Eleventh Day Emperor
@eleventhdayemperor.bsky.social
Technically my banner is a tasteful nude of myself, checkmate prudes
The Eleventh Day Empire will eat the sky
Shameless stream of consciousness | 🏳️🌈 he/him | Maryland Expansionist | 🇵🇸🇺🇦🇬🇱 | I may be crass at times | FUCK ICE
The Eleventh Day Empire will eat the sky
Shameless stream of consciousness | 🏳️🌈 he/him | Maryland Expansionist | 🇵🇸🇺🇦🇬🇱 | I may be crass at times | FUCK ICE
The scream I scrempt
January 24, 2026 at 7:46 PM
The scream I scrempt
Me when I didn’t see you there:
*crashes car*
*crashes car*
January 24, 2026 at 9:24 AM
Me when I didn’t see you there:
*crashes car*
*crashes car*
People when a weekend #snowstorm is in the forecast
January 23, 2026 at 12:42 PM
People when a weekend #snowstorm is in the forecast
Incredible things are taking place on Twitter
January 23, 2026 at 12:07 PM
Incredible things are taking place on Twitter
I think this touches on the important topic of note that is the weird puritanical lean that gen z has taken
It feels like the sexual revolution has dried up and so much as mentioning to a zoomer that you engage in sexual activities is enough to get you labeled as weird and gross
It feels like the sexual revolution has dried up and so much as mentioning to a zoomer that you engage in sexual activities is enough to get you labeled as weird and gross
January 23, 2026 at 4:28 AM
I think this touches on the important topic of note that is the weird puritanical lean that gen z has taken
It feels like the sexual revolution has dried up and so much as mentioning to a zoomer that you engage in sexual activities is enough to get you labeled as weird and gross
It feels like the sexual revolution has dried up and so much as mentioning to a zoomer that you engage in sexual activities is enough to get you labeled as weird and gross
*clears throat*
PLEASE GOD YES GIVE ME A SPHERE PLEASE PLEASE ILL DO ANYTHING ILL CUT SO MANY PEOPLE OFF IN TRAFFIC AS RITUAL SACRIFICE TO THE OLD BAY GOD PLEASE I WANT A SPHERE NEARBY THEYRE SO FUNNY🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀
PLEASE GOD YES GIVE ME A SPHERE PLEASE PLEASE ILL DO ANYTHING ILL CUT SO MANY PEOPLE OFF IN TRAFFIC AS RITUAL SACRIFICE TO THE OLD BAY GOD PLEASE I WANT A SPHERE NEARBY THEYRE SO FUNNY🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀
The state of Maryland announces plans to build a new Sphere venue in National Harbor, near Washington, DC investor.sphereentertainmentco.com/press-releas...
January 22, 2026 at 6:01 AM
*clears throat*
PLEASE GOD YES GIVE ME A SPHERE PLEASE PLEASE ILL DO ANYTHING ILL CUT SO MANY PEOPLE OFF IN TRAFFIC AS RITUAL SACRIFICE TO THE OLD BAY GOD PLEASE I WANT A SPHERE NEARBY THEYRE SO FUNNY🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀
PLEASE GOD YES GIVE ME A SPHERE PLEASE PLEASE ILL DO ANYTHING ILL CUT SO MANY PEOPLE OFF IN TRAFFIC AS RITUAL SACRIFICE TO THE OLD BAY GOD PLEASE I WANT A SPHERE NEARBY THEYRE SO FUNNY🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀
Bloodthirsty illegal immigrant right there
Don’t let his small stature and cute blue hat deceive you, all his internal organs have been replaced with fentanyl
Don’t let his small stature and cute blue hat deceive you, all his internal organs have been replaced with fentanyl
Liam Ramos, a preschooler ICE detained the five-year-old Minnesota boy as he returned home from school and transported him to a detention center in Texas.
