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Butcher offered me some cured meats. I said I didn’t even know they were sick
January 16, 2026 at 2:25 AM
Butcher offered me some cured meats. I said I didn’t even know they were sick
Important reminder to make sure you are not contributing to Labour Link if you're a Unison member. It's a pain to stop contributing if you are (sending forms to your branch etc) but it's worth it.
UNISON has chosen to back Bridget Phillipson to become deputy leader of the Labour Party
September 25, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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Imagine it's 1850 and you've just been flattened by an elite cavalry officer who just yells "SOWWY" as he thunders away.
![Screenshot of a tweet:
British cavalry in the 1850s consisted entirely of twinks who used UwU-speak...
[Photo of a book page] "The dash of British cavalry officers was never greater than at the opening of the Crimean campaign in the spring of 1854. These aristocratic horsemen were, in the idiom of the day, "plungers," "tremendous swells." They affected elegant boredom, yawned a great deal, spoke a jargon of their own, pronouncing "r" as "w," saying "vewwy," "howwid," and "sowwy," and interlarded sentences with loud and meaningless exclamations of "Haw, haw." Their sweeping whiskers, languid voices, tiny waists, laced in by corsets, and their large cigars were irresistible, frantically admired, and as frantically envied. Magnificently mounted, horses were their passion; they rode like the devil himself, and their confidence in their ability to defeat any enemy single-handed was com-plete. Cavalry officers were saying in London drawing-rooms that to take infantry on the campaign was superfluous; the infantry would merely be a drag on them, and had better be left at
home."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:uqonrv6u7reqli3kksljamwr/bafkreifqd3kvkwqy6k2vuajha3vrughks5bfvl72vglbaywl7nnzyxwqp4@jpeg)
August 15, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Imagine it's 1850 and you've just been flattened by an elite cavalry officer who just yells "SOWWY" as he thunders away.
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Another Pride and Prejudice remake on the way and still no Muppets version. When will the world get the Miss Piggy as Mrs. Bennet we deserve
July 29, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Another Pride and Prejudice remake on the way and still no Muppets version. When will the world get the Miss Piggy as Mrs. Bennet we deserve
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"We need to be in the room"
November 21, 2024 at 11:01 AM
"We need to be in the room"
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fucked up on benzos wandering around my house examining things like a survival horror protagonist
[This is a kitchen...they must cook here.]
[Feel like I have seen this book before...]
[I shouldn't touch this. Looks fragile.]
[This is a kitchen...they must cook here.]
[Feel like I have seen this book before...]
[I shouldn't touch this. Looks fragile.]
May 9, 2025 at 1:59 PM
fucked up on benzos wandering around my house examining things like a survival horror protagonist
[This is a kitchen...they must cook here.]
[Feel like I have seen this book before...]
[I shouldn't touch this. Looks fragile.]
[This is a kitchen...they must cook here.]
[Feel like I have seen this book before...]
[I shouldn't touch this. Looks fragile.]
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water left in a glass overnight tastes bad because it gets haunted
July 16, 2025 at 4:25 AM
water left in a glass overnight tastes bad because it gets haunted