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Derrière @pickledbabybeets.bsky.social · 5h

What business does NASA have to be up and finding footage of hell?

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Derrière @pickledbabybeets.bsky.social · 10h

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Derrière @pickledbabybeets.bsky.social · 10h

If you reply to my post & you end up ratioing me by one like, but I’m the tiebreaking like just know that it doesn’t count & also even if that’s not the case it doesn’t count & the reason why this is important to me is because according to my therapist, I am very mentally ill as well as other things

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Derrière @pickledbabybeets.bsky.social · 10h

Do we as a people have enough decency to give Nelly Furtado the lifetime achievement award while she’s still with us? I doubt it. You people are all the same.

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Derrière @pickledbabybeets.bsky.social · 11h

She’s a completely different person from when I once knew her

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Derrière @pickledbabybeets.bsky.social · 11h

Me seeing all my European girlies come online to play ZA knowing my shit gonna be stuck in the mail until the weekend probably

a little boy in a plaid shirt is standing in front of a sign that says congrats

ALT: a little boy in a plaid shirt is standing in front of a sign that says congrats

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Derrière @pickledbabybeets.bsky.social · 12h

I am not afraid of wild pigs and I am not afraid of people who identify as pigs who also insert themselves into my mania such as @emotionsideb.bsky.social !!!!

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Derrière @pickledbabybeets.bsky.social · 13h

I AM NOT AFRAID OF WILD PIGS!!!!!!

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Derrière @pickledbabybeets.bsky.social · 16h

I am an expert in nothing and I have the credentials to back it up

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Derrière @pickledbabybeets.bsky.social · 17h

Do yall remember when they was talking about Diddy clapping Uncle Phil from the fresh prince of bel air’s cheeks

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Derrière @pickledbabybeets.bsky.social · 19h

Blisters all over the hands and face and eyelids of everyone who would oppose me. Blisters leaking pus and blood and swelling to the size of an apricot. Blisters exploding from the pressure build up and blister juice shooting across the room and killing the elderly from sheer velocity. BLISTERS!!!!

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Derrière @pickledbabybeets.bsky.social · 20h

I gotta have some sketti today or i’m gonna turn into a fuckin kaiju and destroy detroit

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Derrière @pickledbabybeets.bsky.social · 1d

Was Chompy the goat the first nepo baby?

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𝒮𝓊𝒷𝓁𝒾𝓃𝓀 @sublink-ink.bsky.social · 1d

I think they should kiss

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Derrière @pickledbabybeets.bsky.social · 1d

WOW! Trends really do come back around. Maybe if I start now I will be ahead of it’s renaissance

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Derrière @pickledbabybeets.bsky.social · 1d

Can we bring back saying I’m weak?

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Derrière @pickledbabybeets.bsky.social · 1d

Vice President Fly is slated to announce a new round of proposed tariff rollbacks this afternoon at 3pm EST. It is highly speculated that this will affect the honeysuckle index. We’ll be keeping you up to date here from the ground floor of the #PrettyPinkPOTUS campaign headquarters. Link in bio.

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Derrière @pickledbabybeets.bsky.social · 1d

Well there are more conveniences than just how it looks, I will say that

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Derrière @pickledbabybeets.bsky.social · 1d

a woman in a white shirt is behind bars in a jail cell .

ALT: a woman in a white shirt is behind bars in a jail cell .

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Derrière @pickledbabybeets.bsky.social · 1d

Trump doesn’t think he’s getting into heaven :(

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Derrière @pickledbabybeets.bsky.social · 1d

Important announcement from the future Madame President. #PrettyPinkPOTUS

PrettyPUNKPawmi 😈 VTuber @prettypinkpawmi.bsky.social · 2d

I don’t like washing my ass in the same area, or instance, for that matter, that I clean my mouth.

No judgement though I used to do it.

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Derrière @pickledbabybeets.bsky.social · 2d

This sincerely sounds like hell and I’m really glad to hear you made it out in once piece

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Derrière @pickledbabybeets.bsky.social · 2d

I always fucking hated that Just Give Me a Reason song by P!nk and that other bitch. Just yelling for nothing. Never play that song around me. And all dental offices across america need to god damn take note as well.

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Derrière @pickledbabybeets.bsky.social · 2d

I found a mexican food joint in town that will give you a very tasty and authentic burrito the size of rhode island for eleven dollars and twenty nine cents and it’s really given me another reason to keep going

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Derrière @pickledbabybeets.bsky.social · 2d

I’m gonna be honest I don’t know why you wouldn’t get a toothbrush with a bristle head cover and brush your teeth in the shower and keep the unsightly toothbrushes and toothpaste off the bathroom sink countertop. That’s my truth anyway.

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