Elle Bowroom
@ellebowroom.bsky.social
I’m not your real Mum. Biscuit enthusiast
@missymollymol.bsky.social Got the chilli oil. It’s tremendous. Had a wee bit over tandoori tofu. It’s hot as fuck.
February 14, 2026 at 6:23 PM
@missymollymol.bsky.social Got the chilli oil. It’s tremendous. Had a wee bit over tandoori tofu. It’s hot as fuck.
A peaceful beach this morning.
February 14, 2026 at 9:46 AM
A peaceful beach this morning.
A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms is a smashing bit of telly.
February 12, 2026 at 9:23 PM
A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms is a smashing bit of telly.
I’ve made a pair of trousers and I’m delighted with them, and myself 😆. It’s the #chanterelle by Sew Liberated and the first pair of proper, wear outside trousers I’ve made. Definitely making more of these
February 12, 2026 at 4:01 PM
I’ve made a pair of trousers and I’m delighted with them, and myself 😆. It’s the #chanterelle by Sew Liberated and the first pair of proper, wear outside trousers I’ve made. Definitely making more of these
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Why does this building look like it’s saying “Pheven”? x
February 11, 2026 at 10:53 PM
Why does this building look like it’s saying “Pheven”? x
I’ve retired my Apple Watch, and for the first time in years, I don’t know how many steps I’ve taken. I’m not going to lie, it feels good.
February 12, 2026 at 10:17 AM
I’ve retired my Apple Watch, and for the first time in years, I don’t know how many steps I’ve taken. I’m not going to lie, it feels good.
One of those days where everything I touch crumbles to useless shite in my hands.
February 10, 2026 at 3:46 PM
One of those days where everything I touch crumbles to useless shite in my hands.
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Louise V Durham, stained glass and driftwood sculpture, Shoreham by Sea, UK #WomensArt
February 10, 2026 at 5:59 AM
Louise V Durham, stained glass and driftwood sculpture, Shoreham by Sea, UK #WomensArt
Half five and it’s not dark yet. We’re getting there team.
February 9, 2026 at 5:33 PM
Half five and it’s not dark yet. We’re getting there team.
My house is filthy. You’d get dysentery and polio and typhoid from walking on the floor with bare feet.
February 8, 2026 at 9:44 AM
My house is filthy. You’d get dysentery and polio and typhoid from walking on the floor with bare feet.
This exact thing. It’s all exploitative trash.
February 7, 2026 at 1:47 PM
This exact thing. It’s all exploitative trash.
Having never tried it, I somehow have a deep, unshakable belief that I’d be really good at curling. Like absolutely shit hot at it.
February 6, 2026 at 2:26 PM
Having never tried it, I somehow have a deep, unshakable belief that I’d be really good at curling. Like absolutely shit hot at it.
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He looks like the notepad next to the landline.
February 6, 2026 at 9:21 AM
He looks like the notepad next to the landline.
Oh just hurry up and die Nigel #Eastenders
February 5, 2026 at 7:54 PM
Oh just hurry up and die Nigel #Eastenders
I have aged 1000 years setting up my parents (82 and 82) new iPads. Mum got a new iPad and Dad got her old one to replace his ancient old android tablet.
February 5, 2026 at 2:35 PM
I have aged 1000 years setting up my parents (82 and 82) new iPads. Mum got a new iPad and Dad got her old one to replace his ancient old android tablet.
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Starfleet Academy is a parcel of shite. How disappointing
February 4, 2026 at 9:27 PM
Starfleet Academy is a parcel of shite. How disappointing
February 3, 2026 at 4:50 PM
JUST. EAT. THE. BASTARDING. CHEESECAKE!!
February 3, 2026 at 12:02 PM
JUST. EAT. THE. BASTARDING. CHEESECAKE!!
Trifle.
Guys, I really need to talk about something dumb and meaningless. What's a universally beloved sweet treat that you think is just mid? For me, it's meringue.
February 2, 2026 at 11:07 AM
Trifle.
Bring back Wipeout you BBC cowards.
January 31, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Bring back Wipeout you BBC cowards.
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On this day, 2 years ago. I sat in bed and said to myself, 'Why haven't you finally made that compilation of Jim McDonald from Coronation Street, absolutely battering people to Motörhead? So I did.'
Enjoy! It will forever be my greatest contribution to society.
Enjoy! It will forever be my greatest contribution to society.
January 31, 2026 at 9:06 AM
On this day, 2 years ago. I sat in bed and said to myself, 'Why haven't you finally made that compilation of Jim McDonald from Coronation Street, absolutely battering people to Motörhead? So I did.'
Enjoy! It will forever be my greatest contribution to society.
Enjoy! It will forever be my greatest contribution to society.