Emberlyn 🔥 BOS 1/22-24
@emberlynslade.bsky.social
Tiny Courtesan likely touring a city near you ✨ Girl Next Door 😇 Pilates Princess 🤸🏻♀️ Nature Lover 🌱
🏡 Minneapolis, MN, USA + FMTY ✨ GFE
🎁 throne.com/EmberlynSlade
💝 marigoldgift.com/EmberlynSlade
🌐 EmberlynSlade.com
📧 [email protected]
🏡 Minneapolis, MN, USA + FMTY ✨ GFE
🎁 throne.com/EmberlynSlade
💝 marigoldgift.com/EmberlynSlade
🌐 EmberlynSlade.com
📧 [email protected]
Pinned
Minneapolis Availability for the rest of the year:
Dec 7 • OPEN
Dec 8 • OPEN
Dec 9 • 6PM-10PM
Dec 12-19 • OPEN ~ FMTY?
Dec 21-22 • OPEN ~ FMTY?
Dec 28 • 2PM-7:30PM
GFE • EmberlynSlade.com
Dec 7 • OPEN
Dec 8 • OPEN
Dec 9 • 6PM-10PM
Dec 12-19 • OPEN ~ FMTY?
Dec 21-22 • OPEN ~ FMTY?
Dec 28 • 2PM-7:30PM
GFE • EmberlynSlade.com
Does anyone else just get so bored in the shower? It takes foreverrr to wash and condition my long hair + everything else girls do in the shower.
I’m feeling complacent with my usual podcast or music, or performing existential dread internally.
Adhd problems, I think? 🤔🤣
I’m feeling complacent with my usual podcast or music, or performing existential dread internally.
Adhd problems, I think? 🤔🤣
December 6, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Does anyone else just get so bored in the shower? It takes foreverrr to wash and condition my long hair + everything else girls do in the shower.
I’m feeling complacent with my usual podcast or music, or performing existential dread internally.
Adhd problems, I think? 🤔🤣
I’m feeling complacent with my usual podcast or music, or performing existential dread internally.
Adhd problems, I think? 🤔🤣
Reposted by Emberlyn 🔥 BOS 1/22-24
Seeing all these sw lose their twitter accounts this past week is actually making me thankful that I lost my account in May and spent the past seven months building up this account. Some of you are saying this is a blessing in disguise and it is. It might not make sense now, but it will eventually
December 6, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Seeing all these sw lose their twitter accounts this past week is actually making me thankful that I lost my account in May and spent the past seven months building up this account. Some of you are saying this is a blessing in disguise and it is. It might not make sense now, but it will eventually
Reposted by Emberlyn 🔥 BOS 1/22-24
Minneapolis Availability for the rest of the year:
Dec 7 • OPEN
Dec 8 • OPEN
Dec 9 • 6PM-10PM
Dec 12-19 • OPEN ~ FMTY?
Dec 21-22 • OPEN ~ FMTY?
Dec 28 • 2PM-7:30PM
GFE • EmberlynSlade.com
Dec 7 • OPEN
Dec 8 • OPEN
Dec 9 • 6PM-10PM
Dec 12-19 • OPEN ~ FMTY?
Dec 21-22 • OPEN ~ FMTY?
Dec 28 • 2PM-7:30PM
GFE • EmberlynSlade.com
December 4, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Minneapolis Availability for the rest of the year:
Dec 7 • OPEN
Dec 8 • OPEN
Dec 9 • 6PM-10PM
Dec 12-19 • OPEN ~ FMTY?
Dec 21-22 • OPEN ~ FMTY?
Dec 28 • 2PM-7:30PM
GFE • EmberlynSlade.com
Dec 7 • OPEN
Dec 8 • OPEN
Dec 9 • 6PM-10PM
Dec 12-19 • OPEN ~ FMTY?
Dec 21-22 • OPEN ~ FMTY?
Dec 28 • 2PM-7:30PM
GFE • EmberlynSlade.com
Will be getting back to emails tomorrow or Monday, it’s my days off.
So now we nap. 😴
So now we nap. 😴
December 6, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Will be getting back to emails tomorrow or Monday, it’s my days off.
