@emmsbites.bsky.social
26 yo trans poly gremlin
Ik kom uit de Malediven maar ik woon nu in België.
Things might get nsfw from time to time
Rawr
Ik kom uit de Malediven maar ik woon nu in België.
Things might get nsfw from time to time
Rawr
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My wife's so old she just said I miss old virtus pro csgo team 😌😌😌
December 16, 2025 at 2:10 AM
My wife's so old she just said I miss old virtus pro csgo team 😌😌😌
I love my wife she made me tea when I was getting really sensory overloaded
December 15, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I love my wife she made me tea when I was getting really sensory overloaded
I just saw this article headline that was like "flight delayed after MASSIVE rat found on plane"
Which, I'll be real implies that there is an acceptable size of rat. Like if the rat was a small one they would've just flown normally.
Which, I'll be real implies that there is an acceptable size of rat. Like if the rat was a small one they would've just flown normally.
December 15, 2025 at 12:19 AM
I just saw this article headline that was like "flight delayed after MASSIVE rat found on plane"
Which, I'll be real implies that there is an acceptable size of rat. Like if the rat was a small one they would've just flown normally.
Which, I'll be real implies that there is an acceptable size of rat. Like if the rat was a small one they would've just flown normally.
Life update. I moaned when I peed today.
Also, I'm in a relationship w someone new I'm super happy about it ☺
Also, I'm in a relationship w someone new I'm super happy about it ☺
December 14, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Life update. I moaned when I peed today.
Also, I'm in a relationship w someone new I'm super happy about it ☺
Also, I'm in a relationship w someone new I'm super happy about it ☺
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I'm a lesbian so whatever makes my dick hard is a woman.
December 12, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I'm a lesbian so whatever makes my dick hard is a woman.
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For the love of God
DO NOT Give pets as Xmas gifts.
Too many of these “gifts” end up at the shelter .
A Dog/Cat is a gift we give ourselves and they come with many
sacrifices.
Time,money, and a certain amount of collateral damage in their puppyhood.
DO NOT Give pets as Xmas gifts.
Too many of these “gifts” end up at the shelter .
A Dog/Cat is a gift we give ourselves and they come with many
sacrifices.
Time,money, and a certain amount of collateral damage in their puppyhood.
December 11, 2025 at 1:03 PM
For the love of God
DO NOT Give pets as Xmas gifts.
Too many of these “gifts” end up at the shelter .
A Dog/Cat is a gift we give ourselves and they come with many
sacrifices.
Time,money, and a certain amount of collateral damage in their puppyhood.
DO NOT Give pets as Xmas gifts.
Too many of these “gifts” end up at the shelter .
A Dog/Cat is a gift we give ourselves and they come with many
sacrifices.
Time,money, and a certain amount of collateral damage in their puppyhood.
I've been such a good pupper today I'm so happy I could cry
December 10, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I've been such a good pupper today I'm so happy I could cry
I made beef pie
December 10, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I made beef pie
Lots of celebrities mad at 50 for compiling everything Diddy has done.. Like, why? Why you mad at the wrong thing if Diddy didn't do shit there wouldn't be anything to compile.
December 10, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Lots of celebrities mad at 50 for compiling everything Diddy has done.. Like, why? Why you mad at the wrong thing if Diddy didn't do shit there wouldn't be anything to compile.
All a girl wants is a stack of iron drakes.
December 10, 2025 at 11:24 AM
All a girl wants is a stack of iron drakes.
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The older I get I just feel like betting should be illegal. I love sports so much but betting sucks dick. Fuck gambling from now until forever
December 9, 2025 at 2:46 AM
The older I get I just feel like betting should be illegal. I love sports so much but betting sucks dick. Fuck gambling from now until forever
Lord forgive me for I am whoring again,😭
December 8, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Lord forgive me for I am whoring again,😭
Hating Gumayusi for joining HLE is silly as f from T1 fans. T1 didn't care about their stars and you can easily tell that with how they handled Zeus's contract and everything after, and with smash and guma as well. Everything was messy and they didn't protect guma at all.
So eat a dick T1 fans!
So eat a dick T1 fans!
December 8, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Hating Gumayusi for joining HLE is silly as f from T1 fans. T1 didn't care about their stars and you can easily tell that with how they handled Zeus's contract and everything after, and with smash and guma as well. Everything was messy and they didn't protect guma at all.
So eat a dick T1 fans!
So eat a dick T1 fans!
We don't hate Oprah enough
December 7, 2025 at 9:40 PM
We don't hate Oprah enough
*bark bark*
Sometimes I wanna do just funny or horny posts but honestly there's so much bullshit going on and I wanna say something even if 2 people sees it.
Sometimes I wanna do just funny or horny posts but honestly there's so much bullshit going on and I wanna say something even if 2 people sees it.
December 7, 2025 at 8:22 PM
*bark bark*
Sometimes I wanna do just funny or horny posts but honestly there's so much bullshit going on and I wanna say something even if 2 people sees it.
Sometimes I wanna do just funny or horny posts but honestly there's so much bullshit going on and I wanna say something even if 2 people sees it.
We really *really* need to do a better job at holding sexual assaulters accountable whether it's in our families or in our communities.
December 7, 2025 at 8:33 AM
We really *really* need to do a better job at holding sexual assaulters accountable whether it's in our families or in our communities.
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Just so everyone knows, 50 Cent started his beef with Diddy cuz he said I'mma take you out shopping or something. Hater of the decade shit.
December 5, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Just so everyone knows, 50 Cent started his beef with Diddy cuz he said I'mma take you out shopping or something. Hater of the decade shit.
*sigh* another day of realising I have little tendencies and will never do anything about them
December 4, 2025 at 1:18 PM
*sigh* another day of realising I have little tendencies and will never do anything about them
Return to the cockpit the vagina pit is on fire
December 4, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Return to the cockpit the vagina pit is on fire
Got this boyyyo
December 3, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Got this boyyyo
My realistic pokemon team if pokemon was real.
(I really like plusle)
(I really like plusle)
December 3, 2025 at 1:55 PM
My realistic pokemon team if pokemon was real.
(I really like plusle)
(I really like plusle)
Roll the dice, eat your thanksgiving left overs, 😈😈
PSA: Throw out your Thanksgiving leftovers. Today was the last safe day of eating. After tonight, you're courting food poisoning.
December 3, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Roll the dice, eat your thanksgiving left overs, 😈😈