Esme Weatherwax 📚🧶🦉🌳🔬📸 🌈 ally
@esmeweatherwax8.bsky.social
Spfbo 4-10 judge
Follower of the prophet pratchett
sentient potato
She/her/wyrd sister
20% cat pictures
20% rage
60% memes
occasional book reviews
Follower of the prophet pratchett
sentient potato
She/her/wyrd sister
20% cat pictures
20% rage
60% memes
occasional book reviews
I put my treadmill on an incline for my 5k and it thought I went up 100 flights of stairs.
December 15, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I put my treadmill on an incline for my 5k and it thought I went up 100 flights of stairs.
I started too late in the summer and soon it became too hot for me to work without getting sick... I did not finish the cat hotel in time to make it cute, but it does function as a dry, heated shelter.
I wanted to build cubbies with wallpaper, pictures on the walls & comfy beds...maybe next year.
I wanted to build cubbies with wallpaper, pictures on the walls & comfy beds...maybe next year.
December 14, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I started too late in the summer and soon it became too hot for me to work without getting sick... I did not finish the cat hotel in time to make it cute, but it does function as a dry, heated shelter.
I wanted to build cubbies with wallpaper, pictures on the walls & comfy beds...maybe next year.
I wanted to build cubbies with wallpaper, pictures on the walls & comfy beds...maybe next year.
Whew, and with each major act of violence my friends group gets smaller.
He didn't qualify this as Islamic extremists, or Islamic terrorists...just people who worship differently.
Absolutely fucking not.
How can you make such comments when the hero of the day was Muslim?
He didn't qualify this as Islamic extremists, or Islamic terrorists...just people who worship differently.
Absolutely fucking not.
How can you make such comments when the hero of the day was Muslim?
December 14, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Whew, and with each major act of violence my friends group gets smaller.
He didn't qualify this as Islamic extremists, or Islamic terrorists...just people who worship differently.
Absolutely fucking not.
How can you make such comments when the hero of the day was Muslim?
He didn't qualify this as Islamic extremists, or Islamic terrorists...just people who worship differently.
Absolutely fucking not.
How can you make such comments when the hero of the day was Muslim?
They beat me almost to death with it growing up, why not start shoving it back at them?
I'm an atheist Bible thumper.
Strange times.
I'm an atheist Bible thumper.
Strange times.
December 14, 2025 at 4:40 PM
They beat me almost to death with it growing up, why not start shoving it back at them?
I'm an atheist Bible thumper.
Strange times.
I'm an atheist Bible thumper.
Strange times.
So how does my timeline feel about snow?
Yall love the snow or hate the snow?
Yall love the snow or hate the snow?
December 14, 2025 at 2:38 PM
So how does my timeline feel about snow?
Yall love the snow or hate the snow?
Yall love the snow or hate the snow?
mark---lawrence.blogspot.com/2025/05/afte...
The SPFBO champion's league is almost finished!
I am rooting so hard for Orconomics. Absolutely no shade to the other finalists, each and every one of them are amazing -- but fuck ya gimme that satire for the gold <3 <3
The SPFBO champion's league is almost finished!
I am rooting so hard for Orconomics. Absolutely no shade to the other finalists, each and every one of them are amazing -- but fuck ya gimme that satire for the gold <3 <3
December 14, 2025 at 1:27 PM
mark---lawrence.blogspot.com/2025/05/afte...
The SPFBO champion's league is almost finished!
I am rooting so hard for Orconomics. Absolutely no shade to the other finalists, each and every one of them are amazing -- but fuck ya gimme that satire for the gold <3 <3
The SPFBO champion's league is almost finished!
I am rooting so hard for Orconomics. Absolutely no shade to the other finalists, each and every one of them are amazing -- but fuck ya gimme that satire for the gold <3 <3
14 consecutive days of 5ks and I have shaved roughly 19 minutes off my time.
I started with a 20:17 1 mile run and now I'm at 14:06.
Back when I was fit I was around a 30ish 5k and 8ish 1 mile run.
