Alvin and the Chopped Uncs
@elsangito.bsky.social
cage-free brown egg • they/them
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Some of my journalist income goes regularly to my local outlets @lataco.bsky.social, @lapublicpress.bsky.social, @pbs.org SoCal, and even my former employer @laist.com.
Think about supporting your local public and independent media too so it's not just the same few journalism dollars going around!
Think about supporting your local public and independent media too so it's not just the same few journalism dollars going around!
As @lastweektonight.com covered tonight, local public media stations across the country are in crisis. You can help out by going to adoptastation.org
November 17, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Some of my journalist income goes regularly to my local outlets @lataco.bsky.social, @lapublicpress.bsky.social, @pbs.org SoCal, and even my former employer @laist.com.
Think about supporting your local public and independent media too so it's not just the same few journalism dollars going around!
Think about supporting your local public and independent media too so it's not just the same few journalism dollars going around!
establishing connection…
November 16, 2025 at 11:58 PM
establishing connection…
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I ran into a tiny dog that looked like my big dog at the dog park.
November 16, 2025 at 3:23 AM
I ran into a tiny dog that looked like my big dog at the dog park.
have some shame my guy
November 16, 2025 at 1:57 AM
have some shame my guy
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information/research/places to donate to:
rainn.org/get-informed... - statistics about rape and CSA and lack of punishment
safer.io/resources/cs... statistics on CSAM and incidents online grooming
www.missingkids.org/blog/2025/sp... - more stats on online grooming/CSA/CSAM
rainn.org/get-informed... - statistics about rape and CSA and lack of punishment
safer.io/resources/cs... statistics on CSAM and incidents online grooming
www.missingkids.org/blog/2025/sp... - more stats on online grooming/CSA/CSAM
Facts and Statistics: The Scope of the Problem - RAINN
The statistics on this page come from the most credible sources available. Collectively, they reveal the reality of sexual violence in America today. WHO Experiences Sexual Violence WHERE Sexual Assa...
rainn.org
November 14, 2025 at 11:21 PM
information/research/places to donate to:
rainn.org/get-informed... - statistics about rape and CSA and lack of punishment
safer.io/resources/cs... statistics on CSAM and incidents online grooming
www.missingkids.org/blog/2025/sp... - more stats on online grooming/CSA/CSAM
rainn.org/get-informed... - statistics about rape and CSA and lack of punishment
safer.io/resources/cs... statistics on CSAM and incidents online grooming
www.missingkids.org/blog/2025/sp... - more stats on online grooming/CSA/CSAM
this thread is essential reading on right wing and patriarchal logics that allow CSA to be largely permissible and why calling out the hypocrisy of conservatives doesnt work; AKA pedocon theory
huge huge content warning for CSA; proceed with caution
huge huge content warning for CSA; proceed with caution
when you understand that patriarchy views children as sexual property it all makes sense. there's no hypocrisy. exposure to queerness & transness threatens to "corrupt" the father's property, to "lead them astray" into self-determination, to taint their future sexual value. CSA is permissible as >
Thatcher's government did this with Section 28, banned the "promotion of homosexuality" as a danger to children, while actively protecting Jimmy Savile and who knows how many other pedophiles. It's the same damn playbook.
November 15, 2025 at 10:29 PM
this thread is essential reading on right wing and patriarchal logics that allow CSA to be largely permissible and why calling out the hypocrisy of conservatives doesnt work; AKA pedocon theory
huge huge content warning for CSA; proceed with caution
huge huge content warning for CSA; proceed with caution
solidarity to all csa survivors. darkest timeline but we’re not going down without a fight
November 15, 2025 at 10:25 PM
solidarity to all csa survivors. darkest timeline but we’re not going down without a fight
i’m a csa survivor and epstein getting memed only for trivial joke reasons puts me in a low that i wouldn’t wish on anyone. without any centering on justice for his victims and refusing to enable serial predators it only comes off as cheap entertainment and enabling
November 15, 2025 at 10:21 PM
i’m a csa survivor and epstein getting memed only for trivial joke reasons puts me in a low that i wouldn’t wish on anyone. without any centering on justice for his victims and refusing to enable serial predators it only comes off as cheap entertainment and enabling
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Solo Jazz lookin ass chart
November 15, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Solo Jazz lookin ass chart
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Her last post was about being laid off from Teen Vogue. Terrible.
Heartbroken to hear of @sfdirewolf.bsky.social ‘s transition to be a crip anscestor AND feeling so honored to have been alive in the time as this brilliant human, and gotten to learn from her.
May her memory continue to always be a blessing.
May her memory continue to always be a blessing.
November 15, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Her last post was about being laid off from Teen Vogue. Terrible.
so nikki haley’s son is doing the conservative influencer thing and appearing on Fox News and all i gotta say is: what on earth is this fit
November 15, 2025 at 3:29 AM
so nikki haley’s son is doing the conservative influencer thing and appearing on Fox News and all i gotta say is: what on earth is this fit
idea: jacket, for legs. legs parka. leg coat
November 14, 2025 at 8:17 PM
idea: jacket, for legs. legs parka. leg coat
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AINT NO FUCKING WAY
AINT NO FUCKING WAY
AINT NO FUCKING WAY
November 13, 2025 at 6:44 PM
AINT NO FUCKING WAY
AINT NO FUCKING WAY
AINT NO FUCKING WAY
i gotta admit i never knew about the Chomsky and Epstein connection. i mean this is a guy known for answering every email though right
November 13, 2025 at 10:53 PM
i gotta admit i never knew about the Chomsky and Epstein connection. i mean this is a guy known for answering every email though right
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hey besties, I see that there's news coming out re: epstein and I just want to remind people to NOT censor posts!!
I'm a survivor of sexual assault and incest, and if you censor words (eg: inc*st) it's going to show up for people that have those tags blocked!
I'm a survivor of sexual assault and incest, and if you censor words (eg: inc*st) it's going to show up for people that have those tags blocked!
November 13, 2025 at 6:15 AM
hey besties, I see that there's news coming out re: epstein and I just want to remind people to NOT censor posts!!
I'm a survivor of sexual assault and incest, and if you censor words (eg: inc*st) it's going to show up for people that have those tags blocked!
I'm a survivor of sexual assault and incest, and if you censor words (eg: inc*st) it's going to show up for people that have those tags blocked!
the largest fascist organization in the world, the RSS, is now openly lobbying on Capitol Hill prismreports.org/2025/11/12/r...
RSS hires U.S. lobbyists for congressional influence campaign
Squire Patton Boggs lobbied U.S. lawmakers on behalf of the RSS, a Hindu nationalist group linked to discrimination and violence against Muslims
prismreports.org
November 13, 2025 at 12:47 AM
the largest fascist organization in the world, the RSS, is now openly lobbying on Capitol Hill prismreports.org/2025/11/12/r...
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really makes you wonder how many dogshit DAs are out there when every third email from these assholes is "FROM: [email protected] TO: [email protected] SUBJ: are we doing crime this weekend like we did on these dates: July 6, 2015, April 9, 2016, May 23, 2019"
November 12, 2025 at 11:14 PM
really makes you wonder how many dogshit DAs are out there when every third email from these assholes is "FROM: [email protected] TO: [email protected] SUBJ: are we doing crime this weekend like we did on these dates: July 6, 2015, April 9, 2016, May 23, 2019"
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Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
November 12, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
pedocon theory really never misses
November 12, 2025 at 10:17 PM
pedocon theory really never misses
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My takeaway from every new Epstein revelation is that some powerful people victimized many powerless young women, many more knew, some actively enabled it--and we're still being told that MeToo and accountability for sexual violence have gone too far
November 12, 2025 at 5:05 PM
My takeaway from every new Epstein revelation is that some powerful people victimized many powerless young women, many more knew, some actively enabled it--and we're still being told that MeToo and accountability for sexual violence have gone too far
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Three years out, some coalitions that originally opposed the games are now pushing for reforms.
NOlympics LA organizers double down on their position: "Pretending that a 'no harm' version of the Olympics is possible is not only extremely naive. It’s dangerous for what happens to us after 2028"
NOlympics LA organizers double down on their position: "Pretending that a 'no harm' version of the Olympics is possible is not only extremely naive. It’s dangerous for what happens to us after 2028"
Olympic reform efforts are setting us up for a double disaster.
The writing is on the wall: people don’t want the Olympics in their city. But for the people of Los Angeles, LA28 brings the possibility of something even more alarming. What if the Olympics never left?
The writing is on the wall: people don’t want the Olympics in their city. But for the people of Los Angeles, LA28 brings the possibility of something even more alarming. What if the Olympics never left?
November 12, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Three years out, some coalitions that originally opposed the games are now pushing for reforms.
NOlympics LA organizers double down on their position: "Pretending that a 'no harm' version of the Olympics is possible is not only extremely naive. It’s dangerous for what happens to us after 2028"
NOlympics LA organizers double down on their position: "Pretending that a 'no harm' version of the Olympics is possible is not only extremely naive. It’s dangerous for what happens to us after 2028"
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How you can support the fired journalists instead of subscribing to Teen Vogue:
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November 12, 2025 at 12:39 PM
How you can support the fired journalists instead of subscribing to Teen Vogue:
ok 72 hours really isn’t that bad. it’s a statement that looks alarming out of context and also it’s a Johnny Cash reference to a Johnny Cash article. both things can be true
The account owner of @sarahkendzior.bsky.social was suspended for 72 hours for expressing a desire to shoot the author of an article. The post, made 11/10, stated: "I want to shoot the author of this article just to watch him die." 1/2
November 12, 2025 at 7:58 PM
ok 72 hours really isn’t that bad. it’s a statement that looks alarming out of context and also it’s a Johnny Cash reference to a Johnny Cash article. both things can be true
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If you evade suffering you also evade the chance of joy. Pleasure you may get, or pleasures, but you will not be fulfilled. You will not know what it is to come home.
November 12, 2025 at 12:15 AM
If you evade suffering you also evade the chance of joy. Pleasure you may get, or pleasures, but you will not be fulfilled. You will not know what it is to come home.