Mx. Dizzy: God gave his sharpest teeth to his hurtiest gremlin
@emexdizzy.bsky.social
Weird li'l inhuman nerdthing.
Autistic ace transmasc boidyke.
I do arts and get mad.
I live with this thing called a "Mossy". It's got fur and paws and wakes me up by trying to eat my ear wax.
Follow me/buy my art: https://seedizzydraw.carrd.co/
Autistic ace transmasc boidyke.
I do arts and get mad.
I live with this thing called a "Mossy". It's got fur and paws and wakes me up by trying to eat my ear wax.
Follow me/buy my art: https://seedizzydraw.carrd.co/
They're also off by four decimal places. The population of the Gonave is 87,000. Those two dimwits would get their teeth kicked in by 8 people, let alone an island of 87,000, many of whom own firearms.
Hell, I'd have a better odds trying to conquer Orcas Island, it's only 5000:1, not 43500:1.
Hell, I'd have a better odds trying to conquer Orcas Island, it's only 5000:1, not 43500:1.
November 21, 2025 at 6:53 PM
They're also off by four decimal places. The population of the Gonave is 87,000. Those two dimwits would get their teeth kicked in by 8 people, let alone an island of 87,000, many of whom own firearms.
Hell, I'd have a better odds trying to conquer Orcas Island, it's only 5000:1, not 43500:1.
Hell, I'd have a better odds trying to conquer Orcas Island, it's only 5000:1, not 43500:1.
Good lord, I wanna slap the author. That's not what "furries" are. That's called "pet play". The Furry Fandom has an adult side to it, but it's detrimental to equate all furries, many of whom only engage in the family friendly portion, with pet play, which is NOT the same thing.
November 19, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Good lord, I wanna slap the author. That's not what "furries" are. That's called "pet play". The Furry Fandom has an adult side to it, but it's detrimental to equate all furries, many of whom only engage in the family friendly portion, with pet play, which is NOT the same thing.
I still can't figure out why the GOP handed us a stack of Epstein emails. What was the play? Flood us with them? Try to steal the Dems thunderby having their own transparency moment? Make Trump look bad? Because IDK how this protects Trump or them, but it's as damning as it is funny as all fuck.
November 15, 2025 at 2:45 AM
I still can't figure out why the GOP handed us a stack of Epstein emails. What was the play? Flood us with them? Try to steal the Dems thunderby having their own transparency moment? Make Trump look bad? Because IDK how this protects Trump or them, but it's as damning as it is funny as all fuck.
What's this, it intrigues me
November 2, 2025 at 9:48 PM
What's this, it intrigues me
quote with your red art
October 26, 2025 at 6:48 PM
quote with your red art
Redrew the nose because I made the first version look bad.
October 23, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Redrew the nose because I made the first version look bad.
Honey, if you insist on being on the net but you can't use Google, nobody can save you from yourself. Take some offline time, you need it.
October 17, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Honey, if you insist on being on the net but you can't use Google, nobody can save you from yourself. Take some offline time, you need it.
That digital illustration self help meme that's like "make it exist first, you can make it better later" is a thing I need to heed, so despite the fact I viscerally hate this, tada, it exists now.
October 17, 2025 at 8:30 AM
That digital illustration self help meme that's like "make it exist first, you can make it better later" is a thing I need to heed, so despite the fact I viscerally hate this, tada, it exists now.
As we continue fighting fascism, allow me to remind you that anti-fascist action is not all protest hijinks in inflatable costumes, fun and effective as such hijinks are, but involves emailing prospective school district candidates to ask them "yo, what's your thoughts on ICE, AI and trans kids?"
![Email to some of my local candidates, redacted for my privacy.
Header reads: "Why are you running for [redacted] District Direct?"
Body copy reads: "Hello, [redacted] It's my understanding that the incumbent Director [redacted] is not running again, so it's a fresh choice for Director this year between you and your opponent. Due to a dearth of information online about your campaigns, I've decided to reach out by email with a list of questions to help myself and those I know be better informed as we vote.
1. What made you want to run for this position?
2. What experience do you have in K-12 education?
3. What issues related to district goals, policies and budget are important to you as a prospective director?
4. What will you do as Director to ensure our teachers are supported professionally and financially in their role of educating our city's children?
5. How will you handle Special Education to ensure that disabled kids are included and accomodated in the classroom?
6. What will you do to ensure that LGBTQIA+ students are not subjected to bullying and to address instances of harassment?
7. What will you do to ensure that kids from minority religions and minority ethnic groups feel safe at school in response to the increasing religious intolerance and racism in the country of late?
8. If ICE conducted immigration raids in your district, how will you ensure that children and their families are kept safe?
9. In light of recent federal crackdowns on first amendment rights, what will you do to ensure that students feel safe to express their views on contentious topics?
