’s good enough for pizza..
A bowl of food. The left half is meatballs and greens in a tomato based sauce. The right half is a mince and rice mixture. There is a slice of bread for balance…
October 8, 2025 at 8:13 AM
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Happy long weekend
October 5, 2025 at 4:46 AM
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I got puppy cuddles and kisses. She wasn’t allowed off the truck today cause she refused to come back yesterday.
October 5, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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Ooh! I’ll take a hot bugger thanks.
Local pub food menu. Burger is misspelled as hot bugger and chips.
October 4, 2025 at 8:56 AM
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We have arrived. Almost 7 hours to the minute since we left home
A roadside sign monument that indicates that one has arrived in Lake Cargelligo
October 4, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSHSHSBSHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABAB

HES SO FUCKING PATHETIC
A screenshot of trumps latest tweet or something. He is trying to brag that his “24 karat gold” is better quality than any other 24 karat gold.
September 29, 2025 at 12:12 PM