I hope to be there in about 3 months or so.
Hoping to do charity runs in the future.
I started with a 20:17 1 mile run and now I'm at 14:06.
Back when I was fit I was around a 30ish 5k and 8ish 1 mile run.
I hope to be there in about 3 months or so.
Hoping to do charity runs in the future.
December 13, 2025 at 7:30 PM
14 consecutive days of 5ks and I have shaved roughly 19 minutes off my time.
I started with a 20:17 1 mile run and now I'm at 14:06.
Back when I was fit I was around a 30ish 5k and 8ish 1 mile run.
I hope to be there in about 3 months or so.
Hoping to do charity runs in the future.
I started with a 20:17 1 mile run and now I'm at 14:06.
Back when I was fit I was around a 30ish 5k and 8ish 1 mile run.
I hope to be there in about 3 months or so.
Hoping to do charity runs in the future.
Ohmigod
My Wednesdays and Fridays are amazing.
My Wednesdays and Fridays are amazing.
December 12, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Ohmigod
My Wednesdays and Fridays are amazing.
My Wednesdays and Fridays are amazing.
Bagheera at the shelter yesterday. She's still insanely shy and not super keen on pets, but she's doing well and is healthy <3
December 11, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Bagheera at the shelter yesterday. She's still insanely shy and not super keen on pets, but she's doing well and is healthy <3
Halfway done!
December 11, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Halfway done!
Best. Day. Of. Work. Ever.
December 10, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Best. Day. Of. Work. Ever.
This except I bet myself and im not sure who is going to win.
However, today was day 9 of doing a 5k every day
I've added yoga
However, today was day 9 of doing a 5k every day
I've added yoga
December 9, 2025 at 12:45 AM
This except I bet myself and im not sure who is going to win.
However, today was day 9 of doing a 5k every day
I've added yoga
However, today was day 9 of doing a 5k every day
I've added yoga
the context...
how they took these comments directed at MOM and got all hot and bothered is beyond me.
And yes, when a mom comes in and shows her son how to clock in WRONG, and doesn't let him fill out his own paperwork, and talks over questions directed at him, that's fucked up and i'll say so.
how they took these comments directed at MOM and got all hot and bothered is beyond me.
And yes, when a mom comes in and shows her son how to clock in WRONG, and doesn't let him fill out his own paperwork, and talks over questions directed at him, that's fucked up and i'll say so.
December 8, 2025 at 8:51 PM
the context...
how they took these comments directed at MOM and got all hot and bothered is beyond me.
And yes, when a mom comes in and shows her son how to clock in WRONG, and doesn't let him fill out his own paperwork, and talks over questions directed at him, that's fucked up and i'll say so.
how they took these comments directed at MOM and got all hot and bothered is beyond me.
And yes, when a mom comes in and shows her son how to clock in WRONG, and doesn't let him fill out his own paperwork, and talks over questions directed at him, that's fucked up and i'll say so.
Yall
Yall
Yall
Omg.
Better than reeses
Yall
Yall
Omg.
Better than reeses
December 8, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Yall
Yall
Yall
Omg.
Better than reeses
Yall
Yall
Omg.
Better than reeses
Homemade peanutbutter balls with sea salt that are better than Reeses
I'm fucking dying.
My goal for 2025 was learn to cook and by fuck I did it!
I'm fucking dying.
My goal for 2025 was learn to cook and by fuck I did it!
December 8, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Homemade peanutbutter balls with sea salt that are better than Reeses
I'm fucking dying.
My goal for 2025 was learn to cook and by fuck I did it!
I'm fucking dying.
My goal for 2025 was learn to cook and by fuck I did it!
I think I've finally gotten the hang of fried chicken!
December 7, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I think I've finally gotten the hang of fried chicken!
I'm carrying on to book 2 which is almost unheard of for me. I read 99% book 1s and move on unless something grips me.
December 7, 2025 at 8:39 PM
I'm carrying on to book 2 which is almost unheard of for me. I read 99% book 1s and move on unless something grips me.
