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phaun @phaun.bsky.social · 6h

i just received an extremely concerning email about pikachu's plans for the next generation...

phaun @phaun.bsky.social · 6h

episode 7 im in the top 7!
episode 8, honey i ate.
episode 9, did I go home? nein!
episode 10, give me my tens!
episode 11, michelle hated that
episode 12, im a small town winner!

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phaun @phaun.bsky.social · 13h

I often get the comment "i have no one to send this to," and I want to tell them to take that energy to twitch.tv/phaun, but alas, you can bring a horse to water but you can't make them drink

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phaun @phaun.bsky.social · 14h

episode 1 i want to snatch the crown
episode 2 i love u ru!
episode 3 the queen is me!
episode 4 im living my truth!
episode 5 im gonna dance
episode 6 i gagged them huh?!

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phaun @phaun.bsky.social · 15h

Whenever tiktok sends me money on the off chance they feel like monetizing me even tho they think im a dirty queer person, I always use that money to buy more gay things and flood the fyp with gay gay gay gay

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phaun @phaun.bsky.social · 18h

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phaun @phaun.bsky.social · 1d

new ffxiv fit

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ry ☾ ₊ ⊹ @violetvampyr.bsky.social · 1d

me trying to impress plants vs zombies peashooter trade

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phaun @phaun.bsky.social · 1d

Congratulations to the winner of horrorpoplocke season 1! No spoilers! The vod is being uploaded now!

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phaun @phaun.bsky.social · 2d

Lashley lowkey is the payola queen of the horrorpoplocke

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phaun @phaun.bsky.social · 2d

MISTER WONKA!

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phaun @phaun.bsky.social · 2d

the canon experience of doing a social media cleanse against your will because its release week of pokemon.

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🐬PARO DICE🍌 @parodice.bsky.social · 3d

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phaun @phaun.bsky.social · 3d

i want every person who is shocked that the stock market is being manipulated in front of our eyes to post a face picture.

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phaun @phaun.bsky.social · 3d

me either, but im not promising cancer cures

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phaun @phaun.bsky.social · 3d

i was literally up all night playing with the feature. i had to stop myself

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phaun @phaun.bsky.social · 3d

i rlly need to get into djing because these mixes im making on spotify are really a moment!!!!!!

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phaun @phaun.bsky.social · 3d

there are so many layers as to why this animation infuriates me

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phaun @phaun.bsky.social · 3d

in all honesty if that was a satirical bara anime, it would do numbers

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phaun @phaun.bsky.social · 3d

everything i know about him is against my will. he essentially is manosphere cocomelon

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phaun @phaun.bsky.social · 3d

I know ppl are ragging on popmart for the labubu trend going down, but they are the only toy company I can think of that is embracing modern art and trying to recruit talent and create new IPs instead of just constantly remaking 30 year old ideas.

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phaun @phaun.bsky.social · 3d

remember when they said ai would cure cancer

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phaun @phaun.bsky.social · 3d

"yesterday i woke up in weho and im made of slime!!!"

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phaun @phaun.bsky.social · 3d

i think they are soon to be or have already took a picture of it, but its predicted to not even be near us for a long time. like a LONG time, but you know how scientists are...using data to scare us

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phaun @phaun.bsky.social · 3d

a tierlist ranking the manlets who orbit mr beast in those videos.

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