Emberlyn 🔥 PHL 11/30-12/4
@emberlynslade.bsky.social
Tiny Courtesan likely touring a city near you ✨ Girl Next Door 😇 Pilates Princess 🤸🏻♀️ Nature Lover 🌱
🏡Minneapolis, MN, USA + FMTY ✨ GFE
🎁 marigoldgift.com/EmberlynSlade
🌐 EmberlynSlade.com
📧 [email protected]
🏡Minneapolis, MN, USA + FMTY ✨ GFE
🎁 marigoldgift.com/EmberlynSlade
🌐 EmberlynSlade.com
📧 [email protected]
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UPCOMING TOURS ✈️
EmberlynSlade.com • GFE
🏡 Minneapolis + FMTY
🌆 Chicago, IL (Westmont Incall)
October 21–23
🌲 Seattle, WA
November 5-6
🗽 New York City, NY
November 16 or 17-20
🔔 Philadelphia, PA
December 1-4
🌴 South Florida ~ West Palm, Fort Lauderdale & Fort Myers
December 11-18
EmberlynSlade.com • GFE
🏡 Minneapolis + FMTY
🌆 Chicago, IL (Westmont Incall)
October 21–23
🌲 Seattle, WA
November 5-6
🗽 New York City, NY
November 16 or 17-20
🔔 Philadelphia, PA
December 1-4
🌴 South Florida ~ West Palm, Fort Lauderdale & Fort Myers
December 11-18
Reposted by Emberlyn 🔥 PHL 11/30-12/4
Today I’m finishing an essay about my life for the last 9 years. It has been super strenuous and hard to write, very emotional. I said it would take me two weeks and it’s taken me almost a month.
You guys will never see it, but you are a big part of the happy ending. 💕
You guys will never see it, but you are a big part of the happy ending. 💕
November 25, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Today I’m finishing an essay about my life for the last 9 years. It has been super strenuous and hard to write, very emotional. I said it would take me two weeks and it’s taken me almost a month.
You guys will never see it, but you are a big part of the happy ending. 💕
You guys will never see it, but you are a big part of the happy ending. 💕
I really wanted to like those cute Scarface pimple patches but they fall off my face and get stuck to everything. 🥺
Normal pimple patches you have to damn near wax yourself to get the bitch off your face. 🤗🤣
Normal pimple patches you have to damn near wax yourself to get the bitch off your face. 🤗🤣
November 25, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I really wanted to like those cute Scarface pimple patches but they fall off my face and get stuck to everything. 🥺
Normal pimple patches you have to damn near wax yourself to get the bitch off your face. 🤗🤣
Normal pimple patches you have to damn near wax yourself to get the bitch off your face. 🤗🤣
Thinking of going to either Sioux Falls or Madison instead 🤔
(or just staying home if anyone wants to book a longer date!)
(or just staying home if anyone wants to book a longer date!)
Well.
I might be skipping South Florida Dec 11-16.. I currently only have one inquiry for West Palm on the 12th. 😮💨
That tour will be cancelled by the weekend if I don’t see more interest.
This will leave Dec 11-19 open for dates at home or FMTY ~ will update when decisions are made. 🙏🏻
I might be skipping South Florida Dec 11-16.. I currently only have one inquiry for West Palm on the 12th. 😮💨
That tour will be cancelled by the weekend if I don’t see more interest.
This will leave Dec 11-19 open for dates at home or FMTY ~ will update when decisions are made. 🙏🏻
November 25, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Thinking of going to either Sioux Falls or Madison instead 🤔
(or just staying home if anyone wants to book a longer date!)
(or just staying home if anyone wants to book a longer date!)
2026 Tour Dates just dropped 🔥
(These are not set in stone and can be influenced within a few days)
(These are not set in stone and can be influenced within a few days)
November 25, 2025 at 8:24 AM
2026 Tour Dates just dropped 🔥
(These are not set in stone and can be influenced within a few days)
(These are not set in stone and can be influenced within a few days)
Site and Availability has been updated to current 🫶🏻
Excited for Philly next week! 🥰
New client gifted me a facial at my favorite spa before our date, I’m very much looking forward to it ! 🧖🏻♀️😍 (thank you)
Excited for Philly next week! 🥰
New client gifted me a facial at my favorite spa before our date, I’m very much looking forward to it ! 🧖🏻♀️😍 (thank you)
Well.
I might be skipping South Florida Dec 11-16.. I currently only have one inquiry for West Palm on the 12th. 😮💨
That tour will be cancelled by the weekend if I don’t see more interest.
This will leave Dec 11-19 open for dates at home or FMTY ~ will update when decisions are made. 🙏🏻
I might be skipping South Florida Dec 11-16.. I currently only have one inquiry for West Palm on the 12th. 😮💨
That tour will be cancelled by the weekend if I don’t see more interest.
