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Effing Dreamy
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Ain’t I?
The “something bad has happened” chord in the show Franklin is some kind of weird F/E that is best understood as “making open E and then sliding all the fretted notes up 1,” you’re welcome
December 1, 2025 at 2:11 PM
“Down the road”
Mark Kelly: "My concern is with the service members -- we're gonna put these individuals in a really tough place. They may find our down the road that they did something that's illegal. It's not fair to them. That's why need presidents and secretaries of defense who understand the Constitution"
December 1, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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November 28, 2025 at 8:34 AM
Bad things tierlist:

1. Cheating on wife
2. Diddling
3. Insider trading
November 26, 2025 at 1:41 PM
November 26, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Fuck all bosses but fuck my boss especially
November 25, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Wonderful morning to have never really liked Nick Cave
November 25, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Oh to be dating a beautiful woman who plays magic and calls you “scoots” when this card drops again
"the best part of magic is the gathering"

WRONG: scuttling doom engine.
November 25, 2025 at 12:11 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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This man basically killed his son and even that won’t stop Joe from being bipartisan. Schumer WISHES
Biden is alert and energetic—two things Trump hasn’t managed that well.

He is at Dick Cheney’s funeral greeting people before the service began.
November 24, 2025 at 1:21 PM
guitarre
November 23, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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November 22, 2025 at 4:38 PM
(Nico voice) I’ll be your rivERRRRR
November 22, 2025 at 3:43 PM
I know this is bad for everyone but I also use “yr” in text so plz know it’s worse for me
"Yr open mouth awaiting my harvest,” Robert F. Kennedy Jr., who is now the Secretary of Health and Human Services, had written to my then-fiancé. “Drink from me Love.”"
November 22, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Have become so obsessed with the band Torture over the last 24 hours that I put “Torture live” into YouTube without thinking about it

Protip: don’t do that
November 22, 2025 at 1:28 PM
The Hillary Clinton/Heather Cox Richardson/Lin Manuel Miranda “conversation” this week seems to have happened but the only one of the three to post about it all is Hillary…has Epstein shame finally hit the Dem influencersphere?
November 22, 2025 at 1:20 PM
I vacillate wildly between cute (laudatory) and cute (derogatory) but I’m always cute
November 21, 2025 at 11:30 PM
let 86 primaries bloom
BREAKING: The House of Representatives voted 285–98 in favor of a resolution condemning socialism.

Eighty-six Democrats joined Republicans in supporting the measure, including House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries.
November 21, 2025 at 8:44 PM
lol at nyt going for Roblox in some bizarre “we don’t run cover for child predators ALL the time” gambit
November 21, 2025 at 6:13 PM
The Jacob Geller silksong video is so good I have texted it to my mother in law in her 70s
November 20, 2025 at 11:47 PM
GOT EM
If joking about Charlie Kirk is considered “violent rhetoric,” how do we describe open calls to hang members of Congress?
November 20, 2025 at 10:28 PM
girl so sexy, only wear silk thongs
I reject my purpose like I’m hornet
From silksong
November 20, 2025 at 8:29 PM
r/Joe Rogan posters who want to talk politics are welcome to do so here and have my protection js
November 19, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Covering up a tattoo with a tattoo of my own (heavily tatted) ass
November 19, 2025 at 9:36 PM
I cannot imagine the book takes this angle but Olivia Nuzzi watching a roadkill guzzling Nazi beat off on FaceTime and thinking “damn my life a movie, I’m just like Marilyn Monroe frfr” is a really stark image of whats wrong with American journalism
November 15, 2025 at 4:32 PM