Emily Roach
@emeightball.bsky.social
Just a girl staring at her phone asking it to love me.
Also Canadian, mother, corporate employee, former theater kid and cribbage enthusiast.
Also Canadian, mother, corporate employee, former theater kid and cribbage enthusiast.
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it kind of seems like democracy dies in the harsh white light of my phone screen
February 5, 2026 at 4:11 AM
it kind of seems like democracy dies in the harsh white light of my phone screen
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Nation could really use Catherine O'Hara to deal with passing of Catherine O'Hara
Nation could really use Catherine O'Hara to deal with passing of Catherine O'Hara
OTTAWA - Following the passing of screen and comedy legend Catherine O'Hara, nationwide reports indicate that the only thing Canadians could use to cheer them up from their grief is Catherine O'Hara.
www.thebeaverton.com
January 31, 2026 at 3:33 PM
Nation could really use Catherine O'Hara to deal with passing of Catherine O'Hara
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L’actrice canadienne Catherine O’Hara, connue pour le film "Maman, j’ai raté l’avion" (Home Alone), mais aussi pour ses rôles dans les séries "Schitt's Creek" et "The Studio", est morte à 71 ans. ici.radio-canada.ca/rci/fr/nouve...
L’actrice Catherine O’Hara est morte à 71 ans | RCI
Elle avait incarné la mère de Kevin McCallister dans Maman, j’ai raté l’avion , mais aussi joué dans les séries Schitt's Creek et The Studio.
ici.radio-canada.ca
January 30, 2026 at 7:11 PM
L’actrice canadienne Catherine O’Hara, connue pour le film "Maman, j’ai raté l’avion" (Home Alone), mais aussi pour ses rôles dans les séries "Schitt's Creek" et "The Studio", est morte à 71 ans. ici.radio-canada.ca/rci/fr/nouve...
🥺 Such a great loss.
January 30, 2026 at 7:08 PM
🥺 Such a great loss.
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we simply were not meant to process this much news every day. In 2004 we saw Janet Jackson’s nipple pasty on live TV for like four seconds and it was headline news for months.
January 23, 2026 at 2:31 AM
we simply were not meant to process this much news every day. In 2004 we saw Janet Jackson’s nipple pasty on live TV for like four seconds and it was headline news for months.
What do Heath Ledger and Amy Madigan have in common? Both delivered Oscar worthy, unhinged, performances fueled by over applied lipstick 💄
January 22, 2026 at 2:21 PM
What do Heath Ledger and Amy Madigan have in common? Both delivered Oscar worthy, unhinged, performances fueled by over applied lipstick 💄
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September 1, 1939: the Nazis invaded Poland. It scares me to think that the MAGA regime wants to have their own historical marker in 2026 for when they invade Greenland.
Stop the catalyst for WWIII. The new führer doesn't want a 'Board of peace' he is pitching a new axis of evil.
Stop the catalyst for WWIII. The new führer doesn't want a 'Board of peace' he is pitching a new axis of evil.
January 20, 2026 at 7:10 PM
September 1, 1939: the Nazis invaded Poland. It scares me to think that the MAGA regime wants to have their own historical marker in 2026 for when they invade Greenland.
Stop the catalyst for WWIII. The new führer doesn't want a 'Board of peace' he is pitching a new axis of evil.
Stop the catalyst for WWIII. The new führer doesn't want a 'Board of peace' he is pitching a new axis of evil.
I took a Buzzfeed quiz that said I am a cool millennial... pretty sure the statement "I took a Buzzfeed quiz" negates that finding.
January 16, 2026 at 1:16 PM
I took a Buzzfeed quiz that said I am a cool millennial... pretty sure the statement "I took a Buzzfeed quiz" negates that finding.
When the Weeknd sang "I can't feel my face when I'm with you" the "you" he was referring to must have been mother nature. Brrrr 🥶
January 15, 2026 at 9:50 PM
When the Weeknd sang "I can't feel my face when I'm with you" the "you" he was referring to must have been mother nature. Brrrr 🥶
America you are witnessing what Europe did in the 1930s, ICE is the SS, the Cheeto is Hitler and the only difference is that in the US their Fuehrer is a child sex abuser who protects other child sex abusers and sucks at public speaking.
January 14, 2026 at 3:52 PM
America you are witnessing what Europe did in the 1930s, ICE is the SS, the Cheeto is Hitler and the only difference is that in the US their Fuehrer is a child sex abuser who protects other child sex abusers and sucks at public speaking.
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December 15, 2025 at 8:25 PM
One of the greatest directors of all time! This is so sad, he directed many of my favourite movies; This is spinal tap, Misery, The Princess Bride, Stand by me, When Harry met Sally... My heart goes out to Rob Reiner and his wife's family.
December 15, 2025 at 12:40 PM
One of the greatest directors of all time! This is so sad, he directed many of my favourite movies; This is spinal tap, Misery, The Princess Bride, Stand by me, When Harry met Sally... My heart goes out to Rob Reiner and his wife's family.
Working from home allows me to be in denial about my lactose intolerance.
December 12, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Working from home allows me to be in denial about my lactose intolerance.
Looking forward to getting my pap smear, it'll be nice to have some me time for self care
December 9, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Looking forward to getting my pap smear, it'll be nice to have some me time for self care
1 hour into making my 10 year old watch 'It's a wonderful life': "So when does this turn into a Christmas movie?"
December 9, 2025 at 12:10 PM
1 hour into making my 10 year old watch 'It's a wonderful life': "So when does this turn into a Christmas movie?"
Why is existing so expensive? I thought I was spending carefully for the holidays, then my online banking sent me a notification with the "😂" emoji
December 5, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Why is existing so expensive? I thought I was spending carefully for the holidays, then my online banking sent me a notification with the "😂" emoji