January 22, 2026 at 5:01 AM
Bloodthirsty illegal immigrant right there
Don’t let his small stature and cute blue hat deceive you, all his internal organs have been replaced with fentanyl
Don’t let his small stature and cute blue hat deceive you, all his internal organs have been replaced with fentanyl
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This is a photo of someone being tortured, not someone being restrained
An observer arrested in Suth Minneapolis. Photo by Richard Tsong-Taatarii/The Minnesota Star Tribune
January 21, 2026 at 9:32 PM
This is a photo of someone being tortured, not someone being restrained
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Carney: "American hegemony in particular helped provide public goods, a stable financial system... this bargain no longer works. Let me be direct. We are in the midst of a rupture, not a transition... recently, great powers have begun using economic integration as a weapon. Tariffs as leverage ... "
January 20, 2026 at 3:50 PM
Carney: "American hegemony in particular helped provide public goods, a stable financial system... this bargain no longer works. Let me be direct. We are in the midst of a rupture, not a transition... recently, great powers have begun using economic integration as a weapon. Tariffs as leverage ... "
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CRASHOUT FOR THE AGES
January 21, 2026 at 12:49 AM
CRASHOUT FOR THE AGES
Cutting your finger nails is a feeling nail biters will never understand
It’s like the tips of my fingers have been freed, unburdened even
#losers
It’s like the tips of my fingers have been freed, unburdened even
#losers
January 21, 2026 at 6:17 PM
Cutting your finger nails is a feeling nail biters will never understand
It’s like the tips of my fingers have been freed, unburdened even
#losers
It’s like the tips of my fingers have been freed, unburdened even
#losers
Someone should set up some sort of paradoxical ouroboros feedback loop bet between kalshi and polymarket and explode the companies with a never ending, exponentially increasing bet win loop
January 21, 2026 at 10:50 AM
Someone should set up some sort of paradoxical ouroboros feedback loop bet between kalshi and polymarket and explode the companies with a never ending, exponentially increasing bet win loop
And then after he finally dropped out Kamala copied Biden policies, refused to distance herself from him, held the Biden line, and then did a rightwing shift in the final moments of the election cycle and lost, leading to Trump and GOP massive wins
You’re right, we should stop whining about her
You’re right, we should stop whining about her
I’m honestly so tired of hearing people whine about Kamala.
Biden fucked us in the ass twice. First by bullying competition out of the primaries in for the 2020 election and second by refusing to step aside until the last minute.
Biden fucked us in the ass twice. First by bullying competition out of the primaries in for the 2020 election and second by refusing to step aside until the last minute.
January 21, 2026 at 10:11 AM
And then after he finally dropped out Kamala copied Biden policies, refused to distance herself from him, held the Biden line, and then did a rightwing shift in the final moments of the election cycle and lost, leading to Trump and GOP massive wins
You’re right, we should stop whining about her
You’re right, we should stop whining about her
The bar is in the seventh layer of hell
Kamala wouldn’t start a world war because she didn’t get a Nobel Peace Prize.
January 21, 2026 at 9:11 AM
The bar is in the seventh layer of hell
Of all the ways that MD Dems could’ve gerrymandered MD-01 blue, this is one of the worst
Why wasn’t the eastern shore cracked? Why were so many cities cracked unnecessarily? Why did they make 03 so unsafe (+8 D)?
Fuck the GOP for amping up gerrymandering across the US www.wbal.com/maryland-red...
Why wasn’t the eastern shore cracked? Why were so many cities cracked unnecessarily? Why did they make 03 so unsafe (+8 D)?
Fuck the GOP for amping up gerrymandering across the US www.wbal.com/maryland-red...
Maryland redistricting commission approves new congressional map amid criticism | WBAL Baltimore News
Maryland's redistricting commission approved a new congressional map to Gov. Wes Moore that could lead to Democrats taking all eight of the state's seats.
www.wbal.com
January 21, 2026 at 8:58 AM
Of all the ways that MD Dems could’ve gerrymandered MD-01 blue, this is one of the worst
Why wasn’t the eastern shore cracked? Why were so many cities cracked unnecessarily? Why did they make 03 so unsafe (+8 D)?
