a lil butt
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a lil butt
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they/them
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i dunno man i’m just doing my best
heated rivalry season 2 is happeninggggggg
a man in a suit and tie is smiling in front of a peacock advertisement
Alt: a gif of the nerdy weird guy from 30 rock jumping up and down and excited crying
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December 12, 2025 at 8:55 PM
i’m so glad other people are also losing their fucking minds about this stupid show UGH

the music, i can’t
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December 12, 2025 at 8:54 AM
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Got our impeachment tracker updated, because what is sleep, who needs sleep, we don't need sleep. Actually.... citizensimpeachment.com/tracker/
House Impeachment Tracker - Citizens' Impeachment
Citizens' Impeachment maintains this tracker to display the stances from all representatives with regard to the impeachment of Donald Trump.
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December 12, 2025 at 6:46 AM
i need someone to freak out about heated rivalry with me!!!!!!!!

it is a literal crime that none of my friends are watching
December 12, 2025 at 6:53 AM
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Leftism is the democrats' boogeyman & scapegoat for why they never win, but actually leftism's what they need, which they realize at times when they appropriate radicalism. Equitable distribution of resources & collective care that counters capitalism is what everyone's screaming for from them.
December 11, 2025 at 2:02 PM
episode 4 is killing me but then ALL THE THINGS SHE SAID

i’m dead now
December 12, 2025 at 5:42 AM
eddie munson has chemistry with literally everyone
December 12, 2025 at 4:57 AM
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With Hockey RPF the fanfic was for the romance and the sex, the things canon didn't provide. But in Heated Rivalry canon does provide. So logic dictates that the fanfic is there to make them actually play hockey.
December 11, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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Here's the final vote on on Al Green's Articles of Impeachment. 140 Democrats voted "nay" to table - a "yes" to furthering the articles - up from 78 in June.

This is a MAJOR testament to the impact of our movement. Vast majority of Dems are now on board. Many more should be! Keep the pressure up!!
December 11, 2025 at 7:44 PM
@orangesoylent.bsky.social started flirting with me and then ghosted?! baby come baaaaccckkkk
December 11, 2025 at 11:46 PM
@orangesoylent.bsky.social hunny bunny where have you been??? i miss you ☹️
December 11, 2025 at 6:00 AM
@soylentorange.bsky.social why won’t you admit you like jacking at shit??? come back my sweet baby!!
December 11, 2025 at 5:40 AM
still so sad that @orangesoylent.bsky.social won’t respond to me ☹️☹️☹️

he started flirting and never finished!!! come on, sexy, i’m still here waiting!

maybe he’s embarrassed because he admitted he’s into scat and i’m not 😩
December 11, 2025 at 5:34 AM
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Hey CI fam:
we made you a starter pack of all of our Courage Candidates who are on Bluesky. Get it here!
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December 11, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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so true bestie
Status update on House Republicans and a health care plan, after this morning’s conference meeting:

“The consensus is we need to come up with something,” Rep. Ralph Norman says.
December 10, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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One theory I have is that competence, self-control, responsibility, and expertise have all been feminized, leaving “masculinity” with the realm of impulsivity and petulance. So the divide is not really between “femininity” and “masculinity” so much as between adulthood and childishness.
Everything else aside, the idea that this is a model for many men of *masculinity* is so wild. This? This is "manly"? This is how people think it's cool to act?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-wG...
Dave Portnoy Demands NFL Investigate Pete Carroll & Raiders For Rigging
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December 9, 2025 at 6:41 PM
yesterday i almost dislocated my shoulder trying to cut an onion
December 10, 2025 at 12:06 PM
i’m so tired of these stupid critiques. just let us have our horny queer show and leave us alone!!

(also you’re missing the point of their romantic relationship if you don’t understand that it develops from their sexual one!!)
Yep it totally sounds like this show has been "desexed"
www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...
December 10, 2025 at 11:42 AM
our new reality: ignore the CDC
December 10, 2025 at 8:58 AM
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When I was starting out as an erotica writer, I hung out a lot with an older gay man who'd been writing smut forever. He told me that without straight women writing gay paperbacks in the 1950s, gay culture as we know it might not exist. He insisted gay men owed these ladies a huge unpayable debt.
December 10, 2025 at 1:34 AM
🎶chrissy wake uuuppp🎶
🎶I DONT LIKE THIS🎶
December 10, 2025 at 8:49 AM
why is eddie 20 years old and still in high school
December 10, 2025 at 8:08 AM
rewatching stranger things and i’ve truly forgotten this entire show
December 10, 2025 at 7:42 AM
urologist: well the good news is that the mass in your kidney is most likely not cancer!

me: whew! that’s amazing news!

urologist: yeah the statistics are so low. it’s only like a 40% of being of being cancerous!

me:
a woman in a purple sweater is asking someone to excuse her
Alt: a gif of donna meagle with the text “excuse me?”
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December 9, 2025 at 8:59 PM
hahahaha we have the worst rep 🫠
Shocking news that Marie Gluesenkamp Perez, famed for her fiery rhetoric about exterminating sea lions, has been revealed to be a school of Mackerel in a trench coat
December 9, 2025 at 7:12 AM