So now we nap. 😴
So now we nap. 😴
🥹💞 Thank you, it’s supposed to come in 3-6 weeks but I have good luck so I bet it’ll come before I leave for my NYE trip ✨😝 feeling grateful! 🙏🏻
December 6, 2025 at 8:13 PM
🥹💞 Thank you, it’s supposed to come in 3-6 weeks but I have good luck so I bet it’ll come before I leave for my NYE trip ✨😝 feeling grateful! 🙏🏻
I’m sooo tired. I couldn’t stay asleep last night but had commitments this morning… now I must go to Pilates or I’ll get charged $15
/sigh
I’m taking a nap when I get home 🤸🏻♀️
/sigh
I’m taking a nap when I get home 🤸🏻♀️
December 6, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I’m sooo tired. I couldn’t stay asleep last night but had commitments this morning… now I must go to Pilates or I’ll get charged $15
/sigh
I’m taking a nap when I get home 🤸🏻♀️
/sigh
I’m taking a nap when I get home 🤸🏻♀️
I’ve reported sooooo many onlyfans girls in the escort category on tryst… ughhhh.
I encourage everyone to do the same, it’s just so bothersome this is even an issue. 🤗
I encourage everyone to do the same, it’s just so bothersome this is even an issue. 🤗
December 6, 2025 at 5:16 PM
I’ve reported sooooo many onlyfans girls in the escort category on tryst… ughhhh.
I encourage everyone to do the same, it’s just so bothersome this is even an issue. 🤗
I encourage everyone to do the same, it’s just so bothersome this is even an issue. 🤗
My current passport cover is falling apart so I put one in my wishlist: throne.com/emberlynslad...
I want this one specifically bc you can get a Louis Vuitton stamp on the cover in every country you go 💞
I want this one specifically bc you can get a Louis Vuitton stamp on the cover in every country you go 💞
December 6, 2025 at 2:56 AM
My current passport cover is falling apart so I put one in my wishlist: throne.com/emberlynslad...
I want this one specifically bc you can get a Louis Vuitton stamp on the cover in every country you go 💞
I want this one specifically bc you can get a Louis Vuitton stamp on the cover in every country you go 💞
Here’s a reminder to buy Christmas presents from small businesses like @jumpyjellybeanbath.bsky.social 💓
Cheers to having a huge family. 😂
Cheers to having a huge family. 😂
December 6, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Here’s a reminder to buy Christmas presents from small businesses like @jumpyjellybeanbath.bsky.social 💓
Cheers to having a huge family. 😂
Cheers to having a huge family. 😂
Throne is using a new processor instead of Stripe (banned me)… 👀
So I’m gonna make a new Throne wishlist soon. 💓
So I’m gonna make a new Throne wishlist soon. 💓
December 5, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Throne is using a new processor instead of Stripe (banned me)… 👀
So I’m gonna make a new Throne wishlist soon. 💓
So I’m gonna make a new Throne wishlist soon. 💓
December 4, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Throne is using a new processor instead of Stripe (banned me)… 👀
So I’m gonna make a new Throne wishlist soon. 💓
So I’m gonna make a new Throne wishlist soon. 💓
Noticed a lot of the big influencer girls going for Fanvue over OnlyFans ~ anyone have Fanvue that can tell me the difference from the creator side?
I’m curious!
I’m curious!
December 4, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Noticed a lot of the big influencer girls going for Fanvue over OnlyFans ~ anyone have Fanvue that can tell me the difference from the creator side?
I’m curious!
I’m curious!
Reposted by Emberlyn 🔥 BOS 1/22-24
Remember this Christmas, if someone buys a $25 gift for you, and they make minimum wage, they paid 2-3 hours of their life to get you that gift. Be humble. Gifts don't have to cost much to have value.
December 4, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Remember this Christmas, if someone buys a $25 gift for you, and they make minimum wage, they paid 2-3 hours of their life to get you that gift. Be humble. Gifts don't have to cost much to have value.
Reposted by Emberlyn 🔥 BOS 1/22-24
SW Twitter: My fifth FMTY to Monaco this year 😍
SW Bluesky: Have you bodyslammed an ICE agent yet today?
SW Bluesky: Have you bodyslammed an ICE agent yet today?
December 4, 2025 at 3:20 PM
SW Twitter: My fifth FMTY to Monaco this year 😍
SW Bluesky: Have you bodyslammed an ICE agent yet today?
SW Bluesky: Have you bodyslammed an ICE agent yet today?
Minneapolis Availability for the rest of the year:
Dec 7 • OPEN
Dec 8 • OPEN
Dec 9 • 6PM-10PM
Dec 12-19 • OPEN ~ FMTY?
Dec 21-22 • OPEN ~ FMTY?