Fuck the GOP for amping up gerrymandering across the US www.wbal.com/maryland-red...
Why wasn’t the eastern shore cracked? Why were so many cities cracked unnecessarily? Why did they make 03 so unsafe (+8 D)?
Fuck the GOP for amping up gerrymandering across the US www.wbal.com/maryland-red...
RIP Harambe
Who would’ve thought you were the lynchpin for global stability?
Who would’ve thought you were the lynchpin for global stability?
January 21, 2026 at 2:55 AM
RIP Harambe
Who would’ve thought you were the lynchpin for global stability?
Who would’ve thought you were the lynchpin for global stability?
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I feel like posting a "Hillary / Kamala warned us!" meme at this point should earn you some kind d of fine.
January 20, 2026 at 12:12 PM
I feel like posting a "Hillary / Kamala warned us!" meme at this point should earn you some kind d of fine.
Out here supporting the kingdom of Denmark in the fight against colonialism and imperialism… what is happening
January 20, 2026 at 8:50 AM
Out here supporting the kingdom of Denmark in the fight against colonialism and imperialism… what is happening
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Sorry for being TRANSPARENT and HONEST I guess!!!!
January 20, 2026 at 4:50 AM
Sorry for being TRANSPARENT and HONEST I guess!!!!
The best ideas are the ones that you won’t share with your therapist
January 20, 2026 at 5:08 AM
The best ideas are the ones that you won’t share with your therapist
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Hey elected Democrats!
I do not want better trained ICE. I want ICE abolished and prosecuted.
I do not want better trained ICE. I want ICE abolished and prosecuted.
January 18, 2026 at 12:36 AM
Hey elected Democrats!
I do not want better trained ICE. I want ICE abolished and prosecuted.
I do not want better trained ICE. I want ICE abolished and prosecuted.
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Here’s a short poem about the power of poetry to change the world.
January 18, 2026 at 9:47 AM
Here’s a short poem about the power of poetry to change the world.
Actually I think his first year has been a spectacular success for him
That’s the whole problem is that Trump has been successful in his first year
That’s the whole problem is that Trump has been successful in his first year
Trump's first year has been a complete failure
January 18, 2026 at 10:43 AM
Actually I think his first year has been a spectacular success for him
That’s the whole problem is that Trump has been successful in his first year
That’s the whole problem is that Trump has been successful in his first year
Just because they were infinitely more preferable than Trump doesn’t mean that Kamala/Hilary would’ve been good. Kamala’s mad dash to be rightwing (partnering with the Cheneys, hardline immigration stance, throwing trans people under the bus, etc) is one of many examples of this
Kamala and Hillary were always the more qualified candidates! Stop the hate!
January 18, 2026 at 9:38 AM
Just because they were infinitely more preferable than Trump doesn’t mean that Kamala/Hilary would’ve been good. Kamala’s mad dash to be rightwing (partnering with the Cheneys, hardline immigration stance, throwing trans people under the bus, etc) is one of many examples of this
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Just so we are clear:
Fuck ICE.
Fuck Trump.
Fuck Reform.
Fuck all of those nazi fucks.
Free the Palestine.
Fuck Farage.
Trans rights are human rights.
Theres probably more but you get the idea (:
Fuck ICE.
Fuck Trump.
Fuck Reform.
Fuck all of those nazi fucks.
Free the Palestine.
Fuck Farage.
Trans rights are human rights.
Theres probably more but you get the idea (:
January 18, 2026 at 6:28 AM
Just so we are clear:
Fuck ICE.
Fuck Trump.
Fuck Reform.
Fuck all of those nazi fucks.
Free the Palestine.
Fuck Farage.
Trans rights are human rights.
Theres probably more but you get the idea (:
Fuck ICE.
Fuck Trump.
Fuck Reform.
Fuck all of those nazi fucks.
Free the Palestine.
Fuck Farage.
Trans rights are human rights.
Theres probably more but you get the idea (: