emma celeste
@emmaceleste.gay
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sentient pile of wikipedia articles
seattle, wa
i just want to make beautiful things
(she/it) [MACHINIST]
sentient pile of wikipedia articles
seattle, wa
i just want to make beautiful things
(she/it) [MACHINIST]
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emma celeste
@emmaceleste.gay
· Oct 15
this feels like the first time i've properly nailed this look and i couldn't be more thrilled
Fancy Cocktail Bar's George Foreman Grill Hot Dog
January 30, 2026 at 2:44 AM
Fancy Cocktail Bar's George Foreman Grill Hot Dog
pro tip: soup!
today started off absolutely miserably. soup fixed me.
today started off absolutely miserably. soup fixed me.
January 30, 2026 at 12:55 AM
pro tip: soup!
today started off absolutely miserably. soup fixed me.
today started off absolutely miserably. soup fixed me.
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PSA:
1. If you are not silly, it is vital you become silly
2. If you are silly, you must stay silly
2. If you used to be silly but have stopped, you must make all efforts to return to silliness
1. If you are not silly, it is vital you become silly
2. If you are silly, you must stay silly
2. If you used to be silly but have stopped, you must make all efforts to return to silliness
January 29, 2025 at 2:52 AM
PSA:
1. If you are not silly, it is vital you become silly
2. If you are silly, you must stay silly
2. If you used to be silly but have stopped, you must make all efforts to return to silliness
1. If you are not silly, it is vital you become silly
2. If you are silly, you must stay silly
2. If you used to be silly but have stopped, you must make all efforts to return to silliness
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RECHARGE! RECHARGE! OK!
January 29, 2026 at 6:39 AM
RECHARGE! RECHARGE! OK!
i need youtubers to come up with some combination of words other than "let me explain"
cmon. brainstorm other ways to segue into an explanation.
cmon. brainstorm other ways to segue into an explanation.
January 29, 2026 at 6:39 AM
i need youtubers to come up with some combination of words other than "let me explain"
cmon. brainstorm other ways to segue into an explanation.
cmon. brainstorm other ways to segue into an explanation.
Dr. Bronner's 18-in-1 Phone Charging Cable Adapter
January 29, 2026 at 5:59 AM
Dr. Bronner's 18-in-1 Phone Charging Cable Adapter
gulag 1000 years for ALL developer who was like "oh, our customers aren't using our AI enough, we will spam our users with nonstop pop ups that get in the way of them actually doing work. that'll garner good will and more usage"
no i don't wanna "make a page with Rovo" LEMME READ THE DOCUMENTATION
no i don't wanna "make a page with Rovo" LEMME READ THE DOCUMENTATION
January 28, 2026 at 6:54 PM
gulag 1000 years for ALL developer who was like "oh, our customers aren't using our AI enough, we will spam our users with nonstop pop ups that get in the way of them actually doing work. that'll garner good will and more usage"
no i don't wanna "make a page with Rovo" LEMME READ THE DOCUMENTATION
no i don't wanna "make a page with Rovo" LEMME READ THE DOCUMENTATION
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Was not aware until recently that a cement plant in one of Seattle's most diverse neighborhoods BURNS OLD TIRES FOR FUEL: southseattleemerald.org/news/2026/01...
Duwamish Valley Organizers Appeal Permit Allowing Ash Grove to Burn More Tires
South Seattle organizers appeal a permit allowing more tire burning at a cement plant, warning it could worsen air quality and deepen health harms in the Duwamish Valley.
southseattleemerald.org
January 27, 2026 at 7:36 PM
Was not aware until recently that a cement plant in one of Seattle's most diverse neighborhoods BURNS OLD TIRES FOR FUEL: southseattleemerald.org/news/2026/01...
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I paid my therapist a zillion dollars to tell me this, so I’m passing it on to anyone else in MN who needs to hear it:
Think of taking time away to recharge not as not doing the work, but as doing quality control for the work. You’re not going to be able to show up to do it well if you’re depleted
Think of taking time away to recharge not as not doing the work, but as doing quality control for the work. You’re not going to be able to show up to do it well if you’re depleted
January 27, 2026 at 11:17 PM
I paid my therapist a zillion dollars to tell me this, so I’m passing it on to anyone else in MN who needs to hear it:
Think of taking time away to recharge not as not doing the work, but as doing quality control for the work. You’re not going to be able to show up to do it well if you’re depleted
Think of taking time away to recharge not as not doing the work, but as doing quality control for the work. You’re not going to be able to show up to do it well if you’re depleted
i moved to seattle in 2022. in that time, i have seen 3 or 4 grocery stores shuttered, my neighborhood slowly turned into a food desert. I walk by the shells of two of those stores regularly, as i go twice the distance to an actually open store.
