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Eris Montez
@erismontez.bsky.social
They/Them 🇵🇭🇺🇸 Friendly neighborhood arachnochist. Discordihuh. Relative to Aneris and high fiving. Pecan pie w/o the pecans. Bartender because everything else sucks. insta/twitch: ErisMontez

Wont follow but I'll list. I'm trying to keep that 69. Nice
Pinned
*screms in typos*
a cup of coffee with a smiley face on the top of it
ALT: a cup of coffee with a smiley face on the top of it
media.tenor.com
The video is… uh. To my artist friends, just be warned you’re gonna probably get mad. Or if you wanna get mad and just groan and shake your fist at a screen, then… I guess this is a gift?
November 9, 2025 at 8:18 PM
At the final second I decided to take the Neti pot route and I’d like to say, damn. That’s some good shit. I may not be into the squeeze bottle version, but the more gentle ceramic pot pour really did the job.
November 9, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Why the hell would someone add the Bluesky darling to the mix of this list? Be careful on who you decide to trust to control your blocklists and remember that it’s run by a human who may or may not have your interests in mind. When a tool goes awry….
just got added to this blocklist by some guy having a crash out over the cola vid lol
bunch of other artists on there too, so good reminder for y’all to be careful what lists you sub to. personally I unsubbed from most of them except ai mod bc people can’t be trusted/there’s too many troll ones
November 9, 2025 at 8:00 PM
I like blowing my nose so I can get rid of all the gooey things in my system. I do not like it when I do so, that sometimes all my passages get super clogged and congested that I no longer let can.. well fuck.

I’m just gummed up. Someone please take a plunger to my fucking face.
November 9, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Is it this generation’s version of the Devils Advocate folks that ran around freely?
I think the most hilarious reply is when someone who doesn't realise it was done by AI says that AI could do it all better.
November 9, 2025 at 10:16 AM
This is probably the most sober Saturday I’ve ever had in a while.
November 9, 2025 at 7:17 AM
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November 7, 2025 at 7:58 AM
I would like to state: Boom boom sticks do work. Holy shit.
November 8, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Uh. Hello? I want this in my mouth.
November 8, 2025 at 1:55 AM
I have a lot to say about this but I don’t think I could capture it all on here. So I’ll just go with three letters that could sum it up in a more concise manner. WTF. www.politico.com/news/2025/11...
Supreme Court OKs Trump’s passport policy limiting options for transgender people
The justices ruled, 6-3, that the State Department can require that U.S. passports reflect the sex noted on the holder’s birth certificate.
www.politico.com
November 7, 2025 at 11:17 PM
TIL: ‘Me and my Gun’ and Tori Amos co-founded RAINN. My respect for her has more than doubled.
November 7, 2025 at 10:15 PM
These are absolutely gorgeous and though I don’t really have space nor a more permanent residence, holy hell would I kill for one.
A bouquet that never fades.... oh how I love these delicate porcelain blossoms from Anna Volkova that are nestled perfectly with work of Robert D. Aronson | Aronson Antiquairs. Together they created such a beautiful story.

Video made by a.video.artist

#beautifulbizarre #sculpture #art
November 7, 2025 at 5:00 PM
And… the song is now stuck in my head. Goddamnit.
succubus - female demon that seduces men

incubus - male demon that seduces women

vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party
November 7, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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Senior illustrator, with 20 years of experience and a specialty in game art.

I haven't been able to find a paying project for months. Can you help? Every share is appreciated.
November 6, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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"World's first potential trillionaire has killed 600,000 people, including 400,000 children" is the only headline that anyone should ever read about Elon Musk
November 7, 2025 at 1:33 AM
I’ve been tempted to pop into nebula for other creators, but now that I see it’s a free trial ANNND Philosophy turn is there…. 👁️👄👁️
New Philosophy Tube drops on YouTube tomorrow

Or, you can see it on Nebula now FOR FREE using my link because Nebula are doing free trials! Check it out!

go.nebula.tv/philosophytube
November 7, 2025 at 5:01 AM
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I'm here outside Speaker Johnson’s office because he is starving families and gutting health care to cover up the Epstein Files.

Change my mind.
November 6, 2025 at 6:08 PM
It’s really hard to tell if the lack of instagram has made any positive changes for me as I got sick immediately afterwards, but.. I haven’t touched it since last posting about it.
November 6, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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We could give you a nuanced take on the false and misleading claims and fear mongering design of this crunchy MAHA anti-vax graphic. But instead we’ll just add:

“Rotate baby for maximum stabbage”

😈
November 6, 2025 at 3:40 PM
I’m not a sweaty person in general, but holy shit did that fever make even my butt sweat. I’m always amazed when my body does things that it usually doesn’t do, so that was definitely an experience.
November 6, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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oh my god they actually did it lmao
November 6, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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November 6, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Nothing like your body giving the big ol fuck you on a day filled with plans. No sir, I don’t like it. Guess it’s soup time alongside trying to feel better before the world day tomorrow.
November 5, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Not quite understanding the angle of the last ditch effort of an article. Ok. Guy has a fucking awesome wifey?
I mean, look at her back there, menacingly aloofing! No one can tell what she'll do next!
November 5, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Learning that Mizkif was Ice Poseidon’s cameraman kinda explains everything.
November 5, 2025 at 12:37 AM