This will leave Dec 11-19 open for dates at home or FMTY ~ will update when decisions are made. 🙏🏻
November 25, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Site and Availability has been updated to current 🫶🏻
Excited for Philly next week! 🥰
New client gifted me a facial at my favorite spa before our date, I’m very much looking forward to it ! 🧖🏻♀️😍 (thank you)
Excited for Philly next week! 🥰
New client gifted me a facial at my favorite spa before our date, I’m very much looking forward to it ! 🧖🏻♀️😍 (thank you)
Well.
I might be skipping South Florida Dec 11-16.. I currently only have one inquiry for West Palm on the 12th. 😮💨
That tour will be cancelled by the weekend if I don’t see more interest.
This will leave Dec 11-19 open for dates at home or FMTY ~ will update when decisions are made. 🙏🏻
I might be skipping South Florida Dec 11-16.. I currently only have one inquiry for West Palm on the 12th. 😮💨
That tour will be cancelled by the weekend if I don’t see more interest.
This will leave Dec 11-19 open for dates at home or FMTY ~ will update when decisions are made. 🙏🏻
November 25, 2025 at 7:19 AM
Well.
I might be skipping South Florida Dec 11-16.. I currently only have one inquiry for West Palm on the 12th. 😮💨
That tour will be cancelled by the weekend if I don’t see more interest.
This will leave Dec 11-19 open for dates at home or FMTY ~ will update when decisions are made. 🙏🏻
I might be skipping South Florida Dec 11-16.. I currently only have one inquiry for West Palm on the 12th. 😮💨
That tour will be cancelled by the weekend if I don’t see more interest.
This will leave Dec 11-19 open for dates at home or FMTY ~ will update when decisions are made. 🙏🏻
I’m thinking of getting a tanning membership (for Vitamin D, not for excessive color) bc of the season change. I feel that D Depletion in my bones 🦴🌞
It’s $100/month for the membership I want. If anyone wants to buy me some D, plz send to my CashApp 😝🤣
It’s $100/month for the membership I want. If anyone wants to buy me some D, plz send to my CashApp 😝🤣
November 24, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I’m thinking of getting a tanning membership (for Vitamin D, not for excessive color) bc of the season change. I feel that D Depletion in my bones 🦴🌞
It’s $100/month for the membership I want. If anyone wants to buy me some D, plz send to my CashApp 😝🤣
It’s $100/month for the membership I want. If anyone wants to buy me some D, plz send to my CashApp 😝🤣
Hello? Is anyone home? 😪
Minneapolis 🚨
I have availability at home just before Thanksgiving, the 24-25 💕
I have availability at home just before Thanksgiving, the 24-25 💕
November 24, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Hello? Is anyone home? 😪
Haven’t had time to update my site recently but will do that sometime this week! ✨
I have important personal things to attend to the next couple months, please be patient with me during this time 💞💓
Ok love you! Goodnight ☺️🙏🏻
I have important personal things to attend to the next couple months, please be patient with me during this time 💞💓
Ok love you! Goodnight ☺️🙏🏻
November 24, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Haven’t had time to update my site recently but will do that sometime this week! ✨
I have important personal things to attend to the next couple months, please be patient with me during this time 💞💓
Ok love you! Goodnight ☺️🙏🏻
I have important personal things to attend to the next couple months, please be patient with me during this time 💞💓
Ok love you! Goodnight ☺️🙏🏻
All of this was absolutely fantastic btw 👀
Soaps are super bubbly and make you feel clean, the bubble scoops are super bubbly.
One thing we noticed in the tub last night was how silkyyyyy the bath bombs are + they last SO LONG.
And my skin is super soft today! 🥰
Soaps are super bubbly and make you feel clean, the bubble scoops are super bubbly.
One thing we noticed in the tub last night was how silkyyyyy the bath bombs are + they last SO LONG.
And my skin is super soft today! 🥰
We love a small business haul 💕
Thanks for the bath goodies @jumpyjellybeanbath.bsky.social ~ I’m about to answer emails from my bath 😝💞
This is her $50 membership bundle for reference, so much good stuff 🥰 bath bombs, body butter, shea butter & bubble soap 🤩
Thanks for the bath goodies @jumpyjellybeanbath.bsky.social ~ I’m about to answer emails from my bath 😝💞
This is her $50 membership bundle for reference, so much good stuff 🥰 bath bombs, body butter, shea butter & bubble soap 🤩
November 23, 2025 at 10:12 PM
All of this was absolutely fantastic btw 👀
Soaps are super bubbly and make you feel clean, the bubble scoops are super bubbly.
One thing we noticed in the tub last night was how silkyyyyy the bath bombs are + they last SO LONG.
And my skin is super soft today! 🥰
Soaps are super bubbly and make you feel clean, the bubble scoops are super bubbly.
One thing we noticed in the tub last night was how silkyyyyy the bath bombs are + they last SO LONG.
