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SIMPLY HAVING A WONDERFUL CHRISTMAS TIME
I forgot to turn the living room light on and now Snowy’s cozy sleeping next to me so im just hanging out in the dark
December 4, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
September 18, 2025 at 5:40 AM
COOPER PEED OUTSIDE
December 3, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Every time I leave a comment on ao3 I am forcibly reminded that my icon is a minion blowing raspberries
December 2, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Unfortunately entered my Kingdom Come Deliverance era where I want to see Czech war hero Jan Zizka railed by men half his age
December 2, 2025 at 4:36 PM
SIMPLY HAVING A WONDERFUL CHRISTMAS TIME
December 1, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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December 1, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Another Thanksgiving 2 incident: linn and I had to pull a grate out of an already warmed up oven to fit the turkey. I set it on the ground to cool off. Maybe 60 seconds later Fav comes from downstairs and grabs it with her hand. I did not expect this move and did not have time to yell “fav no”
December 1, 2025 at 2:07 AM
we’re cooking a turkey for Thanksgiving 2 and I didn’t anticipate it being so full of liquid and dumped a gallon of turkey juice all over our kitchen island and floor and our soda cans
November 30, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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We're having thanksgiving two: more turkey more problems. And lets just say fav is still in the kitchen cleaning fowl juice with a burnt hand
November 30, 2025 at 8:39 PM
turkey incident
November 30, 2025 at 8:22 PM
we have to move out of Luminose
November 30, 2025 at 8:19 AM
you took a chance and told an off-color joke and this is how she looks at you
November 29, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Oh what’s this? The husband returned to the hotel room to find his wife missing? Surely some dastardly knave is responsible! (The husband killed her and dumped her body before they even went on vacation)
the husband does it 100% of the time
November 29, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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Banana Fish doesn't deserve this.
The only thing less human than these AI dub performances is the decision to sign off on them

A company this big can pay human actors a decent wage, not produce slop that intentionally removes the human element.
November 28, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY

ROLL THE CLIP
August 1, 2025 at 2:30 PM
the traditional thanksgiving forensic files marathon
November 28, 2025 at 4:16 AM
If no one else got me I know Mr Wilson got me
November 28, 2025 at 12:00 AM
the LADIES (and merri)
November 27, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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Ourobobus
So this happened in Oslo yesterday. Four articulated buses got stuck in a roundabout.
November 26, 2025 at 3:47 PM
why does he look like that
November 26, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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IT'S GIVEAWAY TIME!

For Black Friday we're giving away 1 Medium Uthur and 1 Large Uthur's Tongue in lovely NearClear 31 with starry inclusions!

You'll need to repost and reply to THIS post, but be sure to read all the rules before entering!

Winners drawn noon CST on Friday 11/28!

Read on!
November 26, 2025 at 1:39 AM
the property manager is coming tomorrow do i leave my iron bull dakimakura in plain sight
November 25, 2025 at 4:36 AM
in my experience the kingdom come deliverance fandom is very pro-ass eating
November 25, 2025 at 2:16 AM
the funniest part of this is that the Costco cashier made fun of us for having 3 bread products but not for having a combined count of 100 cans of soda
Did the math and apparently we spent $80 on buying funny drinks this weekend
November 24, 2025 at 4:41 PM