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Emma
@emmahh.bsky.social
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Cooking, eating, yarn craft, art, books. Yet to find a hobby I didn't like.

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thedailytism.com
Introducing the incomparable @smolrobots.bsky.social
November 3, 2025 at 11:42 AM
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aewbot.bsky.social
Honoring heritage through art.

Step backstage with ROH World Champion & AEW World Tag Team Champion Bandido as the AEW Glam Team creates his Día de los Muertos-inspired masterpiece!
November 2, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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rspb.bsky.social
Birds but they get spookier each time. 🎃👻

Enter if you dare...🚪
A black background decorated with gold illustrations of branches, stars, swords, ravens, and tiny ghost shapes. In the centre, bold text reads: “BIRDS BUT THEY GET SPOOKIER EACH TIME.” Two ravens perch on bare branches at the bottom, with candles glowing beside them.
October 31, 2025 at 9:24 AM
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smolrobots.bsky.social
944) Covenbots. Double, double toil and troublebots. Witchbots three who meet to places hexes, sow curses and generally get up to witchy mischief. Cauldronbot is a repurposed prototype Brewbot. Frogbot not included (but they can turn another robot into one anyway). #SmallRobotsRemonstered #Halloween
Three round robots with banded arms and legs, wearing witch hats and standing around a robot cauldron with legs. One is looking into the glowing, bubbling contents with a malevolent smile, one (with a wart) is raising its hands, speaking some sort of spell, and one is holding a broomstick. In the shadows at their feet, a Cattobot stalks an oblivious Frogbot.
October 3, 2025 at 11:06 AM
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smolrobots.bsky.social
503) Mummybot. Defends your tomb from opportunistic thieves. #SmallRobotsRemonstered #Halloween
A round robot wrapped in bandages like an Egyptian mummy, lurching forward with its arms raised menacingly. Behind it is a stone wall marked with ancient Egyptian hieroglyphics that also include images of Teabot, Notokaybot, Unicornbot, Cakebot, Spiderbot, and what might be part of Bigbot. The scene is shaded normally, but there is some stark lightning coming from one side (an open tomb door, perhaps?) overlaying it so Mummybot seems to be advancing from the shadows. The logo in the bottom right reads, "SMALL ROBOTS REMONSTERED".
October 1, 2025 at 10:30 AM
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smolrobots.bsky.social
372) Monsterbot. An intrepid robot that checks under children's beds for monsters. #SmallRobotsRemastered
A round-topped robot with banded arms and legs. It has a determined expression on its face and is shining a torch under a bed, which it is just short enough to walk beneath. Under the bed is a lot of dust and fluff and various toys and books, including a Lego brick, a Lego minifigure, a soft hand-puppet, and a wrestling action figure.
September 25, 2025 at 10:15 AM
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lemoustier.bsky.social
🏺 This thread is cute but also so useful to remember what Ötzi teaches us about dynamic temporal lives of prehistoric people: he died on an epic journey, carrying a huge range of kit with tools part-way through being made, and with embers and medicine in anticipation of his next fire, & his future.
theduncanmackay.bsky.social Duncan Mackay @theduncanmackay.bsky.social · Sep 19
#OTD 19 September 1991, walkers in the high Ötztal alps on the Italian border, found a body melting out of the ice. It turned out to be the remains of a c.5200 year old man preserved with all his kit.
Of course, it was essential to replicate him in Playmobil.
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#PlaymobilÖtzi
#PlaymobilInfestation
Playmobil figure kitted out as prehistoric iceman Ötzi.
September 19, 2025 at 9:51 AM
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theduncanmackay.bsky.social
#OTD 19 September 1991, walkers in the high Ötztal alps on the Italian border, found a body melting out of the ice. It turned out to be the remains of a c.5200 year old man preserved with all his kit.
Of course, it was essential to replicate him in Playmobil.
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#PlaymobilÖtzi
#PlaymobilInfestation
Playmobil figure kitted out as prehistoric iceman Ötzi.
September 19, 2025 at 9:18 AM
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smolrobots.bsky.social
358) Whalebot. Just a big, friendly cetacean pal that loves you. #SmallRobotsRemastered
An enormous robot that looks like a cartoon whale, surfacing above the water next to a sailboat and spraying from its blowhole. It has tiny little fins (relatively speaking), a banded tail leading to its wide fluke, and a ridged underbelly. The whale is mostly dark, with a lighter underside, and the view is a cross-section of the underwater environment with most of its body below the rippling waterline, partially obscured by water fading in a gradient from light near the surface to dark down below. There is a person in the sailbot, pointing at the smiling whale, and a giant speech bubble with a heart in it coming from the whale's mouth (which is, anatomically incorrectly, not in line with the top of the ridged belly section on account of that would prevent it from having a little smile). Text in the bottom right reads, "suggested by @hollybaleen.bsky.social
September 3, 2025 at 10:04 AM
emmahh.bsky.social
Could do with one of these. There's a door release button not working quite right at work and the number of times I've almost smacked myself in the face this week walking into it.
smolrobots.bsky.social Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · Aug 22
345) Pushbot. Avoid looking foolish at doors by sending this robot to push them first to check if they're push or pull. #SmallRobotsRemastered
A round-topped robot with banded arms, held aloft by a set of small boosters on its underside. It's pushing against a door (with a large, flat metal panel on it labelled 'PUSH') while holding up its other hand as if to keep someone back while it does its job.
August 22, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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smolrobots.bsky.social
339) Unicornbot. Is a unicorn for some reason. #SmallRobotsRemastered
A robot shaped like a lengthways ovoid, with four banded legs on its underside and an equine tail on its end. It has a banded, unicorn-like horn on its front, and a smiling face beneath that, which is sticking out its tongue. It doesn't look anything like a unicorn: it's just an ovoid with legs, tail, and a horn. Text in the bottom right reads "suggested by @ayymanduh".
August 15, 2025 at 1:08 PM
emmahh.bsky.social
Had to go find a lighter room to get the age verification to recognise I had a face. In order to do so I stood up and my hip twinged. I feel that there should be an input for that.
July 25, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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mooseallain.bsky.social
Stylised drawing of a 'bigfoot' on which is written "Hello. I am your dear friend Bigfoot and I am here to bring you the peace of the forest
July 25, 2025 at 10:50 AM
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garwboy.bsky.social
Not saying it's hot out but I've just seen an abandoned, saturated bra on the pavement near my house. Not sure if the owner discarded it in a fit of heat-induced frustration or literally melted and it's all that's left of her. Either way, it's not great
July 12, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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yvonnezlam.bsky.social
TIL (on mastodon) that the US National Park Service has crochet patterns!

