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@pickledbabybeets.bsky.social
You don’t have to like me, but I appreciate it if you do
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Who me? Oh, I’m nobody important. Just the fattest, nastiest bitch you’ve ever seen!!!!
December 8, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Who me? Oh, I’m nobody important. Just the fattest, nastiest bitch you’ve ever seen!!!!
I dont know much about astrology but i do know that i need a man who is a taurus, has a huge wiener, and loves me down
December 8, 2025 at 2:11 AM
I dont know much about astrology but i do know that i need a man who is a taurus, has a huge wiener, and loves me down
Is anyone willing to detail the inside of my car
December 8, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Is anyone willing to detail the inside of my car
The difference between me and y’all is that I called out my high school home economics teacher for wearing a cheap ass wig and y’all wouldn’t have said nothing
December 7, 2025 at 1:36 AM
The difference between me and y’all is that I called out my high school home economics teacher for wearing a cheap ass wig and y’all wouldn’t have said nothing
Do yall remember when nintendo was selling cardboard
December 7, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Do yall remember when nintendo was selling cardboard
don’t you worry, I see and feel the nastiness and I choose to not care because why should I? I had a large diet coke today instead.
December 6, 2025 at 11:03 PM
don’t you worry, I see and feel the nastiness and I choose to not care because why should I? I had a large diet coke today instead.
I may have burnt the roof of my mouth but otherwise I made this meal without incident
December 6, 2025 at 10:58 PM
I may have burnt the roof of my mouth but otherwise I made this meal without incident
Paro and I are excited to welcome a beautiful baby girl, Spruce Willow Dice to this world in May. We will not be hosting a baby shower because I have everything we need from my previous children, but please consider making a donation on our behalf to the National Opossum Society. www.opossum.org
National Opossum Society
The National Opossum Society is a not-for-profit charity,
dedicated to educating ourselves and sharing knowledge with others on all aspects of the proper care of opossums.
www.opossum.org
December 6, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Paro and I are excited to welcome a beautiful baby girl, Spruce Willow Dice to this world in May. We will not be hosting a baby shower because I have everything we need from my previous children, but please consider making a donation on our behalf to the National Opossum Society. www.opossum.org
I’M NOT INTERESTED IN A PIECE OF BREAD UNLESS IT’S THICK!!!
December 6, 2025 at 3:30 PM
I’M NOT INTERESTED IN A PIECE OF BREAD UNLESS IT’S THICK!!!
Apparently, Sprite‘s new tagline is “obey your thirst” which now I’m like OK if I ever did want to drink Sprite, I’m not going to now because who the fuck are you?
December 6, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Apparently, Sprite‘s new tagline is “obey your thirst” which now I’m like OK if I ever did want to drink Sprite, I’m not going to now because who the fuck are you?
The number of companies and institutions that are misreading this moment and joining the minority instigated wave of conservatism is honestly shocking. If and when we overcome this moment we need to make damn sure that every fucking one of them is pounded into dust.
December 5, 2025 at 11:00 PM
The number of companies and institutions that are misreading this moment and joining the minority instigated wave of conservatism is honestly shocking. If and when we overcome this moment we need to make damn sure that every fucking one of them is pounded into dust.
Can i borrow a cup of sugar, cunt?
December 5, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Can i borrow a cup of sugar, cunt?
I want to play gin rummy with gay people :(
December 5, 2025 at 12:55 AM
I want to play gin rummy with gay people :(
You are to western union $3,000(USD) to the United Bank in San Juan, Puerto Rico by 3:00am EST tomorrow if you ever wish to see pickledbabybeets again.
December 5, 2025 at 12:50 AM
You are to western union $3,000(USD) to the United Bank in San Juan, Puerto Rico by 3:00am EST tomorrow if you ever wish to see pickledbabybeets again.
Did yall see the video of the twunk who put himself in a witch hat and full body (and I mean full body) green, put his legs behind his neck, hole out, singing the entire chorus of defying gravity. And i wont lie, he did carry the tune.
December 5, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Did yall see the video of the twunk who put himself in a witch hat and full body (and I mean full body) green, put his legs behind his neck, hole out, singing the entire chorus of defying gravity. And i wont lie, he did carry the tune.
Have you ever been called a fop?
December 4, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Have you ever been called a fop?
My nails are a FUCKIN MESS
December 4, 2025 at 1:57 PM
My nails are a FUCKIN MESS
Huge day for me and @damselflyy.bsky.social
December 4, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Huge day for me and @damselflyy.bsky.social
I’m about to start being as rude and self centered as old people. On my way out of this office, I’m going to find that haggardly bitch and steal her purse.
December 3, 2025 at 6:10 PM
I’m about to start being as rude and self centered as old people. On my way out of this office, I’m going to find that haggardly bitch and steal her purse.
Shoutout to this old ass woman with an insane haircut blasting her instagram reels and asking her AI assistant whether silver coins are a wise investment strategy in the doctors office lobby with no consideration for anyone else.
December 3, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Shoutout to this old ass woman with an insane haircut blasting her instagram reels and asking her AI assistant whether silver coins are a wise investment strategy in the doctors office lobby with no consideration for anyone else.
Surely I am the number one listener of Dreams by The Knocks & Dragonette in the world. That song… makes me feel like such a lipstick lesbian!!!!!!! 🐙💃
December 3, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Surely I am the number one listener of Dreams by The Knocks & Dragonette in the world. That song… makes me feel like such a lipstick lesbian!!!!!!! 🐙💃
I AM TIRED OF HEARING NEGATIVE OPINIONS THAT I DON’T AGREE WITH!!!!!
December 3, 2025 at 2:05 PM
I AM TIRED OF HEARING NEGATIVE OPINIONS THAT I DON’T AGREE WITH!!!!!