Esme Weatherwax 📚🧶🦉🌳🔬📸 🌈 ally
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Spfbo 4-10 judge
Follower of the prophet pratchett
sentient potato
She/her/wyrd sister
20% cat pictures
20% rage
60% memes
occasional book reviews
Follower of the prophet pratchett
sentient potato
She/her/wyrd sister
20% cat pictures
20% rage
60% memes
occasional book reviews
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ALT: a man with a hat and glasses is sitting in front of a purple curtain and talking .
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Don't you come after my boy
Don't you come after my boy
Yallllll
Tomorrow my client starts her new job at a cat rescue and I get to be there and pet all the free roaming cats.
I'd want to put up a fundraiser for this shelter because they're amazing but I need to clear it with HR and the client for HIPAA reasons.
I WILL be posting cat pics though
Tomorrow my client starts her new job at a cat rescue and I get to be there and pet all the free roaming cats.
I'd want to put up a fundraiser for this shelter because they're amazing but I need to clear it with HR and the client for HIPAA reasons.
I WILL be posting cat pics though
December 9, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Yallllll
Tomorrow my client starts her new job at a cat rescue and I get to be there and pet all the free roaming cats.
I'd want to put up a fundraiser for this shelter because they're amazing but I need to clear it with HR and the client for HIPAA reasons.
I WILL be posting cat pics though
Tomorrow my client starts her new job at a cat rescue and I get to be there and pet all the free roaming cats.
I'd want to put up a fundraiser for this shelter because they're amazing but I need to clear it with HR and the client for HIPAA reasons.
I WILL be posting cat pics though
This except I bet myself and im not sure who is going to win.
However, today was day 9 of doing a 5k every day
I've added yoga
However, today was day 9 of doing a 5k every day
I've added yoga
December 9, 2025 at 12:45 AM
This except I bet myself and im not sure who is going to win.
However, today was day 9 of doing a 5k every day
I've added yoga
However, today was day 9 of doing a 5k every day
I've added yoga
Lolol heating pads are on for the outdoor cat hotel.(We have a ton of ferals) i peeked in tonight and the hotel has already filled up with 5 kitties out there.
I need to set up a kitty cam to track how many there are.
I also need to set up more insulated beds. It's going down to 15F -9.4C tonight
I need to set up a kitty cam to track how many there are.
I also need to set up more insulated beds. It's going down to 15F -9.4C tonight
December 8, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Lolol heating pads are on for the outdoor cat hotel.(We have a ton of ferals) i peeked in tonight and the hotel has already filled up with 5 kitties out there.
I need to set up a kitty cam to track how many there are.
I also need to set up more insulated beds. It's going down to 15F -9.4C tonight
I need to set up a kitty cam to track how many there are.
I also need to set up more insulated beds. It's going down to 15F -9.4C tonight
No,bud.
Mom was teaching him how to clock in wrong out of the gate.
Ahe was speaking over questions directed at him.
I am advocating for his independence and shit talking his MOM for holding him back from what he's capable of.
Mom was teaching him how to clock in wrong out of the gate.
Ahe was speaking over questions directed at him.
I am advocating for his independence and shit talking his MOM for holding him back from what he's capable of.
I'm reading ur comments & all ur doing is shit talking ur own clients. That u knew were Autistic before taking them on. This is on u. u did this 2 urself.
u should maybe find another line of work. 1 that doesn't make u angry enough 2 publicly call out & humiliate ur own DISABLED clients.
Gross.
u should maybe find another line of work. 1 that doesn't make u angry enough 2 publicly call out & humiliate ur own DISABLED clients.
Gross.
December 8, 2025 at 8:41 PM
No,bud.
Mom was teaching him how to clock in wrong out of the gate.
Ahe was speaking over questions directed at him.
I am advocating for his independence and shit talking his MOM for holding him back from what he's capable of.
Mom was teaching him how to clock in wrong out of the gate.
Ahe was speaking over questions directed at him.
I am advocating for his independence and shit talking his MOM for holding him back from what he's capable of.
I had a client's mom come into orientation with us on his first day of work....
(I help autistic folks find and maintain jobs)
Do not EVER go into your adult child's job on their first day and override the professional that's there to teach them how to be independent.
That's not mommy's job.
(I help autistic folks find and maintain jobs)
Do not EVER go into your adult child's job on their first day and override the professional that's there to teach them how to be independent.
That's not mommy's job.
December 8, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I had a client's mom come into orientation with us on his first day of work....
(I help autistic folks find and maintain jobs)
Do not EVER go into your adult child's job on their first day and override the professional that's there to teach them how to be independent.
That's not mommy's job.
(I help autistic folks find and maintain jobs)
Do not EVER go into your adult child's job on their first day and override the professional that's there to teach them how to be independent.
That's not mommy's job.
FUCKITSMONDAY
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IWISHITWERESUNDAY
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BECAUSETHATSMYFUNDAYBUTITSJUSTANOTHERMANICMONDAY
....I'm being dragged into my manic era....I feel sorry for folks who have to interact with me today.
O00o0o0ooooo
IWISHITWERESUNDAY
oooo000000oo-ooo-oooo-oooo
BECAUSETHATSMYFUNDAYBUTITSJUSTANOTHERMANICMONDAY
....I'm being dragged into my manic era....I feel sorry for folks who have to interact with me today.