Dec 28 • 2PM-7:30PM
GFE • EmberlynSlade.com
Dec 7 • OPEN
Dec 8 • OPEN
Dec 9 • 6PM-10PM
Dec 12-19 • OPEN ~ FMTY?
Dec 21-22 • OPEN ~ FMTY?
Dec 28 • 2PM-7:30PM
GFE • EmberlynSlade.com
December 4, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Minneapolis Availability for the rest of the year:
Dec 7 • OPEN
Dec 8 • OPEN
Dec 9 • 6PM-10PM
Dec 12-19 • OPEN ~ FMTY?
Dec 21-22 • OPEN ~ FMTY?
Dec 28 • 2PM-7:30PM
GFE • EmberlynSlade.com
Dec 7 • OPEN
Dec 8 • OPEN
Dec 9 • 6PM-10PM
Dec 12-19 • OPEN ~ FMTY?
Dec 21-22 • OPEN ~ FMTY?
Dec 28 • 2PM-7:30PM
GFE • EmberlynSlade.com
I just updated my availability on my site and I have a few more inquires in my inbox for December!
If you’d like to see me this year, hit me up sooner rather than later! 💞
If you’d like to see me this year, hit me up sooner rather than later! 💞
December 4, 2025 at 8:10 AM
I just updated my availability on my site and I have a few more inquires in my inbox for December!
If you’d like to see me this year, hit me up sooner rather than later! 💞
If you’d like to see me this year, hit me up sooner rather than later! 💞
I often silently wonder who it is that’s going to buy me my first pair out Louboutins. 👀
Someone needs to take me shopping this winter! 😝
Someone needs to take me shopping this winter! 😝
December 3, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I often silently wonder who it is that’s going to buy me my first pair out Louboutins. 👀
Someone needs to take me shopping this winter! 😝
Someone needs to take me shopping this winter! 😝
I sent out my newsletter.
Lmao the last batch of emails I forgot to take out the Fwd: in the subject omg 😭🤣 but whatever, I am human and it’s finally sent.
I’m going to shower and bed now 😴
Lmao the last batch of emails I forgot to take out the Fwd: in the subject omg 😭🤣 but whatever, I am human and it’s finally sent.
I’m going to shower and bed now 😴
December 3, 2025 at 7:30 AM
I sent out my newsletter.
Lmao the last batch of emails I forgot to take out the Fwd: in the subject omg 😭🤣 but whatever, I am human and it’s finally sent.
I’m going to shower and bed now 😴
Lmao the last batch of emails I forgot to take out the Fwd: in the subject omg 😭🤣 but whatever, I am human and it’s finally sent.
I’m going to shower and bed now 😴
Client says it’s a good thing I don’t show my face bc giving away my eyes would be too much 🥰😘
December 3, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Client says it’s a good thing I don’t show my face bc giving away my eyes would be too much 🥰😘
On this tour I had a huge cancellation (outside of my cancellation window of course) and I just had a no call, no show that I assume isn’t going to pay cancel fee either. Never had this stuff happen before.
I get the economy is shit, but that was half of my income for this tour and I’m kinda salty.
I get the economy is shit, but that was half of my income for this tour and I’m kinda salty.
December 3, 2025 at 1:03 AM
On this tour I had a huge cancellation (outside of my cancellation window of course) and I just had a no call, no show that I assume isn’t going to pay cancel fee either. Never had this stuff happen before.
I get the economy is shit, but that was half of my income for this tour and I’m kinda salty.
I get the economy is shit, but that was half of my income for this tour and I’m kinda salty.
I will try to send my newsletter out tonight, but it will probably be tomorrow. 🤗🙃
It’s the longest newsletter I’ve written, to date. 😮💨
It’s the longest newsletter I’ve written, to date. 😮💨
Hey friends.
I did not set an alarm today and slept until like 1pm (which is awesome I was able to do that on a tour… but holy shit I’m thrown off 😪)
I’ve been running around trying to get everything done on my busiest day of tour but lol… idk about that. 🤣
I did not set an alarm today and slept until like 1pm (which is awesome I was able to do that on a tour… but holy shit I’m thrown off 😪)
I’ve been running around trying to get everything done on my busiest day of tour but lol… idk about that. 🤣
December 2, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I will try to send my newsletter out tonight, but it will probably be tomorrow. 🤗🙃
It’s the longest newsletter I’ve written, to date. 😮💨
It’s the longest newsletter I’ve written, to date. 😮💨
Hey friends.