10. Will you allow/encourage the use of generative AI in the classroom as part of lesson plans?](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:h64fuw3laisvd7btnztrcj3f/bafkreidj2kalk2con7zoh2ewcnfh7swxofj3pvdgarhxlqln2bwmwyhtsm@jpeg)
October 17, 2025 at 6:50 AM
As we continue fighting fascism, allow me to remind you that anti-fascist action is not all protest hijinks in inflatable costumes, fun and effective as such hijinks are, but involves emailing prospective school district candidates to ask them "yo, what's your thoughts on ICE, AI and trans kids?"
...but not all of them.
Consequently, IDK what Kaya's collar is, and you don't know, either, unless you were able to hold remote and receiver in your hands and examine them, and at this point, for a case where I feel good saying a dog WASN'T shocked, I kinda feel like a creep doing this.
Consequently, IDK what Kaya's collar is, and you don't know, either, unless you were able to hold remote and receiver in your hands and examine them, and at this point, for a case where I feel good saying a dog WASN'T shocked, I kinda feel like a creep doing this.
October 12, 2025 at 11:51 PM
...but not all of them.
Consequently, IDK what Kaya's collar is, and you don't know, either, unless you were able to hold remote and receiver in your hands and examine them, and at this point, for a case where I feel good saying a dog WASN'T shocked, I kinda feel like a creep doing this.
Consequently, IDK what Kaya's collar is, and you don't know, either, unless you were able to hold remote and receiver in your hands and examine them, and at this point, for a case where I feel good saying a dog WASN'T shocked, I kinda feel like a creep doing this.
Also, Kaya's collar features some little holes in the corners that seem to be intended in the event you want attatch stuff to the receiver case. This exists on at least one version of the PG-300's case (www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-6o...) ....
October 12, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Also, Kaya's collar features some little holes in the corners that seem to be intended in the event you want attatch stuff to the receiver case. This exists on at least one version of the PG-300's case (www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-6o...) ....
...as does the PG. Here's an older version of the PG-300 where you can see that it's PG-300 due to the serial #, but it has an entirely different remote to the red round shape of the current version of the model for sale on E-Collar Technology's website: www.reddit.com/r/OpenDogTra...
October 12, 2025 at 11:51 PM
...as does the PG. Here's an older version of the PG-300 where you can see that it's PG-300 due to the serial #, but it has an entirely different remote to the red round shape of the current version of the model for sale on E-Collar Technology's website: www.reddit.com/r/OpenDogTra...
Kaya's collar shares details of multiple different cases, PG and Mini alike, which makes sense. Products vary slightly over the years as the manufacturer tweaks things. Having freeze framed through multiple videos + looked at listings, you can see the Educator Mini often varies...
October 12, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Kaya's collar shares details of multiple different cases, PG and Mini alike, which makes sense. Products vary slightly over the years as the manufacturer tweaks things. Having freeze framed through multiple videos + looked at listings, you can see the Educator Mini often varies...
If anyone cares, here's the best side-by-side I can manage showing the profile of an Educator PG-300 (which lacks shock function), the Educator Mini listing on Chewy listing (shock model D's subreddit alleged), and Kaya's Educator.
The longer I look, the less I'm able to tell you which Kaya's is.
The longer I look, the less I'm able to tell you which Kaya's is.
October 12, 2025 at 11:51 PM
If anyone cares, here's the best side-by-side I can manage showing the profile of an Educator PG-300 (which lacks shock function), the Educator Mini listing on Chewy listing (shock model D's subreddit alleged), and Kaya's Educator.
The longer I look, the less I'm able to tell you which Kaya's is.
The longer I look, the less I'm able to tell you which Kaya's is.
Nevermind, there's a mini that comes in red, because of course there is, because manufacturing details can change year to year by batch.
October 12, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Nevermind, there's a mini that comes in red, because of course there is, because manufacturing details can change year to year by batch.
I mean, I can believe that they're that stupid, but the stupidity frustrates me. Dogs need activity, but they also love to snooze. Adult dogs are zonked out like half the length of a 24 hour day. It's why I have so many pix of my *husky mix* sleeping.
October 12, 2025 at 10:35 PM
I mean, I can believe that they're that stupid, but the stupidity frustrates me. Dogs need activity, but they also love to snooze. Adult dogs are zonked out like half the length of a 24 hour day. It's why I have so many pix of my *husky mix* sleeping.
There's been discourse about the benefit of "silly" protests, so here an example I'd like to add. Back when the Westboro Baptist hate church would crash funerals, counter-protesters came out dressed as angels wearing wings made of PVC and white sheets to block the anti-gay hate signs.
October 11, 2025 at 7:42 PM
There's been discourse about the benefit of "silly" protests, so here an example I'd like to add. Back when the Westboro Baptist hate church would crash funerals, counter-protesters came out dressed as angels wearing wings made of PVC and white sheets to block the anti-gay hate signs.
Lookit this lil guy, who could hate him
October 9, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Lookit this lil guy, who could hate him
I'm not gonna censor their name because I don't care about protecting "leftists" for whom animal abuse isn't a deal breaker, but here's the convo. Reposting screenies because I need people to read what I say here and understand why it's not fucking okay to employ *pain* as a dog training aid.
