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#SaveSpeech

starting Nov 1st we're entering the holiday season, which is a big stress point for big businesses like Mastercard and Visa. These Paypros havent stopped cracking down on Adult Content, so we need to jump back into calling them in full force again!

stop-paypros.neocities.org
October 31, 2025 at 5:00 PM
i hate a toilet clog because i can fix it in 5 seconds but the smell won't go away for hours
November 17, 2025 at 12:17 AM
i got all the flabébé colors in plza!! this game is so fun i love catching pokémon!!
November 15, 2025 at 7:39 PM
loveee ✨
November 15, 2025 at 6:27 PM
the plza plus moves icon is annoying because it's so bulky and it looks like when you're using the free version and a feature is locked behind a paywall
November 15, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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i really feel like the most powerful thing that you can do while depressed is to keep working, but have fun while doing it.
November 14, 2025 at 4:38 PM
tangrowth is so cuteeeee
November 13, 2025 at 6:36 PM
when i crack an egg with one hand and no eggshell gets in the thing YALL DONT UNDERSTAND when i crack an egg🥚 with 11️⃣ hand and no 🚫 eggshell gets in the thing🥞
November 13, 2025 at 3:01 AM
most people have the same 24 hours as beyoncé but she has a secret 25th hour that she shares only with me
November 13, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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eevee abandoned the eeveelutions a long time ago and its sad she doesnt even claim her old girl group anymore. most of their debut performances are lost media and she desperately wants to be pikachu. it's just turned her into a shadow instead of a star...
November 12, 2025 at 3:17 PM
this is my gender btw
November 11, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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If you wanna take a ride with a bad bitch
Hop inside, you can see why they mad, bitch
a little girl is laying on her back in a pink toy car .
ALT: a little girl is laying on her back in a pink toy car .
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November 10, 2025 at 8:16 PM
you gotta put vanilla cake frosting in your drinks, thats what gives that milkshake flavor
November 10, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 12:29 AM
why is the reindeer flying when it's only autumn...
November 9, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I Listened To All of Stage Girl by Eli so You Absolutely Have To As Well
November 9, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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If you’re wondering what a “least weasel” is, they absolutely live up to the name. This is the least amount of animal you can have that can still meet the bar for “is weasel”
June 2, 2025 at 6:30 AM
from the side
November 8, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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i've never been very ambitious with my art, which is why it's fun to just abandon inhibition & do funny perspectives in pixel sketches because there's no real stakes if i make a blunder. acknowledging that i'm not great at art made me more excited to draw things ambitiously (??)

mind puzzles...
November 7, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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kehlani is singlehandedly reviving R&B with this new single, oh my lord
November 7, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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me w/ all the pride mega stones ready to take the gays into battle
November 7, 2025 at 7:28 PM
every new pokemon game's trying to be pokemon rumble but where's the switch/2 rumble release? i need new toy models deeples
November 6, 2025 at 3:28 AM
i want to lay in bed and watch my guilty pleasure show but i don't have one right now...
November 6, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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Come wish me a happy birthday and dance!

DJ SET STARTING SOON

5:00 PM PST

www.twitch.tv/paro_dice
November 4, 2025 at 12:48 AM
listening to lemonade for the first time all the way through...
November 3, 2025 at 2:27 AM