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@emptyhell.online
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Broadcasting from Empty Hell
Run by Jo Szewczyk
#1 Bestseller "Surviving Gen X"
Host of Streamin' Demons & What's Kraken?
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Empty Hell @emptyhell.online · Jul 17
🔥 What’s Kraken Season 4 is rolling — JD Barker’s interview drops soon, and you do not want to miss it.

We’re opening the mic to new voices: artists (in all forms), politicians, changemakers — anyone with a story that matters.
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A one-sheet media kit for the podcast “What’s Kraken? with Jo Szewczyk.” The left panel features an intro to the show, explaining it’s a 20-minute entertainment interview podcast focused on authentic, conversational chats with creators. Sections outline the show format, what guests can expect, and contact details via QR code. The right panel highlights host Jo Szewczyk’s credentials, ideal guests, tech details, and a testimonial quote. At the top right, there’s a grayscale photo of Jo wearing headphones and red-tinted glasses with paint splatter effects and the “What’s Kraken?” logo.
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I thoroughly enjoyed this cautionary tale about the dangers of time shares. #MutantFam #TheLastDriveIn
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December 13, 2025 at 6:56 AM
emptyhell.online
Tnx 4 the hangs n love, #MutantFam. Another year dusted. I'll give away a fright rags t-shirt (this year's) and '4' books (last years auction) to whomever makes homer go something something.

Until next time...love on ya. #TheLastDriveIn @therealjoebob123.bsky.social @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social
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December 13, 2025 at 7:10 AM
emptyhell.online
Prettys sure that Slippers and Dildo joke was the original ending to Charlie Brown Christmas...

#TheLastDriveIn @therealjoebob123.bsky.social @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social #MutantFam
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December 13, 2025 at 7:06 AM
emptyhell.online
You know would be cool to win that Watch a Movie with JBB and Darcy ... and take them to SMODcastle cinemas

#TheLastDriveIn @therealjoebob123.bsky.social @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social #MutantFam
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December 13, 2025 at 7:03 AM
emptyhell.online
What would I do if I found dead bodies everywhere?

Easy! I would WWJD....the J being Juice aka OJ

#TheLastDriveIn @therealjoebob123.bsky.social @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social #MutantFam
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December 13, 2025 at 6:58 AM
emptyhell.online
Can one of the auction prizes next year be *NOT* watching this movie again? #TheLastDriveIn @therealjoebob123.bsky.social @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social #MutantFam
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December 13, 2025 at 6:55 AM
emptyhell.online
Did my gummy kick into overdrive or are they really ending this with a happy family montage? #TheLastDriveIn @therealjoebob123.bsky.social @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social #MutantFam
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December 13, 2025 at 6:53 AM
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She's got no pants on...the place is so cold a gdman icicle won't melt in someone's face ...and she replaces that with scissors she holds by the blade??

Is this a script or a madlib?

#TheLastDriveIn @therealjoebob123.bsky.social @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social #MutantFam
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December 13, 2025 at 6:50 AM
emptyhell.online
Oh shit...the keys....my pants....
Why does everyone in this movie act like snow isn't fucking cold?

#TheLastDriveIn @therealjoebob123.bsky.social @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social #MutantFam
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December 13, 2025 at 6:44 AM
emptyhell.online
Man...so if Jeff is here now....does that mean they have to redo the time share pitch? #TheLastDriveIn @therealjoebob123.bsky.social @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social #MutantFam
December 13, 2025 at 6:42 AM
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They're dead but at least they don't have to attend the timeshare presentation.

- Johnny

#MutantFam
#TheLastDriveIn
#Riffotronic
December 13, 2025 at 6:39 AM
emptyhell.online
Okay...I no longer know wtf I am even bidding on. At one point, I think my dyslexic ass kept outbidding myself because I read 'raise my max' as 'reclaim the max'. lol wooops #TheLastDriveIn @therealjoebob123.bsky.social @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social #MutantFam
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December 13, 2025 at 6:39 AM
emptyhell.online
damn kino! #TheLastDriveIn @therealjoebob123.bsky.social @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social #MutantFam
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December 13, 2025 at 6:35 AM
emptyhell.online
'Nobody says I think I'll be mean to babys with AIDs today' - JBB

'Hold my beer' -2026

#TheLastDriveIn @therealjoebob123.bsky.social @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social #MutantFam
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December 13, 2025 at 6:34 AM
emptyhell.online
You can get killed by falling ice (montreal is proof) but icicle as a knife? uhh....

btw...JFC the story about Lisa Loring is far more horrific than whatever we are watching now.

#TheLastDriveIn @therealjoebob123.bsky.social @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social #MutantFam
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December 13, 2025 at 6:33 AM
emptyhell.online
You might want to sleep with me tonight...just in case.
in case of what?
That somehow whiskey dick is the antidote to coke dick?

#TheLastDriveIn @therealjoebob123.bsky.social @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social #MutantFam
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December 13, 2025 at 6:27 AM
emptyhell.online
Wait...C-Section? Isn't this guy in peds?! What 4 year old got preggers?!

#TheLastDriveIn @therealjoebob123.bsky.social @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social #MutantFam
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December 13, 2025 at 6:24 AM
emptyhell.online
and I've got herp..
a gun?
Ermm...right! A gun!

#TheLastDriveIn @therealjoebob123.bsky.social @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social #MutantFam
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December 13, 2025 at 6:22 AM
emptyhell.online
Carrlll.....
#TheLastDriveIn @therealjoebob123.bsky.social @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social #MutantFam
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December 13, 2025 at 6:21 AM
emptyhell.online
Jesus!
No, Jeff.

#TheLastDriveIn @therealjoebob123.bsky.social @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social #MutantFam
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December 13, 2025 at 6:19 AM
emptyhell.online
I love to ski...I love my job....I ...

#TheLastDriveIn @therealjoebob123.bsky.social @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social #MutantFam
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December 13, 2025 at 6:17 AM
emptyhell.online
Dick Bass? I loved him in Burning Angel's remake of Spooge Bob Square ummm *censored*

#TheLastDriveIn @therealjoebob123.bsky.social @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social #MutantFam
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December 13, 2025 at 6:14 AM
emptyhell.online
Coke + Skiing Cabin + Gun?
Are we watching Iced or....Charlie Sheen's home video?

#TheLastDriveIn @therealjoebob123.bsky.social @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social #MutantFam
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December 13, 2025 at 6:00 AM
emptyhell.online
What are those?? Coke lines...for ants?!

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December 13, 2025 at 5:55 AM
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“Let’s get cracking’ on kindness.” Joe Bob has me tearing up with all these good sentiments. It’s been a rough year, y’all 😢❤️‍🩹 #TheLastDriveIn
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December 13, 2025 at 5:24 AM