EnvysPistol
@envyspistol.bsky.social
26, He/They, 🏳️🌈(Bi probably), fantasy addict, food whore, storyteller, enjoyer of art. I like reviewing stuff:
Now: Johnson City, TN.
Mid-2026: Probably WA.
Now: Johnson City, TN.
Mid-2026: Probably WA.
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If calling a state secret police agent a murderer for committing murder will lead to more murder by the state secret police, it sure seems like the problem is with the secret police
Homan: "We gotta stop the hateful rhetoric. Saying this officer is a murderer is dangerous. It's just ridiculous. It's gonna infuriate people more which means there's gonna be more incidents like this."
January 11, 2026 at 5:08 PM
If calling a state secret police agent a murderer for committing murder will lead to more murder by the state secret police, it sure seems like the problem is with the secret police
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A woman recording an ICE agent tells him "Shame on you."
The agent responds, "Have you all not learned from the past couple of days?"
"Learned what?" she asks
Then he knocks her phone out of her hand
The agent responds, "Have you all not learned from the past couple of days?"
"Learned what?" she asks
Then he knocks her phone out of her hand
January 10, 2026 at 2:52 PM
A woman recording an ICE agent tells him "Shame on you."
The agent responds, "Have you all not learned from the past couple of days?"
"Learned what?" she asks
Then he knocks her phone out of her hand
The agent responds, "Have you all not learned from the past couple of days?"
"Learned what?" she asks
Then he knocks her phone out of her hand
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This is America
January 9, 2026 at 4:00 AM
This is America
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If you didnt vote for Vice President Kamala Harris you gave ICE the power to kill that woman with 3 bullets to her head.
January 8, 2026 at 2:28 AM
If you didnt vote for Vice President Kamala Harris you gave ICE the power to kill that woman with 3 bullets to her head.
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Our first ad of 2026! Because politics stuck in 2006 won't meet the moment.
It's time to stand up to ICE, white supremacists, and the billionaire oligarchy.
It's time to stand up to ICE, white supremacists, and the billionaire oligarchy.
January 7, 2026 at 3:59 PM
Our first ad of 2026! Because politics stuck in 2006 won't meet the moment.
It's time to stand up to ICE, white supremacists, and the billionaire oligarchy.
It's time to stand up to ICE, white supremacists, and the billionaire oligarchy.
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“in america, you deserve to be murdered by the state if you have gender pronouns in bio”
January 7, 2026 at 11:56 PM
“in america, you deserve to be murdered by the state if you have gender pronouns in bio”
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Jacob Frey: "To ICE -- get the fuck out of Minneapolis"
January 7, 2026 at 6:40 PM
Jacob Frey: "To ICE -- get the fuck out of Minneapolis"
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AOC: This has now become what we feared most about ICE for a long time—that it would be used as an anti-civilian force with no accountability. At the end of the day, what we saw today was a murder, and murders in cold blood need to be prosecuted.
January 8, 2026 at 12:05 AM
AOC: This has now become what we feared most about ICE for a long time—that it would be used as an anti-civilian force with no accountability. At the end of the day, what we saw today was a murder, and murders in cold blood need to be prosecuted.
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If they could do this to Renee Nicole Good, they could do this to you. This is a lawless regime.
January 7, 2026 at 11:41 PM
If they could do this to Renee Nicole Good, they could do this to you. This is a lawless regime.
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You and your wife drop your 6-year-old off at school. You just moved here. You see ICE terrorizing your new neighbors. You film them, as is your legal right. Your wife complies with orders. She is then shot in the head. You still have to pick up your child later today.
This could be you.
This could be you.
January 8, 2026 at 12:15 AM
You and your wife drop your 6-year-old off at school. You just moved here. You see ICE terrorizing your new neighbors. You film them, as is your legal right. Your wife complies with orders. She is then shot in the head. You still have to pick up your child later today.
This could be you.
This could be you.
Not many know this, but four law enforcement officers who responded to January 6th died by suicide within half a year. Amidst the chaos, never forget that every headline that man has caused in the last decade has had profound and terrible effects long after we stopped hearing about it.
January 6, 2026 at 7:20 PM
Not many know this, but four law enforcement officers who responded to January 6th died by suicide within half a year. Amidst the chaos, never forget that every headline that man has caused in the last decade has had profound and terrible effects long after we stopped hearing about it.
