Ellyn Degenerate is Simply Having a Wonderful Wintertime
@ellyndegenerate.bsky.social
Fetid Moppet. Creepy Nutcracker collector. Haver of either too many or not enough carnivorous plants. Wonderful Christmastime is a good song. She/her.
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I DIDN’T KNOW I WAS ORDERING QUEEF BEADS
Move over Hallmark, my 5 year old is entering the greeting card game. This is what she had us write down for her best friend’s brother for his 2nd birthday. Poetry.
February 8, 2026 at 9:19 PM
Move over Hallmark, my 5 year old is entering the greeting card game. This is what she had us write down for her best friend’s brother for his 2nd birthday. Poetry.
For today’s attempt: rainbow tiger
January 18, 2026 at 7:10 PM
For today’s attempt: rainbow tiger
Today she insisted on rainbow butterfly
January 16, 2026 at 10:34 PM
Today she insisted on rainbow butterfly
When you have no artistic ability but your kid asks you to face paint them like a rainbow cheetah
January 15, 2026 at 10:09 PM
When you have no artistic ability but your kid asks you to face paint them like a rainbow cheetah
It’s called fashion
January 15, 2026 at 6:39 PM
It’s called fashion
My two year old just came up to me with a bottle of whipped cream he took out of the refrigerator and asked me to spray some in his mouth. Obviously I’m a great parent 🫠
January 13, 2026 at 4:47 PM
My two year old just came up to me with a bottle of whipped cream he took out of the refrigerator and asked me to spray some in his mouth. Obviously I’m a great parent 🫠
All she wants for Christmas is her two front teeth
December 25, 2025 at 7:15 PM
All she wants for Christmas is her two front teeth
Who has a good gingerbread recipe?
December 17, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Who has a good gingerbread recipe?
Christmas pics
December 13, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Christmas pics
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I will finally agree with @ellyndegenerate.bsky.social that this is the perfect Christmas song www.youtube.com/watch?v=94Ye...
Paul McCartney - Wonderful Christmastime
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December 11, 2025 at 11:55 PM
I will finally agree with @ellyndegenerate.bsky.social that this is the perfect Christmas song www.youtube.com/watch?v=94Ye...
And a new Santa just dropped
December 10, 2025 at 9:15 PM
And a new Santa just dropped
And The Nutcracker nutcracker collection
December 10, 2025 at 8:36 PM
And The Nutcracker nutcracker collection
The Alice in Wonderland Nutcracker collection is finally complete
December 10, 2025 at 8:33 PM
The Alice in Wonderland Nutcracker collection is finally complete
IMPORTANT: I’M MAILING OUT CHRISTMAS CARDS AT SOME POINT SOON AND IF YOU’VE BEEN ON MY MAILING LIST IN THE PAST AND HAVE MOVED PLEASE MAKE SURE I HAVE YOUR NEW ADDRESS AND IF YOU HAVEN’T BEEN ON MY MAILING LIST BUT WOULD LIKE TO RECEIVE ONE PLEASE SEND ME YOUR ADDRESS. THANK YOU.
December 10, 2025 at 12:38 AM
IMPORTANT: I’M MAILING OUT CHRISTMAS CARDS AT SOME POINT SOON AND IF YOU’VE BEEN ON MY MAILING LIST IN THE PAST AND HAVE MOVED PLEASE MAKE SURE I HAVE YOUR NEW ADDRESS AND IF YOU HAVEN’T BEEN ON MY MAILING LIST BUT WOULD LIKE TO RECEIVE ONE PLEASE SEND ME YOUR ADDRESS. THANK YOU.
Another joins the party
December 9, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Another joins the party
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Merry Murder yall!
Still waiting on a bunch to get here and the mantle is already out of room so I have to figure out where they’ll go but enjoy the nutcracker collection as it stands right now. Aren’t they beautiful?
December 8, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Merry Murder yall!
Still waiting on a bunch to get here and the mantle is already out of room so I have to figure out where they’ll go but enjoy the nutcracker collection as it stands right now. Aren’t they beautiful?
December 8, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Still waiting on a bunch to get here and the mantle is already out of room so I have to figure out where they’ll go but enjoy the nutcracker collection as it stands right now. Aren’t they beautiful?
Just ordered some more unhinged nutcrackers because I have no self control
December 2, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Just ordered some more unhinged nutcrackers because I have no self control
Thanksgiving is over which means the Christmas season has begun and that means it’s time for your annual reminder that Wonderful Christmastime by Paul McCartney is actually a very good song. Thank you for your attention to this matter. @eyepatchguy.bsky.social
November 29, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Thanksgiving is over which means the Christmas season has begun and that means it’s time for your annual reminder that Wonderful Christmastime by Paul McCartney is actually a very good song. Thank you for your attention to this matter. @eyepatchguy.bsky.social
I may have also bought these three that I came upon during my search because I am weak and they are perfect. How could I resist?
November 29, 2025 at 4:57 PM
I may have also bought these three that I came upon during my search because I am weak and they are perfect. How could I resist?
Big day in creepy nutcracker news. I was finally able to find Mad Hatter & White Rabbit to go with Queen of Hearts & Alice. Ever since I’ve learned of their existence I have been dreaming of finding them for my collection but couldn’t find them for sale, but I finally did & now they’ll be mine.
November 29, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Big day in creepy nutcracker news. I was finally able to find Mad Hatter & White Rabbit to go with Queen of Hearts & Alice. Ever since I’ve learned of their existence I have been dreaming of finding them for my collection but couldn’t find them for sale, but I finally did & now they’ll be mine.
Oh. Oh no.
"Malort advent calendar" is already such an unhinged concept but every little window just having Malort in it really pushes it over the edge into something transcendently funny
November 15, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Oh. Oh no.
I present the Scooby Gang
October 31, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I present the Scooby Gang
Gotta do trunk or treat at the school tonight so here’s a Halloween costume hint. Any guesses?
October 23, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Gotta do trunk or treat at the school tonight so here’s a Halloween costume hint. Any guesses?
Seeking opinions! We’re having family pictures done in a few weeks and I’m trying to decide if one of these dresses works and which one is better. Pic 1 is the background we’re using and what I’m planning to have the kids wear. Pic 2 is the dresses next to kids clothes for color reference.
October 23, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Seeking opinions! We’re having family pictures done in a few weeks and I’m trying to decide if one of these dresses works and which one is better. Pic 1 is the background we’re using and what I’m planning to have the kids wear. Pic 2 is the dresses next to kids clothes for color reference.