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Emma Chittenden
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Taxonomist | Ontologist | Systems thinker | Polymath | Nerd | Mother of dog and cat | Feminist | www.murmuration.uk
More like they took his Waitrose card away.

Apparently he can’t cook, like he had to call his private chef back from a day off to cook him a baked potato.
November 3, 2025 at 9:48 PM
In the words of King George... 😬
a man with a crown on his head and the words awesome wow
ALT: a man with a crown on his head and the words awesome wow
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October 15, 2025 at 4:24 PM
It was delish.
October 9, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Ooh, I opt for English mustard (it's a good pairing with these ones). Damn, I think I might have just chosen.
October 9, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I know, right? I don't know what I'm in the mood for.
October 9, 2025 at 3:07 PM
I think this is the right gif for the Jo?!?
a large brown bear is standing on its hind legs in a field .
Alt: a large brown bear is standing on its hind legs in a field .
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September 26, 2025 at 6:47 PM
They’re all weird, I hope they help. ❤️
September 19, 2025 at 7:54 AM
Please all be thankful that he’s not YOUR MP 😑

I don’t vote for him.
September 17, 2025 at 8:13 PM
not me, emailing my parish council, to complain about the village football club shrugging their shoulders about the opposing team parking all over the pavement around the football pitch when they play home games 👀
September 11, 2025 at 1:13 PM
pretend I said four (I add the fourth and forgot to update the number), forgive me, I'm designing metadata to enable filtering for a client.
September 11, 2025 at 10:13 AM
Failing that, now would be a seriously awesome time to implement faceting. A simple four structure facet of:
- Symptoms
- Conditions
- Medications
- Services
Would make it super easy for users to get to the content you want them to get to.
September 11, 2025 at 10:12 AM
September 10, 2025 at 8:04 PM
It is delicious (it smells like expensive tea), and I’m defo considering it with porridge, but it was also good with Greek yogurt and vanilla gelato.
September 7, 2025 at 8:53 PM
I have plum and apricot. The plum is spectacular. Can’t comment on the apricot as it’s still cooling
September 7, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I’ve spent the last two Sundays making jam, and now I have maple syrup envy 😩
September 7, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Legit snorted.
August 26, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Oh, I cook 99% the same thing, but I also own WAY too many cookbooks, so I’m trying to be a bit more adventurous. Guaranteed never to cook it again 😂
August 23, 2025 at 6:50 PM
it's a nice recipe (never cooked it before), like a cross between paella and a risotto
August 23, 2025 at 6:28 PM