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I really, really, really need to hear from the guys who wouldn't vote kamala because "she'll girlboss her way into another war"
January 3, 2026 at 7:10 AM
I really, really, really need to hear from the guys who wouldn't vote kamala because "she'll girlboss her way into another war"
Vince Zampella’s recent tragic death is prompting me to post this PSA: it’s the cars. On a daily basis, driving is the most dangerous thing human beings do—the risk is astronomical. You should drive slowly, as infrequently as possible, and not on highways if you can help it. A silent pandemic.
December 28, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Vince Zampella’s recent tragic death is prompting me to post this PSA: it’s the cars. On a daily basis, driving is the most dangerous thing human beings do—the risk is astronomical. You should drive slowly, as infrequently as possible, and not on highways if you can help it. A silent pandemic.
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Rumors abound that he’s being pressured to step down!
Rumors are weapons!
Use it.
Rumors are weapons!
Use it.
December 24, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Rumors abound that he’s being pressured to step down!
Rumors are weapons!
Use it.
Rumors are weapons!
Use it.
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I do not envy the next Democratic president. The task of bringing all these criminals to justice while trying to piece back together the very foundations of our government and institutions will be daunting.
December 20, 2025 at 2:09 PM
I do not envy the next Democratic president. The task of bringing all these criminals to justice while trying to piece back together the very foundations of our government and institutions will be daunting.
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He knows they have the votes to filibuster in the Senate.
Or they have successfully destroyed everything showing he knew all about what Epstein was doing.
Or they have successfully destroyed everything showing he knew all about what Epstein was doing.
November 17, 2025 at 3:45 AM
He knows they have the votes to filibuster in the Senate.
Or they have successfully destroyed everything showing he knew all about what Epstein was doing.
Or they have successfully destroyed everything showing he knew all about what Epstein was doing.
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desperately trying to stop the release of evidence that will fully exonerate me from crimes i did not commit
November 15, 2025 at 6:02 PM
desperately trying to stop the release of evidence that will fully exonerate me from crimes i did not commit
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Epstein was a monster, but monsters like him don’t operate alone.
They thrive inside networks built and protected by other powerful people.
And his death? There are gaps: missing footage, sleeping guards, broken cameras, zero transparency.
Something happened in that cell - probably not a suicide.
They thrive inside networks built and protected by other powerful people.
And his death? There are gaps: missing footage, sleeping guards, broken cameras, zero transparency.
Something happened in that cell - probably not a suicide.
November 15, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Epstein was a monster, but monsters like him don’t operate alone.
They thrive inside networks built and protected by other powerful people.
And his death? There are gaps: missing footage, sleeping guards, broken cameras, zero transparency.
Something happened in that cell - probably not a suicide.
They thrive inside networks built and protected by other powerful people.
And his death? There are gaps: missing footage, sleeping guards, broken cameras, zero transparency.
Something happened in that cell - probably not a suicide.
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It’s been a year to the day we bought (and then didn’t, for reasons we still don’t fully know) InfoWars. We’re still trying. In the year since, we built The Onion into one of the biggest newspapers in the United States. I’m so proud of this place. I’m proud we do hard stuff. Thank you for caring.
November 15, 2025 at 12:12 AM
It’s been a year to the day we bought (and then didn’t, for reasons we still don’t fully know) InfoWars. We’re still trying. In the year since, we built The Onion into one of the biggest newspapers in the United States. I’m so proud of this place. I’m proud we do hard stuff. Thank you for caring.
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Best case: The President of the United States knew about a pedophilia ring and did nothing to stop it.
Medium case: He also used his office to protect the perpetrators.
Worst case: Because he was one of the perpetrators.
Medium case: He also used his office to protect the perpetrators.
Worst case: Because he was one of the perpetrators.
November 13, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Best case: The President of the United States knew about a pedophilia ring and did nothing to stop it.
Medium case: He also used his office to protect the perpetrators.
Worst case: Because he was one of the perpetrators.
Medium case: He also used his office to protect the perpetrators.
Worst case: Because he was one of the perpetrators.
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Just a reminder, the coward who refused to accept an election loss in 2020 and then committed crimes trying to overthrow that election will certainly cheat, abuse his powers, and break the law to try to win the 2026 & 2028 elections.
He’s a real threat to democracy. Believe it.
He’s a real threat to democracy. Believe it.
November 13, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Just a reminder, the coward who refused to accept an election loss in 2020 and then committed crimes trying to overthrow that election will certainly cheat, abuse his powers, and break the law to try to win the 2026 & 2028 elections.
He’s a real threat to democracy. Believe it.
He’s a real threat to democracy. Believe it.
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Karoline Leavitt standing in front of her sole job description
November 13, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Karoline Leavitt standing in front of her sole job description