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Eli Evans
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Sci-fi & fantasy author, software designer, composer/beatmaker, erstwhile hornist. Indie all the way. Recent widower. This is my real name and face. State the reason for your DM. No paid reviews. he/him

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> who will stop him?

Fine, I’ll do it. *pulls on inflatable frog costume*
November 26, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Right? I promise you can state the entire reason for contacting me in your initial message without worrying that I haven’t engaged yet.

Unless we know each other, then do as you will.
November 26, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Good sleep is the foundation to good health.
November 26, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Honorable mention:
• Klingon Bird of Prey
• Buck Rogers’s Thunderfighter
• The Gunstar from Last Starfighter
• Heart of Gold from Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy (BBC version)
• SDF-1 from Robotech

… there are just too many.
November 25, 2025 at 8:35 AM
My memory extends beyond last Tuesday. It’s a blessing and a curse.
November 25, 2025 at 7:02 AM
I wouldn’t know, I had Prodigy. 😂
November 25, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Reposted by Eli Evans
They turned the first step in the journey into a destination in its own right and now instead of embarking on adventures, we’re all stuck in the gift shop listening to an ad loop while we ask the arcade Genie to tell our fortune.
November 25, 2025 at 6:35 AM
They turned the first step in the journey into a destination in its own right and now instead of embarking on adventures, we’re all stuck in the gift shop listening to an ad loop while we ask the arcade Genie to tell our fortune.
November 25, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Yep. Thing is, I never even really wanted answers. I wanted to find websites that could be ongoing sources of worthwhile information.

They took a sharp turn when they stopped being a search engine and started undermining sites by capturing traffic with “answers.”
November 25, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Okay, “Voltron” gave me a good chuckle, which is a much-needed thing in these troubled times.
November 25, 2025 at 6:19 AM
But mine has oysters and water chestnuts and comes out a delicious gray color and okay you’re right.
November 25, 2025 at 6:06 AM
If you read tech news or see AI headlines, you probably know what I mean.
November 25, 2025 at 5:41 AM
If you work in an office, you probably know what I mean.
November 25, 2025 at 5:40 AM