I did not set an alarm today and slept until like 1pm (which is awesome I was able to do that on a tour… but holy shit I’m thrown off 😪)
I’ve been running around trying to get everything done on my busiest day of tour but lol… idk about that. 🤣
I did not set an alarm today and slept until like 1pm (which is awesome I was able to do that on a tour… but holy shit I’m thrown off 😪)
I’ve been running around trying to get everything done on my busiest day of tour but lol… idk about that. 🤣
December 2, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Hey friends.
I did not set an alarm today and slept until like 1pm (which is awesome I was able to do that on a tour… but holy shit I’m thrown off 😪)
I’ve been running around trying to get everything done on my busiest day of tour but lol… idk about that. 🤣
I did not set an alarm today and slept until like 1pm (which is awesome I was able to do that on a tour… but holy shit I’m thrown off 😪)
I’ve been running around trying to get everything done on my busiest day of tour but lol… idk about that. 🤣
Dec 2 • 3PM-6PM (3H only)
Dec 3 • 7PM - Midnight
Dec 4 • 6AM-9AM (+300 early morning fee)
Otherwise, see you next time Philly 💞
Dec 3 • 7PM - Midnight
Dec 4 • 6AM-9AM (+300 early morning fee)
Otherwise, see you next time Philly 💞
Upcoming Philadelphia Tour ✈️
Nov 30-Dec 4
✨ Current Availability ~
Nov 30 • Noon-Midnight
Dec 1 • Noon-Midnight
Dec 2 • Noon-6pm & 10:30pm-Midnight
Dec 3 • 10:30pm-Midnight
Dec 4 • 5pm-Midnight
GFE • FMTY • EmberlynSlade.com
Nov 30-Dec 4
✨ Current Availability ~
Nov 30 • Noon-Midnight
Dec 1 • Noon-Midnight
Dec 2 • Noon-6pm & 10:30pm-Midnight
Dec 3 • 10:30pm-Midnight
Dec 4 • 5pm-Midnight
GFE • FMTY • EmberlynSlade.com
December 2, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Dec 2 • 3PM-6PM (3H only)
Dec 3 • 7PM - Midnight
Dec 4 • 6AM-9AM (+300 early morning fee)
Otherwise, see you next time Philly 💞
Dec 3 • 7PM - Midnight
Dec 4 • 6AM-9AM (+300 early morning fee)
Otherwise, see you next time Philly 💞
Update:
Pilates ✅
Watch Crossroads on Netflix ✅
Dinner ✅
Respond to emails ✅
Watch The Hangover II & III ✅
Newsletter 🌝 almost finished
Sleep ___ (about to 🥱)
Tomorrow:
Pilates ___
Explore the city ___
Send out Newsletter ___
Dates ___
Pilates ✅
Watch Crossroads on Netflix ✅
Dinner ✅
Respond to emails ✅
Watch The Hangover II & III ✅
Newsletter 🌝 almost finished
Sleep ___ (about to 🥱)
Tomorrow:
Pilates ___
Explore the city ___
Send out Newsletter ___
Dates ___
To do list tonight:
Pilates ✅
Watch Crossroads on Netflix ✅
Dinner ___ (about to start)
Respond to emails ___
Newsletter ___
Tomorrow:
Pilates ___
Explore the city ___
Dates ___
Pilates ✅
Watch Crossroads on Netflix ✅
Dinner ___ (about to start)
Respond to emails ___
Newsletter ___
Tomorrow:
Pilates ___
Explore the city ___
Dates ___
December 2, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Update:
Pilates ✅
Watch Crossroads on Netflix ✅
Dinner ✅
Respond to emails ✅
Watch The Hangover II & III ✅
Newsletter 🌝 almost finished
Sleep ___ (about to 🥱)
Tomorrow:
Pilates ___
Explore the city ___
Send out Newsletter ___
Dates ___
Pilates ✅
Watch Crossroads on Netflix ✅
Dinner ✅
Respond to emails ✅
Watch The Hangover II & III ✅
Newsletter 🌝 almost finished
Sleep ___ (about to 🥱)
Tomorrow:
Pilates ___
Explore the city ___
Send out Newsletter ___
Dates ___
Someone sent me a gift on Marigold earlier !!
Link for that wishlist is in my bio 💞
Thank you so much for the snack 🫶🏻
Link for that wishlist is in my bio 💞
Thank you so much for the snack 🫶🏻
December 2, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Someone sent me a gift on Marigold earlier !!
Link for that wishlist is in my bio 💞
Thank you so much for the snack 🫶🏻
Link for that wishlist is in my bio 💞
Thank you so much for the snack 🫶🏻