December 8, 2025 at 1:02 PM
FUCKITSMONDAY
O00o0o0ooooo
IWISHITWERESUNDAY
oooo000000oo-ooo-oooo-oooo
BECAUSETHATSMYFUNDAYBUTITSJUSTANOTHERMANICMONDAY
....I'm being dragged into my manic era....I feel sorry for folks who have to interact with me today.
O00o0o0ooooo
IWISHITWERESUNDAY
oooo000000oo-ooo-oooo-oooo
BECAUSETHATSMYFUNDAYBUTITSJUSTANOTHERMANICMONDAY
....I'm being dragged into my manic era....I feel sorry for folks who have to interact with me today.
Homemade peanutbutter balls with sea salt that are better than Reeses
I'm fucking dying.
My goal for 2025 was learn to cook and by fuck I did it!
I'm fucking dying.
My goal for 2025 was learn to cook and by fuck I did it!
December 8, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Homemade peanutbutter balls with sea salt that are better than Reeses
I'm fucking dying.
My goal for 2025 was learn to cook and by fuck I did it!
I'm fucking dying.
My goal for 2025 was learn to cook and by fuck I did it!
I'm gonna make homemade peanutbutter balls
With my homemade peanutbutter.
I'm learning how to make all this shit at home as a protest against corporate chain bullshit.
I'm shocked at how well its going. That chicken earlier was better than kfc.
With my homemade peanutbutter.
I'm learning how to make all this shit at home as a protest against corporate chain bullshit.
I'm shocked at how well its going. That chicken earlier was better than kfc.
December 8, 2025 at 12:13 AM
I'm gonna make homemade peanutbutter balls
With my homemade peanutbutter.
I'm learning how to make all this shit at home as a protest against corporate chain bullshit.
I'm shocked at how well its going. That chicken earlier was better than kfc.
With my homemade peanutbutter.
I'm learning how to make all this shit at home as a protest against corporate chain bullshit.
I'm shocked at how well its going. That chicken earlier was better than kfc.
I think I've finally gotten the hang of fried chicken!
December 7, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I think I've finally gotten the hang of fried chicken!
I'm carrying on to book 2 which is almost unheard of for me. I read 99% book 1s and move on unless something grips me.
December 7, 2025 at 8:39 PM
I'm carrying on to book 2 which is almost unheard of for me. I read 99% book 1s and move on unless something grips me.
This book is ridiculously good.
For real.
I'm devouring this reread
For real.
I'm devouring this reread
Rereading it. I hadn't planned to since it's the finalist from this year but it's been long enough I feel like I could benefit from a reread
December 7, 2025 at 7:48 PM
This book is ridiculously good.
For real.
I'm devouring this reread
For real.
I'm devouring this reread
I ate a salad today.
I actually do enjoy salad.
I don't know why I have to psyche myself up to eat one rather than going for a sandwich.
My brain just sees green and assumes it tastes like ass.
Why is being healthy so much fucking effort
Raging my way to health.
I actually do enjoy salad.
I don't know why I have to psyche myself up to eat one rather than going for a sandwich.
My brain just sees green and assumes it tastes like ass.
Why is being healthy so much fucking effort
Raging my way to health.
December 7, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I ate a salad today.
I actually do enjoy salad.
I don't know why I have to psyche myself up to eat one rather than going for a sandwich.
My brain just sees green and assumes it tastes like ass.
Why is being healthy so much fucking effort
Raging my way to health.
I actually do enjoy salad.
I don't know why I have to psyche myself up to eat one rather than going for a sandwich.
My brain just sees green and assumes it tastes like ass.
Why is being healthy so much fucking effort
Raging my way to health.
Rereading it. I hadn't planned to since it's the finalist from this year but it's been long enough I feel like I could benefit from a reread
December 6, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Rereading it. I hadn't planned to since it's the finalist from this year but it's been long enough I feel like I could benefit from a reread
On the 7th day of 5ks my body gave to me, a 5k in under fiftttyyyy (minutes)
December 6, 2025 at 4:36 PM
On the 7th day of 5ks my body gave to me, a 5k in under fiftttyyyy (minutes)
Ice Dragon-scale scarf in progress. A long way to go but the ombre is starting to show!
December 6, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Ice Dragon-scale scarf in progress. A long way to go but the ombre is starting to show!
Progress!
They're two separate pieces I just like how they look next to each other. A bunched up shawl to show the ombre and a scarf on the bottom.
They're two separate pieces I just like how they look next to each other. A bunched up shawl to show the ombre and a scarf on the bottom.
December 5, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Progress!
They're two separate pieces I just like how they look next to each other. A bunched up shawl to show the ombre and a scarf on the bottom.
They're two separate pieces I just like how they look next to each other. A bunched up shawl to show the ombre and a scarf on the bottom.
good for us, we're dumb enough as is. No need to fuel the fire.
December 5, 2025 at 1:03 PM
good for us, we're dumb enough as is. No need to fuel the fire.
I can sing every lyric lol. oh, 12 year old me....
December 4, 2025 at 10:24 PM
I can sing every lyric lol. oh, 12 year old me....
Now that I think to myself "is that AI?" about 100 times or more a day I am beginning to identify with wooden bender
December 4, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Now that I think to myself "is that AI?" about 100 times or more a day I am beginning to identify with wooden bender
the bushes, but same vibes
December 4, 2025 at 7:13 PM
the bushes, but same vibes