October 9, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I'm not gonna censor their name because I don't care about protecting "leftists" for whom animal abuse isn't a deal breaker, but here's the convo. Reposting screenies because I need people to read what I say here and understand why it's not fucking okay to employ *pain* as a dog training aid.
I'll have it known that I am aware that half of this fanfiction I've written is garbage, but it's my garbage, and it makes me happy, and maybe if it's ever finished enough to be read I'll post some chapters.
Meanwhile, I'll close this with bad Tash art
Meanwhile, I'll close this with bad Tash art
October 6, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I'll have it known that I am aware that half of this fanfiction I've written is garbage, but it's my garbage, and it makes me happy, and maybe if it's ever finished enough to be read I'll post some chapters.
Meanwhile, I'll close this with bad Tash art
Meanwhile, I'll close this with bad Tash art
I know other people are posting screenshots, but BG3 spawned a creative writing project, so here's by PC Tash & their Guild assassin brother who shows up in Act 3 taking jabs at bosses.
Also, mugshots of said morons. If you want to read nerd shit, there's deets in the alt text of the portraits.
Also, mugshots of said morons. If you want to read nerd shit, there's deets in the alt text of the portraits.
![Gortash
Cade: "So your barber... what'd you do to piss him off?"
Tash: "Did you pass a law banning haircuts and want to lead by example?"
Cade: "Maybe it's part of the man of the people schtick, sporting stubble like you spent a tenday in the clink"
Tash: "You know, Enver, red leather, yellow leather is a vocal warm up, not an excuse for the boots to clash with the robe."
Cade: "Nice gauntlet, too. Did the other get lost in the wash?"
Tash: "No, brother, that's what the kids these days think haute couture is."
Cade: "Well, that does explain why he signed off on the dick-tip helms of the Black Gauntlets."
Tash: "They were rather phallic."
Cade: "One helm, one dick, one gauntlet... it's a consistent theme, at least."
Tash: [head shake] "This is what happens when you let humans do a job for elves."
Cade: "Was the codpiece your idea, Gorty, or did you lose a bet?"
Tash: "The perils of gathering gold before gaining fashion sense. Man's pockets hang heavy for the first time in his life and he gets taken for all he has by his tailor."
Cade: "How many spares do you think he was tricked into ordering?"
Tash: "Bare skin sweating on embroidery? Oh, he's running through one a month, easy."
Cade: "You'd think a cobbler's son knows to wear his boots with socks."
Tash: "You forget, he never learned. The cobblers didn't want him."
Cade: "Right. Gods, imagine that, a child so offensive he's less tolerable than dressing a docker's bunions for a living?"
Tash: "I'll bet that's why he threw away our girl. Wanted someone else to know what it felt like. You've something to say to the old man about that, Karlach?"
Karlach: [murder roar]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:h64fuw3laisvd7btnztrcj3f/bafkreighpfnc524doe6aw5v4tppx7ji4kmtsh57xkaxwsde6z6v6tfm54i@jpeg)
October 6, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I know other people are posting screenshots, but BG3 spawned a creative writing project, so here's by PC Tash & their Guild assassin brother who shows up in Act 3 taking jabs at bosses.
Also, mugshots of said morons. If you want to read nerd shit, there's deets in the alt text of the portraits.
Also, mugshots of said morons. If you want to read nerd shit, there's deets in the alt text of the portraits.
I'm doing a comm and perseverating on the fiddly bits, so here's some WIP toes.
October 6, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I'm doing a comm and perseverating on the fiddly bits, so here's some WIP toes.
The saddest part is that you can't see Durge's fucking face, because it's like ten times funnier if you can see Tav/Durge's face, because dumbass fucking made the decision to let him do it yet ALSO immediately regrets it.
September 28, 2025 at 2:29 AM
The saddest part is that you can't see Durge's fucking face, because it's like ten times funnier if you can see Tav/Durge's face, because dumbass fucking made the decision to let him do it yet ALSO immediately regrets it.
Sure, but person's feelings aren't Dana's fault. Like this answer isn't Dana's dismissing a headcanon, she's explaining her intended authorial intent, which is useful for a reading of the work. I don't begrudge anyone venting emotions, I am actually appreciative this person vented on Tumblr...
September 28, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Sure, but person's feelings aren't Dana's fault. Like this answer isn't Dana's dismissing a headcanon, she's explaining her intended authorial intent, which is useful for a reading of the work. I don't begrudge anyone venting emotions, I am actually appreciative this person vented on Tumblr...
Like, I can tell vore art a mile off when I see it because I can't fucking avoid it. No shame, though, not my preference, but I'm not in a place to judge. Plus, there's plenty of pretty monsters to ogle, and I prefer squishy, fluffy monsters myself, so I'm very respectfully looking at HER.
September 27, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Like, I can tell vore art a mile off when I see it because I can't fucking avoid it. No shame, though, not my preference, but I'm not in a place to judge. Plus, there's plenty of pretty monsters to ogle, and I prefer squishy, fluffy monsters myself, so I'm very respectfully looking at HER.