www.nps.gov/articles/000...
Halibut Crochet Pattern (U.S. National Park Service)
www.nps.gov
July 11, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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smolrobots.bsky.social
314) Hiccupsbot. When you have hiccups it waits until everytAHHHH! SURPRISE!

Did it work...?

#SmallRobotsRemastered
A spherical bot with thin, jointed arms and legs, leaping into the air behind someone's shoulder and waving its hands as it yells loudly to scare them. The person looks absolutely terrified. The Small Robots Remastered logo in the upper right is blurred and surrounded by afterimages, as if it's shaking in surprise too.
July 9, 2025 at 10:32 AM
emmahh.bsky.social
Post donation treat. Managed to fill the bag with 29 seconds to go. Legs are tired from all the waggling to keep the pressure up.
Photo of a pint of squash and a mint club bar.
July 7, 2025 at 1:49 PM
emmahh.bsky.social
Post donation treat. Filled the bag with 29seconds to go. Legs are tired from waggling about to keep the pressure up.
July 7, 2025 at 1:47 PM
emmahh.bsky.social
Forgot to check for ALT text. Image is of AEW Collision logo but changed to AEW Kyleision.
edgarhammond.bsky.social Edgar Hammond @edgarhammond.bsky.social · Jun 27
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June 27, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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smolrobots.bsky.social
885) Hengebots. Take the Neolithic with you wherever you go with these monumental menhir pals.
Three robots shaped like rough-hewn stone slabs, arranged with two standing up and one lying sideways across the top of the others. The two upright robots are embedded in grassy ground and they all have faces towards the tops of their front surfaces. One is asleep, one looks neutral and the one lying sideways is very cheerful.
June 21, 2025 at 8:17 AM
emmahh.bsky.social
I'm up and watching.
June 21, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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smolrobots.bsky.social
297) Bugbot. Finds interesting bugs and carefully brings them over for you to see, then puts them back safely. #SmallRobotsRemastered
A robot with a rounded top and thick, banded arms and legs cradling a ladybird in one hand and tugging at someone's clothing with the other. It has a pleased expression on its face as it looks down at its discovery.
June 16, 2025 at 11:07 AM
emmahh.bsky.social
Come to see the ballet!
Photo of the red velvet curtains and stage at the Royal Opera House.
June 13, 2025 at 6:14 PM
emmahh.bsky.social
In London with mum. She knows all the best places. She took me to find the last lamp in London fueled by biogas from the sewers.
Photo of an old fashioned street lamp with a small light inside.
June 13, 2025 at 11:43 AM
emmahh.bsky.social
Small strawberry haul from the garden. They smell amazing.
A photo of a dozen or so strawberries in an empty flora tub.
June 10, 2025 at 6:09 PM