Amazon isn't the answer. they're just another symptom
Amazon isn't the answer. they're just another symptom
January 27, 2026 at 6:26 PM
i moved to seattle in 2022. in that time, i have seen 3 or 4 grocery stores shuttered, my neighborhood slowly turned into a food desert. I walk by the shells of two of those stores regularly, as i go twice the distance to an actually open store.
Amazon isn't the answer. they're just another symptom
Amazon isn't the answer. they're just another symptom
every so often i'll see an interior design video and think "that person doesn't fuck" bc how are you putting a potted plant on a shelf that you screwed into the wall like 3 feet above your bed.
January 27, 2026 at 10:21 AM
every so often i'll see an interior design video and think "that person doesn't fuck" bc how are you putting a potted plant on a shelf that you screwed into the wall like 3 feet above your bed.
who will win
the biggest military in the world
or one pissed off poaster with a Honda Fit
(hint: it's the Honda Fit guy)
the biggest military in the world
or one pissed off poaster with a Honda Fit
(hint: it's the Honda Fit guy)
we'll fight on until every last one of them leaves
The Trump admin has pushed Bovino out of the Minneapolis operation, given how much he's made things worse. The person who killed Alex Pretti was a Border Patrol agent.
Notably, the admin has NOT backed down from the operation in general. Large-scale arrests reportedly continue.
Notably, the admin has NOT backed down from the operation in general. Large-scale arrests reportedly continue.
January 27, 2026 at 12:05 AM
who will win
the biggest military in the world
or one pissed off poaster with a Honda Fit
(hint: it's the Honda Fit guy)
the biggest military in the world
or one pissed off poaster with a Honda Fit
(hint: it's the Honda Fit guy)
reddit has started showing me "workwear" subs and i couldn't care less about them. it's all ppl buying denim for four figures then jerking off about how good their denim is
ya girl's worked construction. actual workwear is levi's and wranglers. my work jacket cost me $30 at Costco a decade ago.
ya girl's worked construction. actual workwear is levi's and wranglers. my work jacket cost me $30 at Costco a decade ago.
January 26, 2026 at 11:07 PM
reddit has started showing me "workwear" subs and i couldn't care less about them. it's all ppl buying denim for four figures then jerking off about how good their denim is
ya girl's worked construction. actual workwear is levi's and wranglers. my work jacket cost me $30 at Costco a decade ago.
ya girl's worked construction. actual workwear is levi's and wranglers. my work jacket cost me $30 at Costco a decade ago.
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4 hours of sleep don't look good on me
January 26, 2026 at 8:59 PM
4 hours of sleep don't look good on me
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very happy to get my copy of @readeasel.bsky.social #2 and see a gorgeous spread of beautiful xpan work by @ultraviolet.gay
January 26, 2026 at 5:44 PM
very happy to get my copy of @readeasel.bsky.social #2 and see a gorgeous spread of beautiful xpan work by @ultraviolet.gay
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Still waiting for the day we get a remaster/remake of legend of zelda Oracle of seasons + ages
a video game scene with a wagon and people
ALT: a video game scene with a wagon and people
media.tenor.com
January 25, 2026 at 3:51 PM
Still waiting for the day we get a remaster/remake of legend of zelda Oracle of seasons + ages
time for my weekly "god damn it emma why do you have such messy hobbies"
(i got fountain pen ink everywhere. again.)
(i got fountain pen ink everywhere. again.)
January 25, 2026 at 8:51 PM
time for my weekly "god damn it emma why do you have such messy hobbies"
(i got fountain pen ink everywhere. again.)
(i got fountain pen ink everywhere. again.)
if your KPop Demon Hunters fan art doesn't include Rumi's patterns, you missed the point of the movie
January 25, 2026 at 6:44 PM
if your KPop Demon Hunters fan art doesn't include Rumi's patterns, you missed the point of the movie
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you know you've fucked up when you lose the New York Times.
ICE delenda est
ICE delenda est
It has gotten so bad that the @nytimes.com has stopped using the passive voice to describe the violence.
January 24, 2026 at 10:40 PM
you know you've fucked up when you lose the New York Times.
ICE delenda est
ICE delenda est
i am getting tired of waking up and staring deep into the horrors. fuck this. fuck all of this. fuck every single person who enabled this shit. fuck anyone who voted for this shit. "we didn't know" doesn't fucking work when the fascist party directly says "we're going to do a fascism"
January 24, 2026 at 8:30 PM
i am getting tired of waking up and staring deep into the horrors. fuck this. fuck all of this. fuck every single person who enabled this shit. fuck anyone who voted for this shit. "we didn't know" doesn't fucking work when the fascist party directly says "we're going to do a fascism"
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For my Fellow Minnesotans, tomorrow Jan 23rd is ICE Out MN. No work, school, or shopping. Protest where you can and stay warm. Let’s melt ICE together. #webcomics
January 22, 2026 at 3:45 PM
For my Fellow Minnesotans, tomorrow Jan 23rd is ICE Out MN. No work, school, or shopping. Protest where you can and stay warm. Let’s melt ICE together. #webcomics