And my skin is super soft today! 🥰
Minneapolis 🚨
I have availability at home just before Thanksgiving, the 24-25 💕
I have availability at home just before Thanksgiving, the 24-25 💕
November 22, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Minneapolis 🚨
I have availability at home just before Thanksgiving, the 24-25 💕
I have availability at home just before Thanksgiving, the 24-25 💕
Reposted by Emberlyn 🔥 PHL 11/30-12/4
A little confused by the phrase “it tastes like ass” used as an insult. What if one likes the penny-like taste of ass? 🤔🧐
November 20, 2025 at 8:50 PM
A little confused by the phrase “it tastes like ass” used as an insult. What if one likes the penny-like taste of ass? 🤔🧐
NYC tour has commenced 💕
(I can’t wait to come back when it’s warm out!)
(I can’t wait to come back when it’s warm out!)
November 21, 2025 at 6:08 AM
NYC tour has commenced 💕
(I can’t wait to come back when it’s warm out!)
(I can’t wait to come back when it’s warm out!)
Theoretically I know how to use chopsticks, I’ve quite literally taught other people how to use them.
But personally, I just am so bad at it. 😂 I can do it but my hands don’t connect to my head or something, idk 🤣
But personally, I just am so bad at it. 😂 I can do it but my hands don’t connect to my head or something, idk 🤣
November 18, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Theoretically I know how to use chopsticks, I’ve quite literally taught other people how to use them.
But personally, I just am so bad at it. 😂 I can do it but my hands don’t connect to my head or something, idk 🤣
But personally, I just am so bad at it. 😂 I can do it but my hands don’t connect to my head or something, idk 🤣
I’ve made it to NYC! 😍💓
I ran around a whole bunch today.
Excited for my tour here, see ya tomorrow ☺️
I ran around a whole bunch today.
Excited for my tour here, see ya tomorrow ☺️
November 17, 2025 at 3:50 AM
I’ve made it to NYC! 😍💓
I ran around a whole bunch today.
Excited for my tour here, see ya tomorrow ☺️
I ran around a whole bunch today.
Excited for my tour here, see ya tomorrow ☺️
Done with laundry, I’ve started packing my bags and then bedtime. 😴
See you tomorrow afternoon, NYC 😍
See you tomorrow afternoon, NYC 😍
November 16, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Done with laundry, I’ve started packing my bags and then bedtime. 😴
See you tomorrow afternoon, NYC 😍
See you tomorrow afternoon, NYC 😍
I’m crunching time before leaving for NYC so please be patient with me on emails 💕 I have family events all day/night today, and still have to pack. My flight is early too so I also need to sleep!
Sunday and Monday afternoon/evening is when replies will be sent outside of my NYC tour friends 🙏🏻💓
Sunday and Monday afternoon/evening is when replies will be sent outside of my NYC tour friends 🙏🏻💓
November 15, 2025 at 6:28 PM
I’m crunching time before leaving for NYC so please be patient with me on emails 💕 I have family events all day/night today, and still have to pack. My flight is early too so I also need to sleep!
Sunday and Monday afternoon/evening is when replies will be sent outside of my NYC tour friends 🙏🏻💓
Sunday and Monday afternoon/evening is when replies will be sent outside of my NYC tour friends 🙏🏻💓
May all bad energy sent to me, turn into cash 💰🧿✨
November 15, 2025 at 5:17 PM
May all bad energy sent to me, turn into cash 💰🧿✨
Everyone at my home spa knows my name; the owner, reception, etc. I even have a nickname (which I’m having trouble recalling rn)
It’s so sweet but I’ve never been on a first name basis really anywhere - it feels both exciting and kinda weird.
Like… maybe I spend to much money here 😭😝😂😂😂
It’s so sweet but I’ve never been on a first name basis really anywhere - it feels both exciting and kinda weird.
Like… maybe I spend to much money here 😭😝😂😂😂
November 14, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Everyone at my home spa knows my name; the owner, reception, etc. I even have a nickname (which I’m having trouble recalling rn)
It’s so sweet but I’ve never been on a first name basis really anywhere - it feels both exciting and kinda weird.
Like… maybe I spend to much money here 😭😝😂😂😂
It’s so sweet but I’ve never been on a first name basis really anywhere - it feels both exciting and kinda weird.
Like… maybe I spend to much money here 😭😝😂😂😂
I can’t believe I go to NYC in a few days !! So excited 🥹
November 13, 2025 at 8:33 PM
I can’t believe I go to NYC in a few days !! So excited 🥹
I’m so sore from Pilates the last couple days that I changed my class tomorrow to a stretching class. 🥹🤣
I have a massage on Friday and I can’t wait, to say the least!! 🤗😮💨
I have a massage on Friday and I can’t wait, to say the least!! 🤗😮💨
November 11, 2025 at 11:54 PM
I’m so sore from Pilates the last couple days that I changed my class tomorrow to a stretching class. 🥹🤣
I have a massage on Friday and I can’t wait, to say the least!! 🤗😮💨
I have a massage on Friday and I can’t wait, to say the least!! 🤗😮💨
Reposted by Emberlyn 🔥 PHL 11/30-12/4
Don’t make me tap the sign 👇⬇️
August 20, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Don’t make me tap the sign 👇⬇️
Why so many last minute requests lately? I rarely accommodate those. 🙃🫠
November 11, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Why so many last minute requests lately? I rarely accommodate those. 🙃🫠