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Everyone Is a Critic @everyoneisacritic.bsky.social · 18h

Well, I'm at the end. Such a fun film. I feel like everything should be more colorful now. Thanks to all who joined! #GangDoesGiallo

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Everyone Is a Critic @everyoneisacritic.bsky.social · 18h

This school goes by the Hermione school of thought about expulsion. #GangDoesGiallo

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Everyone Is a Critic @everyoneisacritic.bsky.social · 18h

Clearly just to give Sara a cruel death.

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Everyone Is a Critic @everyoneisacritic.bsky.social · 18h

Blue velvet curtain time (yes, the David Lynch references continue always) #GangDoesGiallo

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Everyone Is a Critic @everyoneisacritic.bsky.social · 18h

Even if it was, there's somehow a guy named Jackie Daytona out there living his best life. #GangDoesGiallo

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Everyone Is a Critic @everyoneisacritic.bsky.social · 19h

Aaaand now I need to rewatch Abigail.

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Everyone Is a Critic @everyoneisacritic.bsky.social · 19h

There's no way that stuff she's been drinking tasted at all like wine. #GangDoesGiallo

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Everyone Is a Critic @everyoneisacritic.bsky.social · 19h

Nope, it's a ballet movie, silly!
#GangDoesGiallo

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Everyone Is a Critic @everyoneisacritic.bsky.social · 19h

Pro tip, always check for razor wire before entering a new room. #GangDoesGiallo

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Everyone Is a Critic @everyoneisacritic.bsky.social · 19h

You'd think the blue room would be better and calmer than the green room or the red hallway but that doesn't appear to be the case. #GangDoesGiallo

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Everyone Is a Critic @everyoneisacritic.bsky.social · 19h

Agreed! I use it so often 😂

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Everyone Is a Critic @everyoneisacritic.bsky.social · 19h

"I'll let you read the notes that the dead girl wrote right before she died. I'm certain that's a great idea."
#GangDoesGiallo

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Everyone Is a Critic @everyoneisacritic.bsky.social · 19h

Hey guys, the Giallo police have some "definite clues" about a murder!
#GangDoesGiallo

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Everyone Is a Critic @everyoneisacritic.bsky.social · 19h

Gotta post this re: the dog's betrayal of his owner
#GangDoesGiallo

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Everyone Is a Critic @everyoneisacritic.bsky.social · 19h

Did you forget this film is set in Germany? Well, good news, here's a bunch of guys dancing in lederhosen to remind you! #GangDoesGiallo

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Everyone Is a Critic @everyoneisacritic.bsky.social · 19h

"How much longer do I have to eat like this?" *Chugs wine*
#GangDoesGiallo

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Everyone Is a Critic @everyoneisacritic.bsky.social · 19h

I feel like "Directress" is a really cool title that is not used enough.
#GangDoesGiallo

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Everyone Is a Critic @everyoneisacritic.bsky.social · 19h

Bug horror really bothers me when done correctly 😅

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Everyone Is a Critic @everyoneisacritic.bsky.social · 19h

Back at ya!

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Everyone Is a Critic @everyoneisacritic.bsky.social · 19h

Drink til you drop! 😆

Everyone Is a Critic @everyoneisacritic.bsky.social · 19h

Welcome to the dorms, they're full of maggots! #GangDoesGiallo

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Everyone Is a Critic @everyoneisacritic.bsky.social · 19h

Figured you'd like it.

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Everyone Is a Critic @everyoneisacritic.bsky.social · 19h

The Suspiria Diet: no fruit, bland food, and wine with each meal (I'd be good with the wine part)
#GangDoesGiallo

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Everyone Is a Critic @everyoneisacritic.bsky.social · 19h

"I don't think I like this ballet school, can I go to the one in Center Stage instead?"
#GangDoesGiallo

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Everyone Is a Critic @everyoneisacritic.bsky.social · 19h

Couldn't possibly if I wanted to. Just as Lynch intended. #GangDoesGiallo

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